KnightofNerdom's definitions

Regular

A person who frequently visits a business or public establishment such as a store or restaurant. Sometimes the staff know the "regular" on a first name basis, restaurants may have their order or preferred seat memorized. Some regulars are well liked by the staff and some aren't (eg Karens).

Eddie is a regular is Meathead's BBQ. Whenever he walks in, one of the servers always says "Hi Eddie" and usually asks him "You having your usual today?" while taking him to his preferred place to sit

by KnightofNerdom December 21, 2023

Ipecac

A medicine that makes you vomit. A “get out of work free” pass you can buy, as featured on Workaholics

Coworker: Dude, we got those quarterly reports tomorrow

Coworker 2: Relax bud. Take some Ipecac when you clock in. It’s the biggest “get out of work free” pass you can buy

Coworker: *sips it* I don’t know, I have a stomach of steel. *vomits*

by KnightofNerdom July 8, 2019

soaps

Slang term for soap operas.

"Child, we gotta get home. Mammy needs to watch her soaps"

by KnightofNerdom November 8, 2019

how're you now

A typical greeting in Letterkenny, Ontario. Traditionally followed by "Good'n you?"

Jim: Wayne.

Wayne: Jim Dickens, how're you now?

Jim: Good'n you?

Wayne: Not so bad.

by KnightofNerdom May 31, 2020

Old sport

A term of endearment used by gentlemen in the 20th century. Made famous for its use in F. Scott Fitzgerald’s novel The Great Gatsby

Jay: Having a good time, old sport?

Nick: Maybe another drink

Jay: Anything you want, old sport, it’s yours

by KnightofNerdom June 23, 2019

Horseplay

A sexual act that involves the use of a dildo or strap-on shaped like a horse cock. In some cases, participants may also wear creepy horse head masks.

Trixie: Whinny up and bend over. I'm in the mood for horseplay tonight

by KnightofNerdom August 12, 2019

why is the rum always gone

A line made famous by Pirates of The Caribbean. Asked by Jack Sparrow to himself when he is doing map work and his bottle of rum is empty.

*Johnny tries to do his math homework, so he grabs his bottle to have a drink; only to realize it is empty*

Johnny: Why is the rum always gone?

*he gets up and walks drunkenedly*

Johnny: Oh, that's why.

by KnightofNerdom April 4, 2019