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Something you do or give to your significant other that they weren’t excepting. Usually used to earn brownie points or show you genuinely care
Casey had really bought some nice gifts for his girlfriends birthday, but he was saving one of them as a secret weapon to really show he loved her
by KnightofNerdom March 24, 2019
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Get the Make Like a Shepherd and Get The Flock Outta Here mug.Cory: I got Michigan State going all the way.
Garrett: I didn't see them in the bracket.
Cory: Well they're not in the "bracket". They're in the NIT.
*friends laugh*
Coby: You know that stands for "Not in Tournament" right?
Garrett: I didn't see them in the bracket.
Cory: Well they're not in the "bracket". They're in the NIT.
*friends laugh*
Coby: You know that stands for "Not in Tournament" right?
by KnightofNerdom March 14, 2019
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Hound: Tank's empty, bro. Need to refuel with a burger and spicy ketchup.
Hound: Tank's empty, bro. Need to refuel with a burger and spicy ketchup.
by KnightofNerdom June 18, 2019
Get the tank's empty mug.A code used when putting a friend on the spot. It implies that you want your friend to lie, usually to cover up something the former shouldn't say.
Kevin: Harry! Harry! Real quick, don't lie. Where we comin' from?
Harry: Man, you was with dat bitch with da fat ass.
Harry: Man, you was with dat bitch with da fat ass.
by KnightofNerdom September 24, 2019
Get the don't lie mug.A high school initiation where seniors yank down a freshman's pants and shove a pickle up their anus and make them walk 10 feet. If the pickle falls out before they hit the 10 foot mark, they must take a bite of it, reinsert it, and walk again.
Randall: Before he was the Mad Duckets guy, he was just Pickle Fucker. You see freshman year, the seniors would hunt us down and put us through what they called "initiations". They'd stuff us in the lockers or throw us in the girl's shower room naked. But Lance here got the worst of it. The seniors yanked down his pants and shoved a pickle up his ass and made him walk 10 feet. The pickle fell out before he hit the 10 foot mark. He had to take a bite of it, reinsert it, and walk again.
Elias: Ewww.
Randall: Ya, but don't worry, he made it. His pickle was small enough to stay wedged after only four bites.
Lance: I bet you're the only one who still remembers that story, Graves.
Randall: Oh I bet you still remember it pretty vividly Pickle Fucker.
Elias: Ewww.
Randall: Ya, but don't worry, he made it. His pickle was small enough to stay wedged after only four bites.
Lance: I bet you're the only one who still remembers that story, Graves.
Randall: Oh I bet you still remember it pretty vividly Pickle Fucker.
by KnightofNerdom December 23, 2018
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