Definitions by KnightofNerdom

cheater cheater compulsive eater 

A slang term from the Friends episode with the football game.

Ross: After the buzzer.

Monica: No it wasn't

Ross: Cheater cheater compulsive eater.

*everyone gasps dramatically*

cheater cheater compulsive eater by KnightofNerdom April 2, 2020

damage my calm 

You’re making someone mad. Said by Jayne in Serenity, the cinematic finale to the criminally underrated and short lived series Firefly.

That ruttin’ girl is beginning to damage my calm

damage my calm by KnightofNerdom February 21, 2020

it's quiet too quiet 

When you go somewhere or do something that should normally be loud, but is actually dead silent.

Shrek: It's quiet too quiet. Where is everybody?

it's quiet too quiet by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2019

Stick a fork in me. I'm done 

When you've been doing something for too long and you don't want to do it anymore.

I had a 10 hour shift at work today. 8 hours in I was like "Stick a fork in me. I'm done".

Stick a fork in me. I'm done by KnightofNerdom December 8, 2019

World War Toilet 

When you have to really use the bathroom or take a big shit. Usually after eating a big or greasy meal.

John: Oh, man. That 72oz steak went right through me. I'll be fighting in World War Toilet tonight.

World War Toilet by KnightofNerdom November 14, 2019

soaps 

Slang term for soap operas.

"Child, we gotta get home. Mammy needs to watch her soaps"

soaps by KnightofNerdom November 8, 2019

driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole 

A quote made famous for its use in season 1 of Supernatural. Implies that the driver of a vehicle chooses what music they and the passengers will listen to while whoever is riding shotgun must stay quiet.

Sam: You gotta update your music collection. Black Sabbath? Motorhead? Metallica? It's the greatest hits of mullet rock.

Dean: Well, house rules Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole

driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole by KnightofNerdom October 1, 2019