KnightofNerdom's definitions

Scoop

To surrender in a card game by collecting all your cards off the playing field

“Of course I draw another Land. If I don’t get a good card soon, I’m gonna scoop”

by KnightofNerdom November 3, 2021

No contest

Said when one is asked to compare two or more things and one is clearly so superior to the other that there's no comparison

Coworker: "Yo geek squad, which is better? Star Wars or Star Trek?"

Coworker 2: "Oh, no contest. Firefly"

by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2023

Take A Walk

Another way of telling someone to go away

Man: Nice parenting.

Adam: Hey, thanks. Are you my therapist? Take a walk!

by KnightofNerdom June 8, 2018

Pencils Down

A statement made by a teacher or college professor signifying that the allotted time for taking a test or exam has run out and all students must cease writing answers. In some cases, continuing to write even after being told "pencils down" may result in an automatic failure of the test.

Goofy: *daydreams and draws on test paper*

Professor: Pencils down!

Goofy: *continues to daydream and draw*

Professor: I said "pencils down"! *confiscates test paper to grade it*

Goofy: Wait a minute. I'm not finished! I'm......

Professor: Over Mr. Goof.

by KnightofNerdom February 12, 2019

riding the pine pony

An expression when an athlete must sit on the bench and not participate in a sporting event. Various reasons include poor performance, injury, illness, or in the case of students athletes, incapable of maintaining required academic levels in school.

Greg: That's why I love being goalie. Always know my place in the pipes.

Les: (chuckles) You're riding the Pine Pony pal. Julie's one, you're two.

Greg: I'm the backup?! How could he do this to me?!

by KnightofNerdom May 9, 2019

Pay the piper

A statement one makes when collecting money won in a wager or bet of any kind. A reference to The Pied Piper of Hamelin.

Godwin: I got 5 bucks you don't make this shot.

Jep: I will take that bet. *misses his shot*

Godwin: Pay the piper son.

by KnightofNerdom June 19, 2019

Pub Sub

Aka the Publix Deli Sub. A local delicacy to Floridians and a hot seller at Publix grocery stores.

Ethan was hungry after his day at Disney World, so he went to Publix and got a Pub Sub.

by KnightofNerdom August 29, 2019