Kristina's definitions

homer simpson

Probably the greatest character ever to grace the television screen. Incredibly dumb, yet insanely lovable. Full of classic quotes, stupid stunts, and an unending appetite. I love this man.

Hey, let's get stoned and watch Homer talk to Johnny Cash at the chili cookoff.

by Kristina January 12, 2004

Sorostitute

A cross between sorority girl and prostitute. Sorority girls have a reputation of being permiscuous adn this word helps to describe an especially slutty looking group of girls.

The sororstitutes were walking down the street in drones.

by Kristina December 18, 2004

noka

saying hi to someone or calling someone a name but saying a so called "cruse word"

what's up Noka

why is he being such a noka

by kristina April 8, 2004

Smoochka

Someone who is acting like a bitch.

Jenny stole my man, that Smoochka.

by Kristina April 24, 2004

a7x

A7X is short for Avenged Sevenfold the band that clashes metal and punk into one awesome fucking sound. The cool thing about this band is they can play on ozzfest or the warped tour, either way they fit in. I would prefer them to be on ozzfest, but oh well. Their new cd, Waking The Fallen, sounds more nu metal than punk..I think anyways. People may not like them because of the fact that they are clashing two different types of music...if they don't like a7x then fuck them.

I saw a7x on the warped tour last night and they kicked major ass!!

by Kristina June 27, 2004

Yawk

The G33k version of a "yawn".

Also known as a really funny typo.

"I'm so tired *yawks*"

by Kristina April 12, 2005

deep pocket

Having a lot of $money$

Girl 1: "Jamal got deep pockets!"
Girl 2: "Girl, pass him over when you done. I need some CASH!!"

by Kristina February 27, 2004