KnightofNerdom's definitions

Take A Walk

A stubborn way of telling someone to fuck off

Stranger: Nice parenting

Dad: Hey, thanks. Are you my therapist? Take a walk!

by KnightofNerdom June 1, 2018

Pay the piper

A statement one makes when collecting money won in a wager or bet of any kind. A reference to The Pied Piper of Hamelin.

Godwin: I got 5 bucks you don't make this shot.

Jep: I will take that bet. *misses his shot*

Godwin: Pay the piper son.

by KnightofNerdom June 19, 2019

Pencils Down

A statement made by a teacher or college professor signifying that the allotted time for taking a test or exam has run out and all students must cease writing answers. In some cases, continuing to write even after being told "pencils down" may result in an automatic failure of the test.

Goofy: *daydreams and draws on test paper*

Professor: Pencils down!

Goofy: *continues to daydream and draw*

Professor: I said "pencils down"! *confiscates test paper to grade it*

Goofy: Wait a minute. I'm not finished! I'm......

Professor: Over Mr. Goof.

by KnightofNerdom February 12, 2019

riding the pine pony

An expression when an athlete must sit on the bench and not participate in a sporting event. Various reasons include poor performance, injury, illness, or in the case of students athletes, incapable of maintaining required academic levels in school.

Greg: That's why I love being goalie. Always know my place in the pipes.

Les: (chuckles) You're riding the Pine Pony pal. Julie's one, you're two.

Greg: I'm the backup?! How could he do this to me?!

by KnightofNerdom May 9, 2019

soaps

Slang term for soap operas.

"Child, we gotta get home. Mammy needs to watch her soaps"

by KnightofNerdom November 8, 2019

Cartoon crush

An attraction that one has to a fictional character. Usually comes from a cartoon or video game.

Back in the day, many guys had a cartoon crush on Betty Boop. But these days, it's all about Tracer from Overwatch or Hatsune Miku.

by KnightofNerdom May 13, 2019

Regular

A person who frequently visits a business or public establishment such as a store or restaurant. Sometimes the staff know the "regular" on a first name basis, restaurants may have their order or preferred seat memorized. Some regulars are well liked by the staff and some aren't (eg Karens).

Eddie is a regular is Meathead's BBQ. Whenever he walks in, one of the servers always says "Hi Eddie" and usually asks him "You having your usual today?" while taking him to his preferred place to sit

by KnightofNerdom December 21, 2023