KnightofNerdom's definitions

Man, I'm hungry as shit

A code phrase invented by Kevin Hart's smartest dumbest friend Harry. It is used to avoid discussing topics that would get them in trouble with their wives/girlfriends.

Sam: So, how about last night at the club....

Chris: Man, I'm hungry as shit!

Sam: I'm not, I just ate. Man you was so....

Chris: Sammy! I said "Man, I'm hungry as shit!"

Sam: Why don't you get a footlong at Subway for $5?

Chris: Sammy! I said "MAN, I AM HUNGRY AS SHIT!!!!!"

Sam: Then why don't you eat that fine girl's pussy?

by KnightofNerdom September 24, 2019

Take A Walk

Another way of telling someone to go away

Man: Nice parenting.

Adam: Hey, thanks. Are you my therapist? Take a walk!

by KnightofNerdom June 8, 2018

No contest

Said when one is asked to compare two or more things and one is clearly so superior to the other that there's no comparison

Coworker: "Yo geek squad, which is better? Star Wars or Star Trek?"

Coworker 2: "Oh, no contest. Firefly"

by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2023

cheater cheater compulsive eater

A slang term from the Friends episode with the football game.

Ross: After the buzzer.

Monica: No it wasn't

Ross: Cheater cheater compulsive eater.

*everyone gasps dramatically*

by KnightofNerdom April 2, 2020

Chump change

A monetary amount that one considers to be low or insignificant

Boss: We're glad you accepted this job at McDonald's. We'll start you at $10.50 an hour.

Worker: $10.50 is chump change. I want $20.

by KnightofNerdom July 14, 2019

went south in a hurry

When something goes from good to bad incredibly fast. Usually said by a bystander.

Man: Dude, Larry was proposing to his girlfriend and he vomited on her legs. She said no!

Man 2: Oh my God, that went south in a hurry

by KnightofNerdom November 5, 2017

it's quiet too quiet

When you go somewhere or do something that should normally be loud, but is actually dead silent.

Shrek: It's quiet too quiet. Where is everybody?

by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2019