KnightofNerdom's definitions

damage my calm

You’re making someone mad. Said by Jayne in Serenity, the cinematic finale to the criminally underrated and short lived series Firefly.

That ruttin’ girl is beginning to damage my calm

by KnightofNerdom February 21, 2020

World War Toilet

When you have to really use the bathroom or take a big shit. Usually after eating a big or greasy meal.

John: Oh, man. That 72oz steak went right through me. I'll be fighting in World War Toilet tonight.

by KnightofNerdom November 14, 2019

classic lie

A lie that is common knowledge, something that no one would ever believe.

Montag: Yuxie. Did Firemen use to put out fires?

Yuxie: That's a classic lie. What's wrong Montag? Have you used your drops today? Your vitals have been off recently

by KnightofNerdom March 18, 2019

Sit

A player on a team sport cannot participate, usually due to ignoring coach instructions.

The coach noticed Connor was not passing the puck to his teammates before making a shot on goal attempt. He called him back to the bench and told him "You don't pass, you sit".

by KnightofNerdom May 9, 2019

Son of a nutcracker!

When you want to say "son of a bitch" at Christmas time, but there's children around and you can't use cuss words.

*gets hit with a snowball*

Ow! Son of a nutcracker!

by KnightofNerdom December 11, 2018

BLF

Acronym for "Best Left Forgotten". Usually implies that something is better left in the past, never to be remembered again.

Jony: Hey, whatever happened to the AirPower mat Apple was planning?

Tim: They could never get it to work. So it ended up in Apple's BLF archives.

Jony: BLF?

Tim: Best Left Forgotten. Kinda like the Lisa and hockey puck mouse.

by KnightofNerdom May 30, 2019

driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole

A quote made famous for its use in season 1 of Supernatural. Implies that the driver of a vehicle chooses what music they and the passengers will listen to while whoever is riding shotgun must stay quiet.

Sam: You gotta update your music collection. Black Sabbath? Motorhead? Metallica? It's the greatest hits of mullet rock.

Dean: Well, house rules Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole

by KnightofNerdom October 1, 2019