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A high school initiation where seniors yank down a freshman's pants and shove a pickle up their anus and make them walk 10 feet. If the pickle falls out before they hit the 10 foot mark, they must take a bite of it, reinsert it, and walk again.
Randall: Before he was the Mad Duckets guy, he was just Pickle Fucker. You see freshman year, the seniors would hunt us down and put us through what they called "initiations". They'd stuff us in the lockers or throw us in the girl's shower room naked. But Lance here got the worst of it. The seniors yanked down his pants and shoved a pickle up his ass and made him walk 10 feet. The pickle fell out before he hit the 10 foot mark. He had to take a bite of it, reinsert it, and walk again.
Elias: Ewww.
Randall: Ya, but don't worry, he made it. His pickle was small enough to stay wedged after only four bites.
Lance: I bet you're the only one who still remembers that story, Graves.
Randall: Oh I bet you still remember it pretty vividly Pickle Fucker.
Elias: Ewww.
Randall: Ya, but don't worry, he made it. His pickle was small enough to stay wedged after only four bites.
Lance: I bet you're the only one who still remembers that story, Graves.
Randall: Oh I bet you still remember it pretty vividly Pickle Fucker.
by KnightofNerdom December 23, 2018
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