Kristina's definitions

KMDCD

the weirdest, funniest, coolest group of friends ever. the kind of friends everyone wishes they had. we are always there for each other, always ready to lend a helping hand. we have the FUNNIEST jokes everrr!! ok, sometimes they're a little stupid, but who cares. we know that we'll always be there for each other. the bestest friends in the entire world.

i love you girls so muchh-xoxoxoxoxox!

by Kristina March 6, 2005

Clay Aiken

Just about the most decent pop singer out there. Thank god.

In the eye of the music industry, you're either a womanizer or you're gay. Then there is Clay Aiken, who isnt any of those. Derr.

by kristina January 13, 2004

noka

saying hi to someone or calling someone a name but saying a so called "cruse word"

what's up Noka

why is he being such a noka

by kristina April 8, 2004

homer simpson

Probably the greatest character ever to grace the television screen. Incredibly dumb, yet insanely lovable. Full of classic quotes, stupid stunts, and an unending appetite. I love this man.

Hey, let's get stoned and watch Homer talk to Johnny Cash at the chili cookoff.

by Kristina January 12, 2004

Sorostitute

A cross between sorority girl and prostitute. Sorority girls have a reputation of being permiscuous adn this word helps to describe an especially slutty looking group of girls.

The sororstitutes were walking down the street in drones.

by Kristina December 18, 2004

Yawk

The G33k version of a "yawn".

Also known as a really funny typo.

"I'm so tired *yawks*"

by Kristina April 12, 2005

Smoochka

Someone who is acting like a bitch.

Jenny stole my man, that Smoochka.

by Kristina April 24, 2004