KnightofNerdom's definitions
An even grittier form of "That's what she said", implying the statement was said during a sexual encounter the night before.
by KnightofNerdom May 24, 2020
Get the That's what she said last nightmug. Peter: Hey Brian. You wanna down a couple of beers while we smoke some pot?
Brian: Nah, I'm straight edge
Brian: Nah, I'm straight edge
by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2021
Get the Straight Edgemug. A statement one makes when collecting money won in a wager or bet of any kind. A reference to The Pied Piper of Hamelin.
Godwin: I got 5 bucks you don't make this shot.
Jep: I will take that bet. *misses his shot*
Godwin: Pay the piper son.
Jep: I will take that bet. *misses his shot*
Godwin: Pay the piper son.
by KnightofNerdom June 19, 2019
Get the Pay the pipermug. A term of endearment used by gentlemen in the 20th century. Made famous for its use in F. Scott Fitzgerald’s novel The Great Gatsby
Jay: Having a good time, old sport?
Nick: Maybe another drink
Jay: Anything you want, old sport, it’s yours
Nick: Maybe another drink
Jay: Anything you want, old sport, it’s yours
by KnightofNerdom June 23, 2019
Get the Old sportmug. A quote made famous for its use in season 1 of Supernatural. Implies that the driver of a vehicle chooses what music they and the passengers will listen to while whoever is riding shotgun must stay quiet.
Sam: You gotta update your music collection. Black Sabbath? Motorhead? Metallica? It's the greatest hits of mullet rock.
Dean: Well, house rules Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole
Dean: Well, house rules Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole
by KnightofNerdom October 1, 2019
Get the driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakeholemug. A code phrase invented by Kevin Hart's smartest dumbest friend Harry. It is used to avoid discussing topics that would get them in trouble with their wives/girlfriends.
Sam: So, how about last night at the club....
Chris: Man, I'm hungry as shit!
Sam: I'm not, I just ate. Man you was so....
Chris: Sammy! I said "Man, I'm hungry as shit!"
Sam: Why don't you get a footlong at Subway for $5?
Chris: Sammy! I said "MAN, I AM HUNGRY AS SHIT!!!!!"
Sam: Then why don't you eat that fine girl's pussy?
Chris: Man, I'm hungry as shit!
Sam: I'm not, I just ate. Man you was so....
Chris: Sammy! I said "Man, I'm hungry as shit!"
Sam: Why don't you get a footlong at Subway for $5?
Chris: Sammy! I said "MAN, I AM HUNGRY AS SHIT!!!!!"
Sam: Then why don't you eat that fine girl's pussy?
by KnightofNerdom September 24, 2019
Get the Man, I'm hungry as shitmug. A high school initiation where seniors yank down a freshman's pants and shove a pickle up their anus and make them walk 10 feet. If the pickle falls out before they hit the 10 foot mark, they must take a bite of it, reinsert it, and walk again.
Randall: Before he was the Mad Duckets guy, he was just Pickle Fucker. You see freshman year, the seniors would hunt us down and put us through what they called "initiations". They'd stuff us in the lockers or throw us in the girl's shower room naked. But Lance here got the worst of it. The seniors yanked down his pants and shoved a pickle up his ass and made him walk 10 feet. The pickle fell out before he hit the 10 foot mark. He had to take a bite of it, reinsert it, and walk again.
Elias: Ewww.
Randall: Ya, but don't worry, he made it. His pickle was small enough to stay wedged after only four bites.
Lance: I bet you're the only one who still remembers that story, Graves.
Randall: Oh I bet you still remember it pretty vividly Pickle Fucker.
Elias: Ewww.
Randall: Ya, but don't worry, he made it. His pickle was small enough to stay wedged after only four bites.
Lance: I bet you're the only one who still remembers that story, Graves.
Randall: Oh I bet you still remember it pretty vividly Pickle Fucker.
by KnightofNerdom December 23, 2018
Get the Pickle Fuckermug.