Koolguy_gt500's definitions

Jewsey

How people from New York say "Jersey"

Frank - "Hey, asshole! Signal before you merge!"

Guy from New York - "EH! You tawkin ta me? You from fawkin New Jewsey?"

by Koolguy_gt500 March 21, 2010

Schooler

One who "schools" (see Schooled)

Schoolers' victims are known as Schoolee (see Schoolee)

Frank - "Hey dude, I totally schooled that nerd from woodshop class in!"

Mitch - "Oh snap! That makes you the schooler and him the schoolee!"

Frank - "You said it, bro."

*Slaps five*

by Koolguy_GT500 March 16, 2010

Bang Camaro

A really great hard rock band that not many people know about.

They have 12 vocalists, 2 guitarists and a bassist.

They are fucking awesome.

Frank - "Hey dude, have you heard of Bang Camaro?"

Mitch - "Hell yeah, bro! They're the best!"

by Koolguy_gt500 April 8, 2010

Cawfee

How people from New York say "Coffee"

Also works with:

Chawklate - Chocolate
Doawg - Dog
Dawling - Darling
Doawlas - Dollars
Sawsage - Sausage
Jewsey - Jersey
Baws - Boss

There definitely are more, you just have to experiment with different words to see if it works.

Frank - "Hey, you see that guy?!"

Mitch - "Yeah he was totally like, 'Eh, Baws, can I get another Sawsage bagel with Chawklate milk? My Dawg accidentally drank some Cawfee and now its gonna cost me 300 Doawlas to get it fixed."

by Koolguy_gt500 March 22, 2010

schoolee

One who gets schooled (see schooled)

Gets schooled by the "schooler" (see schooler)

Frank - "Hey dude, I totally schooled that nerd from wood shop class!"

Mitch - "Oh snap! That makes you the schooler and him the schoolee!"

Frank - "You said it, bro."

*Slaps five*

by Koolguy_GT500 March 16, 2010

Peh Peh's

A woman's breasts. You know, your girlfriends Gozongas. Your mom's Meat Rack. Your daughters Tetangas. Get the idea?

The word comes from the noise that a bicycle horn makes when you squeeze it.

See Peh Peh Milk

Frank - "WHOA! Check out those Peh Peh's!"

Mitch - "Wow, those are quite the pair" *Goes up to women, squeezes her breasts while making "Peh Peh" horn sound*

Frank - "Nice man!"

*Slaps Five*

by Koolguy_gt500 June 23, 2010

Grab Your Gopher

Verb.

Pronounciation- "Grab Yo're Go Fur"

To masturbate. You know, beat your meat, choke your chicken.

Frank: "Hey dude, did you grab your gopher last night?

Mitch: "Na dude. My grandma was over."

by Koolguy_GT500 March 16, 2010