KlausBorski's definitions

Bannya, Vodka & Tractor

The Best medicine for CoVid in opinion of Old Plesh (Alexander Lukashenko) .

Bannya is a national bath-house, where people washing in high hot temperatures. Nowadays in Belarus, Russia and Slavs countries Bannya is commonly atribute of village people, because often is the one traditionay way to clean up.

The Lukashenko meant that village people dont get the CovId coz they have no time to think about it, and laughing saying add that "village people use their medicine...it's vodka,tractor and bannya".
such manner of saying tells his attitude to t he village people: who only rides on tractor (coz tractor is the property of state farm where village people works, but they have no in property the own car, or just have no time to ride their cars, coz all time they drink vodka and work), drink vodka much and wash only at bannya coz have no comfortables bath-room at home, coz their houses are old

Lukashenko: More often clean up the hands, have a meal in time. I'm not alcoholic, but joking latest time a little that by vodka not only clean the hands,but..drink also to poison the virus. But not at job! Chineese advice us that virus dies about +60 degrees centigrade...The pleasure is to watch TV:tractor people work, nobody know about viruses. Tractor heals everybody! Bannya, Vodka & Tractor!

by KlausBorski October 21, 2020

Sputnik Milf

There is a plenty suburbs and boroughs in post-soviet countries that are called 'Sputnik' in the name of the first artificial Earth satellite. There are many drunken and funny milfs walking here and they looks like weird due to their overmakeupping. So if someone is overdozened with cosmetiques and make up and drunken or looks like drunken and not young , so she/he could be called like Sputnik Milf

- What's wrong with that woman?
- ???
- She has two pairs of lips: own and drawn makeup one!
- OMG! SHE IS SPUTNIK MILF!

by KlausBorski June 17, 2022

damn! runnin's cool!

if there is some anti-sport discussion appears in sport chat, this phase used to gently stop this route of a conversation

...some sport chat...
user1: when we would meet for an orgy?
user2: damn! runnin's cool!

by KlausBorski June 10, 2025

govnopiece

came from russian "govna kusok" that equals 'piece of shit', and the mix varian is 'govnopiece"

- Alice? who the fuck is Alice?
-the govnopiece...i mean the piece of shit

by KlausBorski December 17, 2020

adik

Diminutive name of ADIDAS

- bought best t-shirt yesterday
-what 's the brand?
-adik
-the best one!

by KlausBorski October 21, 2020

Zombo yashik

Zombo means here connection with zombies and dumbing, hypnotised. Yashik is conversational word for "TV setbox" ,just "box". In Russia, people call the TV Box as "Zomboyashik" when want to say that if you watch tv much time, you became stupid person, because the shows are very dumb there and like only for fools.

Parents like to say to their kids to power off the TV Set with such name of the TV Box.

- Hey, son, enough to watch TV!! Go read books, be clever boy! Turn off this Zombo yashik!

by KlausBorski October 20, 2020

posashock

Runglish veil word for never ending drink time. The person who said it means that 'just one more but last time lets drink and that's all, everybody go home", but in fact 'posashock' will be repeated for many times.

Posashock always appears when somebody says 'ok, it's too late i have go home'

- OMG,its too late, i have to go...tommorow i have to be cheerful, coz the day next is very busy and important
-Ok, Brandon,OKAAAY....but befor you go lets drink for posashock?
-Ok, just only for posashock...
1 hour later:
- Oh, i go home, i'm sick of drinking....i would be dead tommorow...mama mia
-Ok, Brandon, i agree: u have go home...before you go let's drink last time for posashock..
-Ok, only for posashock....
1 hour later....the same))

by KlausBorski December 6, 2020