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Bannya, Vodka & Tractor

The Best medicine for CoVid in opinion of Old Plesh (Alexander Lukashenko) .

Bannya is a national bath-house, where people washing in high hot temperatures. Nowadays in Belarus, Russia and Slavs countries Bannya is commonly atribute of village people, because often is the one traditionay way to clean up.

The Lukashenko meant that village people dont get the CovId coz they have no time to think about it, and laughing saying add that "village people use their medicine...it's vodka,tractor and bannya".
such manner of saying tells his attitude to t he village people: who only rides on tractor (coz tractor is the property of state farm where village people works, but they have no in property the own car, or just have no time to ride their cars, coz all time they drink vodka and work), drink vodka much and wash only at bannya coz have no comfortables bath-room at home, coz their houses are old
Lukashenko: More often clean up the hands, have a meal in time. I'm not alcoholic, but joking latest time a little that by vodka not only clean the hands,but..drink also to poison the virus. But not at job! Chineese advice us that virus dies about +60 degrees centigrade...The pleasure is to watch TV:tractor people work, nobody know about viruses. Tractor heals everybody! Bannya, Vodka & Tractor!
by KlausBorski October 21, 2020
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Oparish

The larva of fly. In Russia and postUSSR world fly's larvas used for fishing as alternative of worms. And "oparishes" can be bought in any special fishing or men's shops.

Also as for joke kids oparishes can be hiddene somewhere, and in time the flies will appear in this place
The colloquial figurative meaning is the name of "person who not clean"
-Let's go fishing!
-Ok, but before buy some bottles of oparishes
-Dats rite!

-What's the dirty placy of yours!!! YOU ARE OPARISH!
by KlausBorski October 20, 2020
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Teafear

Runglish form of russian Cheefeer , that is the strongest tea, the strongest that is very harmful, but invigorate and sometimes effects like from alcohol or narcotics. Use in prisons where bad provision of alcohol or narcotics .

Also Teafear is just strong, infused tea or coffee, or coffee/tea that was left to brew,forgot about it,then found them, and it began look like with dark colors.
- Hey, Brian, what's the drinking on the table?
- Oh, it's my coffee, dont be afraid of drinking it, if u want to drink...i left it in the morn and forgot about it...
- Ohw, it is not a coffee, it is a teafear!
by KlausBorski October 22, 2020
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Sputnik Milf

There is a plenty suburbs and boroughs in post-soviet countries that are called 'Sputnik' in the name of the first artificial Earth satellite. There are many drunken and funny milfs walking here and they looks like weird due to their overmakeupping. So if someone is overdozened with cosmetiques and make up and drunken or looks like drunken and not young , so she/he could be called like Sputnik Milf
- What's wrong with that woman?
- ???
- She has two pairs of lips: own and drawn makeup one!
- OMG! SHE IS SPUTNIK MILF!
by KlausBorski June 17, 2022
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podzalupni tvorojock

The cottage cheese of the foreskin. It formed between foreskin and dickhead as result of unsanitary conditions, grubbiness. The rest of sperm, urine,wet of this genitals space make a conditions of creating the substances is simmilar to "young cottage cheese", but smell of it is very very terrible!
- OMG! i have to wash up, coz i've found at dickplace some podzalupni tvorojock ('dick cottage cheese') that soon became a Parmesan!
by KlausBorski October 20, 2020
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shmon

the worst smell that arrounding
- what's the phucking shmon here???
- sorry, Garry, my socks are not washed for some years))))
by KlausBorski October 21, 2020
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toobick

diminutive of Tuberculosis. Use when need to dramatize someone's cough, compare it with tuberculosis.
Khe...khee...
- I've got the sickness...
-GO PHUCKIN HOME QUCKLY! don't spread your toobick on us!!
by KlausBorski October 22, 2020
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