KnightofNerdom's definitions

Sit

A player on a team sport cannot participate, usually due to ignoring coach instructions.

The coach noticed Connor was not passing the puck to his teammates before making a shot on goal attempt. He called him back to the bench and told him "You don't pass, you sit".

by KnightofNerdom May 9, 2019

BLF

Acronym for "Best Left Forgotten". Usually implies that something is better left in the past, never to be remembered again.

Jony: Hey, whatever happened to the AirPower mat Apple was planning?

Tim: They could never get it to work. So it ended up in Apple's BLF archives.

Jony: BLF?

Tim: Best Left Forgotten. Kinda like the Lisa and hockey puck mouse.

by KnightofNerdom May 30, 2019

Son of a nutcracker!

When you want to say "son of a bitch" at Christmas time, but there's children around and you can't use cuss words.

*gets hit with a snowball*

Ow! Son of a nutcracker!

by KnightofNerdom December 11, 2018

cheater cheater compulsive eater

A slang term from the Friends episode with the football game.

Ross: After the buzzer.

Monica: No it wasn't

Ross: Cheater cheater compulsive eater.

*everyone gasps dramatically*

by KnightofNerdom April 2, 2020

No contest

Said when one is asked to compare two or more things and one is clearly so superior to the other that there's no comparison

Coworker: "Yo geek squad, which is better? Star Wars or Star Trek?"

Coworker 2: "Oh, no contest. Firefly"

by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2023

Make Like a Shepherd and Get The Flock Outta Here

A southern way of telling one to fuck off.

Hey, do us a favor. Make like a shepherd and get the flock outta here!

by KnightofNerdom December 23, 2018

Secret Weapon

Something you do or give to your significant other that they weren’t excepting. Usually used to earn brownie points or show you genuinely care

Casey had really bought some nice gifts for his girlfriends birthday, but he was saving one of them as a secret weapon to really show he loved her

by KnightofNerdom March 24, 2019