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BLF

Acronym for "Best Left Forgotten". Usually implies that something is better left in the past, never to be remembered again.
Jony: Hey, whatever happened to the AirPower mat Apple was planning?

Tim: They could never get it to work. So it ended up in Apple's BLF archives.

Jony: BLF?

Tim: Best Left Forgotten. Kinda like the Lisa and hockey puck mouse.
by KnightofNerdom May 30, 2019
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Man, I'm hungry as shit

A code phrase invented by Kevin Hart's smartest dumbest friend Harry. It is used to avoid discussing topics that would get them in trouble with their wives/girlfriends.
Sam: So, how about last night at the club....

Chris: Man, I'm hungry as shit!

Sam: I'm not, I just ate. Man you was so....

Chris: Sammy! I said "Man, I'm hungry as shit!"

Sam: Why don't you get a footlong at Subway for $5?

Chris: Sammy! I said "MAN, I AM HUNGRY AS SHIT!!!!!"

Sam: Then why don't you eat that fine girl's pussy?
by KnightofNerdom September 24, 2019
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Straight Edge

Sober; does not do drugs or drink alcohol of any kind
Peter: Hey Brian. You wanna down a couple of beers while we smoke some pot?

Brian: Nah, I'm straight edge
by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2021
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one man's treasure is another man's trash

What one sees as valuable, another would view as garbage or junk. Reversed form of "One man's trash is another man's treasure".
Peter: OMG, you have the Johnny Seven OMA Gun! That was the coolest toy ever as a kid.

John: Throw it out man. That thing is worthless, I kept losing all the ammo.

Peter: I guess one man's treasure is another man's trash.
by KnightofNerdom August 20, 2019
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pussy drinker

Used to describe someone with poor taste in beverages. Often said in a public drinking establishment such as a bar or pub.
Bartender: How we doing gentlemen?

Adam: I'll have a Bud Light.

Hunter: I'll have a Corona.

Casey: I'll have a Diet Coke.

Adam: You are such a pussy drinker.
by KnightofNerdom August 30, 2019
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That's what she said last night

An even grittier form of "That's what she said", implying the statement was said during a sexual encounter the night before.
Ted: Holy shit that thing is huge.

Jon: That's what she said last night
by KnightofNerdom May 24, 2020
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World War Toilet

When you have to really use the bathroom or take a big shit. Usually after eating a big or greasy meal.
John: Oh, man. That 72oz steak went right through me. I'll be fighting in World War Toilet tonight.
by KnightofNerdom November 14, 2019
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