KnightofNerdom's definitions

Cubing

When a group of 3 more or more friends sit down together to play a card game. Most commonly used with Pokemon and Magic: The Gathering players.

John: So we gonna do some cubing after work tonight?

Steve: Most likely. Think there's some new booster packs we gotta open first.

by KnightofNerdom April 23, 2019

World War Toilet

When you have to really use the bathroom or take a big shit. Usually after eating a big or greasy meal.

John: Oh, man. That 72oz steak went right through me. I'll be fighting in World War Toilet tonight.

by KnightofNerdom November 14, 2019

soaps

Slang term for soap operas.

"Child, we gotta get home. Mammy needs to watch her soaps"

by KnightofNerdom November 8, 2019

it's quiet too quiet

When you go somewhere or do something that should normally be loud, but is actually dead silent.

Shrek: It's quiet too quiet. Where is everybody?

by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2019

Ipecac

A medicine that makes you vomit. A “get out of work free” pass you can buy, as featured on Workaholics

Coworker: Dude, we got those quarterly reports tomorrow

Coworker 2: Relax bud. Take some Ipecac when you clock in. It’s the biggest “get out of work free” pass you can buy

Coworker: *sips it* I don’t know, I have a stomach of steel. *vomits*

by KnightofNerdom July 8, 2019

why is the rum always gone

A line made famous by Pirates of The Caribbean. Asked by Jack Sparrow to himself when he is doing map work and his bottle of rum is empty.

*Johnny tries to do his math homework, so he grabs his bottle to have a drink; only to realize it is empty*

Johnny: Why is the rum always gone?

*he gets up and walks drunkenedly*

Johnny: Oh, that's why.

by KnightofNerdom April 4, 2019

Horseplay

A sexual act that involves the use of a dildo or strap-on shaped like a horse cock. In some cases, participants may also wear creepy horse head masks.

Trixie: Whinny up and bend over. I'm in the mood for horseplay tonight

by KnightofNerdom August 12, 2019