KnightofNerdom's definitions

Pics or it didn't happen

A statement made by an individual when someone tells a story they believe is false. They request photographic evidence to prove it actually happened.

Laura: Why were you late?

Casey: Sorry. I got in a car crash. Front bumper and headlight got slaughtered. Had to call an Uber to get here.

Laura: Pics or it didn't happen.

Casey: *shows pictures of his wrecked car*

Laura: Sorry, these are clearly fake

by KnightofNerdom April 23, 2019

Take A Walk

A stubborn way of telling someone to fuck off

Stranger: Nice parenting

Dad: Hey, thanks. Are you my therapist? Take a walk!

by KnightofNerdom June 1, 2018

Son of a nutcracker!

When you want to say "son of a bitch" at Christmas time, but there's children around and you can't use cuss words.

*gets hit with a snowball*

Ow! Son of a nutcracker!

by KnightofNerdom December 11, 2018

BLF

Acronym for "Best Left Forgotten". Usually implies that something is better left in the past, never to be remembered again.

Jony: Hey, whatever happened to the AirPower mat Apple was planning?

Tim: They could never get it to work. So it ended up in Apple's BLF archives.

Jony: BLF?

Tim: Best Left Forgotten. Kinda like the Lisa and hockey puck mouse.

by KnightofNerdom May 30, 2019

Pencils Down

A statement made by a teacher or college professor signifying that the allotted time for taking a test or exam has run out and all students must cease writing answers. In some cases, continuing to write even after being told "pencils down" may result in an automatic failure of the test.

Goofy: *daydreams and draws on test paper*

Professor: Pencils down!

Goofy: *continues to daydream and draw*

Professor: I said "pencils down"! *confiscates test paper to grade it*

Goofy: Wait a minute. I'm not finished! I'm......

Professor: Over Mr. Goof.

by KnightofNerdom February 12, 2019

riding the pine pony

An expression when an athlete must sit on the bench and not participate in a sporting event. Various reasons include poor performance, injury, illness, or in the case of students athletes, incapable of maintaining required academic levels in school.

Greg: That's why I love being goalie. Always know my place in the pipes.

Les: (chuckles) You're riding the Pine Pony pal. Julie's one, you're two.

Greg: I'm the backup?! How could he do this to me?!

by KnightofNerdom May 9, 2019

Pay the piper

A statement one makes when collecting money won in a wager or bet of any kind. A reference to The Pied Piper of Hamelin.

Godwin: I got 5 bucks you don't make this shot.

Jep: I will take that bet. *misses his shot*

Godwin: Pay the piper son.

by KnightofNerdom June 19, 2019