KlausBorski's definitions
The cottage cheese of the foreskin. It formed between foreskin and dickhead as result of unsanitary conditions, grubbiness. The rest of sperm, urine,wet of this genitals space make a conditions of creating the substances is simmilar to "young cottage cheese", but smell of it is very very terrible!
- OMG! i have to wash up, coz i've found at dickplace some podzalupni tvorojock ('dick cottage cheese') that soon became a Parmesan!
by KlausBorski October 20, 2020
Get the podzalupni tvorojockmug. The Best medicine for CoVid in opinion of Old Plesh (Alexander Lukashenko) .
Bannya is a national bath-house, where people washing in high hot temperatures. Nowadays in Belarus, Russia and Slavs countries Bannya is commonly atribute of village people, because often is the one traditionay way to clean up.
The Lukashenko meant that village people dont get the CovId coz they have no time to think about it, and laughing saying add that "village people use their medicine...it's vodka,tractor and bannya".
such manner of saying tells his attitude to t he village people: who only rides on tractor (coz tractor is the property of state farm where village people works, but they have no in property the own car, or just have no time to ride their cars, coz all time they drink vodka and work), drink vodka much and wash only at bannya coz have no comfortables bath-room at home, coz their houses are old
Bannya is a national bath-house, where people washing in high hot temperatures. Nowadays in Belarus, Russia and Slavs countries Bannya is commonly atribute of village people, because often is the one traditionay way to clean up.
The Lukashenko meant that village people dont get the CovId coz they have no time to think about it, and laughing saying add that "village people use their medicine...it's vodka,tractor and bannya".
such manner of saying tells his attitude to t he village people: who only rides on tractor (coz tractor is the property of state farm where village people works, but they have no in property the own car, or just have no time to ride their cars, coz all time they drink vodka and work), drink vodka much and wash only at bannya coz have no comfortables bath-room at home, coz their houses are old
Lukashenko: More often clean up the hands, have a meal in time. I'm not alcoholic, but joking latest time a little that by vodka not only clean the hands,but..drink also to poison the virus. But not at job! Chineese advice us that virus dies about +60 degrees centigrade...The pleasure is to watch TV:tractor people work, nobody know about viruses. Tractor heals everybody! Bannya, Vodka & Tractor!
by KlausBorski October 21, 2020
Get the Bannya, Vodka & Tractormug. Runglish form of russian Cheefeer , that is the strongest tea, the strongest that is very harmful, but invigorate and sometimes effects like from alcohol or narcotics. Use in prisons where bad provision of alcohol or narcotics .
Also Teafear is just strong, infused tea or coffee, or coffee/tea that was left to brew,forgot about it,then found them, and it began look like with dark colors.
Also Teafear is just strong, infused tea or coffee, or coffee/tea that was left to brew,forgot about it,then found them, and it began look like with dark colors.
- Hey, Brian, what's the drinking on the table?
- Oh, it's my coffee, dont be afraid of drinking it, if u want to drink...i left it in the morn and forgot about it...
- Ohw, it is not a coffee, it is a teafear!
- Oh, it's my coffee, dont be afraid of drinking it, if u want to drink...i left it in the morn and forgot about it...
- Ohw, it is not a coffee, it is a teafear!
by KlausBorski October 22, 2020
Get the Teafearmug. There is a plenty suburbs and boroughs in post-soviet countries that are called 'Sputnik' in the name of the first artificial Earth satellite. There are many drunken and funny milfs walking here and they looks like weird due to their overmakeupping. So if someone is overdozened with cosmetiques and make up and drunken or looks like drunken and not young , so she/he could be called like Sputnik Milf
- What's wrong with that woman?
- ???
- She has two pairs of lips: own and drawn makeup one!
- OMG! SHE IS SPUTNIK MILF!
- ???
- She has two pairs of lips: own and drawn makeup one!
- OMG! SHE IS SPUTNIK MILF!
by KlausBorski June 17, 2022
Get the Sputnik Milfmug. In the postUSSRic countries this phrase show that the pronuncator of it is "intrested in learning of english, modern and up-to-date person, very educated and so on". But in reality it shows that person is just wanna image like this but have no power to work and study hard, but just say this words he thinks that make him educational and clever in eyes of environment
- Moi sin svobodno govorit po angliski...Sinok, nu-ka skaji jto-nebudz? translate:My son speaks english fluently. Hey, son, say something in english??
- a landan is da capital of Great Britain!
-OHO! TOCHNO KAK ANGLICHANIN GOVORIT! translate:Wow, he speaks like english is his mother tongue!
- a landan is da capital of Great Britain!
-OHO! TOCHNO KAK ANGLICHANIN GOVORIT! translate:Wow, he speaks like english is his mother tongue!
by KlausBorski October 20, 2020
Get the a landan is da capital of Great Britainmug. the USSRic phrase the proposal to the girl to meet the evening together, to friend closer, not hint the sex (but someone maybe kept in mind).
Tea or Coffee is the main variants of decorous drinking, and that means that decorous girl get all the variants and the result of proposal are maximun variable, maximum successfull. "lets dance" is the variant of decorous closeness
Tea or Coffee is the main variants of decorous drinking, and that means that decorous girl get all the variants and the result of proposal are maximun variable, maximum successfull. "lets dance" is the variant of decorous closeness
- Hey, Jane, what r u doing after classes?
- i dont know...nothing
- come to me?
-...
- Tea, coffee, let's dance?
-Okay) But know, i am decorous
- I am too...
- i dont know...nothing
- come to me?
-...
- Tea, coffee, let's dance?
-Okay) But know, i am decorous
- I am too...
by KlausBorski October 21, 2020
Get the Tea, Coffee, Let's dance?mug. So called Desomorphine or cheap heroine.
Illicitly produced krokodil is typically far from pure and often contains large amounts of toxic substances and contaminants as a result of being "cooked" and used without any significant effort to remove the byproducts and leftovers from synthesis. Injecting any such mixture can cause serious damage to the skin, blood vessels, bone and muscles, sometimes requiring limb amputation in long-term users.
Who use krokodil is 99% deadman.
Illicitly produced krokodil is typically far from pure and often contains large amounts of toxic substances and contaminants as a result of being "cooked" and used without any significant effort to remove the byproducts and leftovers from synthesis. Injecting any such mixture can cause serious damage to the skin, blood vessels, bone and muscles, sometimes requiring limb amputation in long-term users.
Who use krokodil is 99% deadman.
- Ben, what have u seen intresting in russian prison?
-some drug dillers of local heroine
- wow, rich people if use such rich narcotic
-no,they use the chipest one - krokodil!
-some drug dillers of local heroine
- wow, rich people if use such rich narcotic
-no,they use the chipest one - krokodil!
by KlausBorski October 21, 2020
Get the Krokodilmug.