KnightofNerdom's definitions

Scoop

To surrender in a card game by collecting all your cards off the playing field

“Of course I draw another Land. If I don’t get a good card soon, I’m gonna scoop”

by KnightofNerdom November 3, 2021

pussy drinker

Used to describe someone with poor taste in beverages. Often said in a public drinking establishment such as a bar or pub.

Bartender: How we doing gentlemen?

Adam: I'll have a Bud Light.

Hunter: I'll have a Corona.

Casey: I'll have a Diet Coke.

Adam: You are such a pussy drinker.

by KnightofNerdom August 30, 2019

That's what she said last night

An even grittier form of "That's what she said", implying the statement was said during a sexual encounter the night before.

Ted: Holy shit that thing is huge.

Jon: That's what she said last night

by KnightofNerdom May 24, 2020

riding the pine pony

An expression when an athlete must sit on the bench and not participate in a sporting event. Various reasons include poor performance, injury, illness, or in the case of students athletes, incapable of maintaining required academic levels in school.

Greg: That's why I love being goalie. Always know my place in the pipes.

Les: (chuckles) You're riding the Pine Pony pal. Julie's one, you're two.

Greg: I'm the backup?! How could he do this to me?!

by KnightofNerdom May 9, 2019

Pencils Down

A statement made by a teacher or college professor signifying that the allotted time for taking a test or exam has run out and all students must cease writing answers. In some cases, continuing to write even after being told "pencils down" may result in an automatic failure of the test.

Goofy: *daydreams and draws on test paper*

Professor: Pencils down!

Goofy: *continues to daydream and draw*

Professor: I said "pencils down"! *confiscates test paper to grade it*

Goofy: Wait a minute. I'm not finished! I'm......

Professor: Over Mr. Goof.

by KnightofNerdom February 12, 2019

Pay the piper

A statement one makes when collecting money won in a wager or bet of any kind. A reference to The Pied Piper of Hamelin.

Godwin: I got 5 bucks you don't make this shot.

Jep: I will take that bet. *misses his shot*

Godwin: Pay the piper son.

by KnightofNerdom June 19, 2019

one man's treasure is another man's trash

What one sees as valuable, another would view as garbage or junk. Reversed form of "One man's trash is another man's treasure".

Peter: OMG, you have the Johnny Seven OMA Gun! That was the coolest toy ever as a kid.

John: Throw it out man. That thing is worthless, I kept losing all the ammo.

Peter: I guess one man's treasure is another man's trash.

by KnightofNerdom August 20, 2019