Kp's definitions

retarded

When a male has a boner.

You can't get retarded, you can't get retarded

Is that my imagination or are you retarded?

by KP February 1, 2005

slow your rolls

Used primarily toward another person whom is over-eager, or overly active in speech and gesture.

"take it easy big fella" or "slow down, you hyperactive wacko"

by KP December 30, 2003

The Used

The greatest band ever. Bert has the greatest range of vocals from fuckin insane screams that'll knock you onto your ass, to melodious sounds that'll make event he most of hardcore kids want to cry! Without them i would be dead...they get me through my days

Bert, Quinn, Jeph and Brandon are all the sexiest men alive...don't try to compete

by kp May 16, 2004

eder

also referred to as "ed". never says anything but "fuck you/shuddup" and "im sooo fucked, i hate ms daniels"

Hey Ed whats up?

Shuddup! I'm fucked with my homework.

by KP November 9, 2003

buzzsaw

n. A rather butch, or manish young woman that tries to be friendly or funny, but only succeeds in being annoying. Typically, a group of people making fun of a buzzsaw will warn each other of her arrival by making a buzzing sound. The phrase, "Sun's out, guns out" may also be entoned in such a situation.

The word may also be used as a proper noun if only one such young woman is typically ever referenced.

"If you hadn't told me, I would have mistaken that buzzsaw for an annoying man"
"Can you believe what Buzzsaw said in class today?"

by KP July 14, 2004

anti muffin club

an exclusive group of people who don't conform to what everyone else is doing, and aren't clones (since most muffins turn out the same). Originated from the book, A Ring of Endless Light, by Madeleine L'Engle.

Maria considered herself part of the anti muffin club, since she went against the grain of other people around her.

by Kp November 13, 2004

haddock pasty

A noxious smelling quim. *not* good enough to eat. If a known slut, probably due to an earlier deposit having been made.

I went muff-diving on katie the other night...but as soon as she opened her legs it was clear she had a haddock pasty under there!

by KP September 17, 2003