3 definitions by Klausmetzger

John Paul

1. some dude who came before the second one that everyone knows and loves

Wait? What name did you say? Who is John Paul? Are you sure you don't mean John Paul II?

by Klausmetzger February 9, 2008

Grammatical Rule of Thumb

1.Using "he" in a sentence as the default pronoun(instead of "he or she") for someone of an unknown gender,a person using this rule is thus considered a sexist by feminists.
2. Rule that compares such a person previously described to that of a wife-beater(wife beating is where the Rule of Thumb part originates).

My feminist English teacher yelled at me about my use of the Grammatical Rule of Thumb in my English paper.

by Klausmetzger February 9, 2008

Te Quiero Puta!

1. a greeting used when talking to a whore (as can be seen in the Rammstein song of the same name)
2. used to show strong love for your favorite prostitute

Te Quiero Puta! You whore! How´s it been going!

by Klausmetzger February 9, 2008