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how're you now

A typical greeting in Letterkenny, Ontario. Traditionally followed by "Good'n you?"
Jim: Wayne.

Wayne: Jim Dickens, how're you now?

Jim: Good'n you?

Wayne: Not so bad.
by KnightofNerdom May 31, 2020
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Man, I'm hungry as shit

A code phrase invented by Kevin Hart's smartest dumbest friend Harry. It is used to avoid discussing topics that would get them in trouble with their wives/girlfriends.
Sam: So, how about last night at the club....

Chris: Man, I'm hungry as shit!

Sam: I'm not, I just ate. Man you was so....

Chris: Sammy! I said "Man, I'm hungry as shit!"

Sam: Why don't you get a footlong at Subway for $5?

Chris: Sammy! I said "MAN, I AM HUNGRY AS SHIT!!!!!"

Sam: Then why don't you eat that fine girl's pussy?
by KnightofNerdom September 24, 2019
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Take A Walk

A stubborn way of telling someone to fuck off
Stranger: Nice parenting

Dad: Hey, thanks. Are you my therapist? Take a walk!
by KnightofNerdom June 1, 2018
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That's what she said last night

An even grittier form of "That's what she said", implying the statement was said during a sexual encounter the night before.
Ted: Holy shit that thing is huge.

Jon: That's what she said last night
by KnightofNerdom May 24, 2020
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why is the rum always gone

A line made famous by Pirates of The Caribbean. Asked by Jack Sparrow to himself when he is doing map work and his bottle of rum is empty.
*Johnny tries to do his math homework, so he grabs his bottle to have a drink; only to realize it is empty*

Johnny: Why is the rum always gone?

*he gets up and walks drunkenedly*

Johnny: Oh, that's why.
by KnightofNerdom April 4, 2019
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Horseplay

A sexual act that involves the use of a dildo or strap-on shaped like a horse cock. In some cases, participants may also wear creepy horse head masks.
Trixie: Whinny up and bend over. I'm in the mood for horseplay tonight
by KnightofNerdom August 12, 2019
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it's quiet too quiet

When you go somewhere or do something that should normally be loud, but is actually dead silent.
Shrek: It's quiet too quiet. Where is everybody?
by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2019
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