Kp's definitions

eder

also referred to as "ed". never says anything but "fuck you/shuddup" and "im sooo fucked, i hate ms daniels"

Hey Ed whats up?

Shuddup! I'm fucked with my homework.

by KP November 9, 2003

retarded

When a male has a boner.

You can't get retarded, you can't get retarded

Is that my imagination or are you retarded?

by KP February 1, 2005

potato cannons

The plural form of potato cannon.

"Look at how many potato cannons I've built!"

by KP July 14, 2004

PB

Pissy Bitch

You are really being a PB.

by KP May 8, 2002

slow your rolls

Used primarily toward another person whom is over-eager, or overly active in speech and gesture.

"take it easy big fella" or "slow down, you hyperactive wacko"

by KP December 30, 2003

haddock pasty

A noxious smelling quim. *not* good enough to eat. If a known slut, probably due to an earlier deposit having been made.

I went muff-diving on katie the other night...but as soon as she opened her legs it was clear she had a haddock pasty under there!

by KP September 17, 2003

The Used

The greatest band ever. Bert has the greatest range of vocals from fuckin insane screams that'll knock you onto your ass, to melodious sounds that'll make event he most of hardcore kids want to cry! Without them i would be dead...they get me through my days

Bert, Quinn, Jeph and Brandon are all the sexiest men alive...don't try to compete

by kp May 16, 2004