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When you want to say "son of a bitch" at Christmas time, but there's children around and you can't use cuss words.
by KnightofNerdom December 11, 2018
Get the Son of a nutcracker! mug.Cory: I got Michigan State going all the way.
Garrett: I didn't see them in the bracket.
Cory: Well they're not in the "bracket". They're in the NIT.
*friends laugh*
Coby: You know that stands for "Not in Tournament" right?
Garrett: I didn't see them in the bracket.
Cory: Well they're not in the "bracket". They're in the NIT.
*friends laugh*
Coby: You know that stands for "Not in Tournament" right?
by KnightofNerdom March 14, 2019
Get the NIT mug.Montag: Yuxie. Did Firemen use to put out fires?
Yuxie: That's a classic lie. What's wrong Montag? Have you used your drops today? Your vitals have been off recently
Yuxie: That's a classic lie. What's wrong Montag? Have you used your drops today? Your vitals have been off recently
by KnightofNerdom March 18, 2019
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Get the Free eats mug.A high school initiation where seniors yank down a freshman's pants and shove a pickle up their anus and make them walk 10 feet. If the pickle falls out before they hit the 10 foot mark, they must take a bite of it, reinsert it, and walk again.
Randall: Before he was the Mad Duckets guy, he was just Pickle Fucker. You see freshman year, the seniors would hunt us down and put us through what they called "initiations". They'd stuff us in the lockers or throw us in the girl's shower room naked. But Lance here got the worst of it. The seniors yanked down his pants and shoved a pickle up his ass and made him walk 10 feet. The pickle fell out before he hit the 10 foot mark. He had to take a bite of it, reinsert it, and walk again.
Elias: Ewww.
Randall: Ya, but don't worry, he made it. His pickle was small enough to stay wedged after only four bites.
Lance: I bet you're the only one who still remembers that story, Graves.
Randall: Oh I bet you still remember it pretty vividly Pickle Fucker.
Elias: Ewww.
Randall: Ya, but don't worry, he made it. His pickle was small enough to stay wedged after only four bites.
Lance: I bet you're the only one who still remembers that story, Graves.
Randall: Oh I bet you still remember it pretty vividly Pickle Fucker.
by KnightofNerdom December 23, 2018
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Get the Make Like a Shepherd and Get The Flock Outta Here mug.Dude 1: If you stick a finger in that electric socket, I'll give you a million dollars.
Dude 2: Sweet!
Dude 3: Don't do it, man. The million dollars is a bigger lie than the cake.
Dude 2: Sweet!
Dude 3: Don't do it, man. The million dollars is a bigger lie than the cake.
by KnightofNerdom December 25, 2018
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