KnightofNerdom's definitions

don't lie

A code used when putting a friend on the spot. It implies that you want your friend to lie, usually to cover up something the former shouldn't say.

Kevin: Harry! Harry! Real quick, don't lie. Where we comin' from?

Harry: Man, you was with dat bitch with da fat ass.

by KnightofNerdom September 24, 2019

Pickle Fucker

A high school initiation where seniors yank down a freshman's pants and shove a pickle up their anus and make them walk 10 feet. If the pickle falls out before they hit the 10 foot mark, they must take a bite of it, reinsert it, and walk again.

Randall: Before he was the Mad Duckets guy, he was just Pickle Fucker. You see freshman year, the seniors would hunt us down and put us through what they called "initiations". They'd stuff us in the lockers or throw us in the girl's shower room naked. But Lance here got the worst of it. The seniors yanked down his pants and shoved a pickle up his ass and made him walk 10 feet. The pickle fell out before he hit the 10 foot mark. He had to take a bite of it, reinsert it, and walk again.

Elias: Ewww.

Randall: Ya, but don't worry, he made it. His pickle was small enough to stay wedged after only four bites.

Lance: I bet you're the only one who still remembers that story, Graves.

Randall: Oh I bet you still remember it pretty vividly Pickle Fucker.

by KnightofNerdom December 23, 2018

pussy drinker

Used to describe someone with poor taste in beverages. Often said in a public drinking establishment such as a bar or pub.

Bartender: How we doing gentlemen?

Adam: I'll have a Bud Light.

Hunter: I'll have a Corona.

Casey: I'll have a Diet Coke.

Adam: You are such a pussy drinker.

by KnightofNerdom August 30, 2019

That's what she said last night

An even grittier form of "That's what she said", implying the statement was said during a sexual encounter the night before.

Ted: Holy shit that thing is huge.

Jon: That's what she said last night

by KnightofNerdom May 24, 2020

Pencils Down

A statement made by a teacher or college professor signifying that the allotted time for taking a test or exam has run out and all students must cease writing answers. In some cases, continuing to write even after being told "pencils down" may result in an automatic failure of the test.

Goofy: *daydreams and draws on test paper*

Professor: Pencils down!

Goofy: *continues to daydream and draw*

Professor: I said "pencils down"! *confiscates test paper to grade it*

Goofy: Wait a minute. I'm not finished! I'm......

Professor: Over Mr. Goof.

by KnightofNerdom February 12, 2019

Pay the piper

A statement one makes when collecting money won in a wager or bet of any kind. A reference to The Pied Piper of Hamelin.

Godwin: I got 5 bucks you don't make this shot.

Jep: I will take that bet. *misses his shot*

Godwin: Pay the piper son.

by KnightofNerdom June 19, 2019

riding the pine pony

An expression when an athlete must sit on the bench and not participate in a sporting event. Various reasons include poor performance, injury, illness, or in the case of students athletes, incapable of maintaining required academic levels in school.

Greg: That's why I love being goalie. Always know my place in the pipes.

Les: (chuckles) You're riding the Pine Pony pal. Julie's one, you're two.

Greg: I'm the backup?! How could he do this to me?!

by KnightofNerdom May 9, 2019