KnightofNerdom's definitions

damage my calm

You’re making someone mad. Said by Jayne in Serenity, the cinematic finale to the criminally underrated and short lived series Firefly.

That ruttin’ girl is beginning to damage my calm

by KnightofNerdom February 21, 2020

World War Toilet

When you have to really use the bathroom or take a big shit. Usually after eating a big or greasy meal.

John: Oh, man. That 72oz steak went right through me. I'll be fighting in World War Toilet tonight.

by KnightofNerdom November 14, 2019

Sit

A player on a team sport cannot participate, usually due to ignoring coach instructions.

The coach noticed Connor was not passing the puck to his teammates before making a shot on goal attempt. He called him back to the bench and told him "You don't pass, you sit".

by KnightofNerdom May 9, 2019

why is the rum always gone

A line made famous by Pirates of The Caribbean. Asked by Jack Sparrow to himself when he is doing map work and his bottle of rum is empty.

*Johnny tries to do his math homework, so he grabs his bottle to have a drink; only to realize it is empty*

Johnny: Why is the rum always gone?

*he gets up and walks drunkenedly*

Johnny: Oh, that's why.

by KnightofNerdom April 4, 2019

Horseplay

A sexual act that involves the use of a dildo or strap-on shaped like a horse cock. In some cases, participants may also wear creepy horse head masks.

Trixie: Whinny up and bend over. I'm in the mood for horseplay tonight

by KnightofNerdom August 12, 2019

Scoop

To surrender in a card game by collecting all your cards off the playing field

“Of course I draw another Land. If I don’t get a good card soon, I’m gonna scoop”

by KnightofNerdom November 3, 2021

Cubing

When a group of 3 more or more friends sit down together to play a card game. Most commonly used with Pokemon and Magic: The Gathering players.

John: So we gonna do some cubing after work tonight?

Steve: Most likely. Think there's some new booster packs we gotta open first.

by KnightofNerdom April 23, 2019