KnightofNerdom's definitions

don't lie

A code used when putting a friend on the spot. It implies that you want your friend to lie, usually to cover up something the former shouldn't say.

Kevin: Harry! Harry! Real quick, don't lie. Where we comin' from?

Harry: Man, you was with dat bitch with da fat ass.

by KnightofNerdom September 24, 2019

Pub Sub

Aka the Publix Deli Sub. A local delicacy to Floridians and a hot seller at Publix grocery stores.

Ethan was hungry after his day at Disney World, so he went to Publix and got a Pub Sub.

by KnightofNerdom August 29, 2019

Chump change

A monetary amount that one considers to be low or insignificant

Boss: We're glad you accepted this job at McDonald's. We'll start you at $10.50 an hour.

Worker: $10.50 is chump change. I want $20.

by KnightofNerdom July 14, 2019

went south in a hurry

When something goes from good to bad incredibly fast. Usually said by a bystander.

Man: Dude, Larry was proposing to his girlfriend and he vomited on her legs. She said no!

Man 2: Oh my God, that went south in a hurry

by KnightofNerdom November 5, 2017

it's quiet too quiet

When you go somewhere or do something that should normally be loud, but is actually dead silent.

Shrek: It's quiet too quiet. Where is everybody?

by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2019

why is the rum always gone

A line made famous by Pirates of The Caribbean. Asked by Jack Sparrow to himself when he is doing map work and his bottle of rum is empty.

*Johnny tries to do his math homework, so he grabs his bottle to have a drink; only to realize it is empty*

Johnny: Why is the rum always gone?

*he gets up and walks drunkenedly*

Johnny: Oh, that's why.

by KnightofNerdom April 4, 2019

Horseplay

A sexual act that involves the use of a dildo or strap-on shaped like a horse cock. In some cases, participants may also wear creepy horse head masks.

Trixie: Whinny up and bend over. I'm in the mood for horseplay tonight

by KnightofNerdom August 12, 2019