KnightofNerdom's definitions

Straight Edge

Sober; does not do drugs or drink alcohol of any kind

Peter: Hey Brian. You wanna down a couple of beers while we smoke some pot?

Brian: Nah, I'm straight edge

by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2021

Take A Walk

A stubborn way of telling someone to fuck off

Stranger: Nice parenting

Dad: Hey, thanks. Are you my therapist? Take a walk!

by KnightofNerdom June 1, 2018

Man, I'm hungry as shit

A code phrase invented by Kevin Hart's smartest dumbest friend Harry. It is used to avoid discussing topics that would get them in trouble with their wives/girlfriends.

Sam: So, how about last night at the club....

Chris: Man, I'm hungry as shit!

Sam: I'm not, I just ate. Man you was so....

Chris: Sammy! I said "Man, I'm hungry as shit!"

Sam: Why don't you get a footlong at Subway for $5?

Chris: Sammy! I said "MAN, I AM HUNGRY AS SHIT!!!!!"

Sam: Then why don't you eat that fine girl's pussy?

by KnightofNerdom September 24, 2019

Pub Sub

Aka the Publix Deli Sub. A local delicacy to Floridians and a hot seller at Publix grocery stores.

Ethan was hungry after his day at Disney World, so he went to Publix and got a Pub Sub.

by KnightofNerdom August 29, 2019

Chump change

A monetary amount that one considers to be low or insignificant

Boss: We're glad you accepted this job at McDonald's. We'll start you at $10.50 an hour.

Worker: $10.50 is chump change. I want $20.

by KnightofNerdom July 14, 2019

went south in a hurry

When something goes from good to bad incredibly fast. Usually said by a bystander.

Man: Dude, Larry was proposing to his girlfriend and he vomited on her legs. She said no!

Man 2: Oh my God, that went south in a hurry

by KnightofNerdom November 5, 2017

it's quiet too quiet

When you go somewhere or do something that should normally be loud, but is actually dead silent.

Shrek: It's quiet too quiet. Where is everybody?

by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2019