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Something you do or give to your significant other that they weren’t excepting. Usually used to earn brownie points or show you genuinely care
Casey had really bought some nice gifts for his girlfriends birthday, but he was saving one of them as a secret weapon to really show he loved her
by KnightofNerdom March 24, 2019
Get the Secret Weapon mug.A line made famous by Pirates of The Caribbean. Asked by Jack Sparrow to himself when he is doing map work and his bottle of rum is empty.
*Johnny tries to do his math homework, so he grabs his bottle to have a drink; only to realize it is empty*
Johnny: Why is the rum always gone?
*he gets up and walks drunkenedly*
Johnny: Oh, that's why.
Johnny: Why is the rum always gone?
*he gets up and walks drunkenedly*
Johnny: Oh, that's why.
by KnightofNerdom April 4, 2019
Get the why is the rum always gone mug.Acronym for "Best Left Forgotten". Usually implies that something is better left in the past, never to be remembered again.
Jony: Hey, whatever happened to the AirPower mat Apple was planning?
Tim: They could never get it to work. So it ended up in Apple's BLF archives.
Jony: BLF?
Tim: Best Left Forgotten. Kinda like the Lisa and hockey puck mouse.
Tim: They could never get it to work. So it ended up in Apple's BLF archives.
Jony: BLF?
Tim: Best Left Forgotten. Kinda like the Lisa and hockey puck mouse.
by KnightofNerdom May 30, 2019
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Hound: Tank's empty, bro. Need to refuel with a burger and spicy ketchup.
Hound: Tank's empty, bro. Need to refuel with a burger and spicy ketchup.
by KnightofNerdom June 18, 2019
Get the tank's empty mug.A statement one makes when collecting money won in a wager or bet of any kind. A reference to The Pied Piper of Hamelin.
Godwin: I got 5 bucks you don't make this shot.
Jep: I will take that bet. *misses his shot*
Godwin: Pay the piper son.
Jep: I will take that bet. *misses his shot*
Godwin: Pay the piper son.
by KnightofNerdom June 19, 2019
Get the Pay the piper mug.A code phrase invented by Kevin Hart's smartest dumbest friend Harry. It is used to avoid discussing topics that would get them in trouble with their wives/girlfriends.
Sam: So, how about last night at the club....
Chris: Man, I'm hungry as shit!
Sam: I'm not, I just ate. Man you was so....
Chris: Sammy! I said "Man, I'm hungry as shit!"
Sam: Why don't you get a footlong at Subway for $5?
Chris: Sammy! I said "MAN, I AM HUNGRY AS SHIT!!!!!"
Sam: Then why don't you eat that fine girl's pussy?
Chris: Man, I'm hungry as shit!
Sam: I'm not, I just ate. Man you was so....
Chris: Sammy! I said "Man, I'm hungry as shit!"
Sam: Why don't you get a footlong at Subway for $5?
Chris: Sammy! I said "MAN, I AM HUNGRY AS SHIT!!!!!"
Sam: Then why don't you eat that fine girl's pussy?
by KnightofNerdom September 24, 2019
Get the Man, I'm hungry as shit mug.A code used when putting a friend on the spot. It implies that you want your friend to lie, usually to cover up something the former shouldn't say.
Kevin: Harry! Harry! Real quick, don't lie. Where we comin' from?
Harry: Man, you was with dat bitch with da fat ass.
Harry: Man, you was with dat bitch with da fat ass.
by KnightofNerdom September 24, 2019
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