KlausBorski's definitions

govnopiece

came from russian "govna kusok" that equals 'piece of shit', and the mix varian is 'govnopiece"

- Alice? who the fuck is Alice?
-the govnopiece...i mean the piece of shit

by KlausBorski December 17, 2020

ooebah

the term of friendly name-calling of some friend with a little bit of strong language. may also mean "besterd"

- hey you, ooebah, where is my milk i've bought and left the fridge?

by KlausBorski October 22, 2020

Tea, Coffee, Let's dance?

the USSRic phrase the proposal to the girl to meet the evening together, to friend closer, not hint the sex (but someone maybe kept in mind).

Tea or Coffee is the main variants of decorous drinking, and that means that decorous girl get all the variants and the result of proposal are maximun variable, maximum successfull. "lets dance" is the variant of decorous closeness

- Hey, Jane, what r u doing after classes?
- i dont know...nothing
- come to me?
-...
- Tea, coffee, let's dance?
-Okay) But know, i am decorous
- I am too...

by KlausBorski October 21, 2020

a landan is da capital of Great Britain

In the postUSSRic countries this phrase show that the pronuncator of it is "intrested in learning of english, modern and up-to-date person, very educated and so on". But in reality it shows that person is just wanna image like this but have no power to work and study hard, but just say this words he thinks that make him educational and clever in eyes of environment

- Moi sin svobodno govorit po angliski...Sinok, nu-ka skaji jto-nebudz? translate:My son speaks english fluently. Hey, son, say something in english??
- a landan is da capital of Great Britain!
-OHO! TOCHNO KAK ANGLICHANIN GOVORIT! translate:Wow, he speaks like english is his mother tongue!

by KlausBorski October 20, 2020

damn! runnin's cool!

if there is some anti-sport discussion appears in sport chat, this phase used to gently stop this route of a conversation

...some sport chat...
user1: when we would meet for an orgy?
user2: damn! runnin's cool!

by KlausBorski June 10, 2025

Oparish

The larva of fly. In Russia and postUSSR world fly's larvas used for fishing as alternative of worms. And "oparishes" can be bought in any special fishing or men's shops.

Also as for joke kids oparishes can be hiddene somewhere, and in time the flies will appear in this place
The colloquial figurative meaning is the name of "person who not clean"

-Let's go fishing!
-Ok, but before buy some bottles of oparishes
-Dats rite!

-What's the dirty placy of yours!!! YOU ARE OPARISH!

by KlausBorski October 20, 2020

full sex ass

in pronuncation seems like "full success" , but means the same via the size of the ass

- Gina became lead manager of the project
- Wow! I am suprised, she have no any degree at all!
- But she is full SEX ASS!
Gina's entering ans ask:
- What about my ass talking?
- NO,Gina, I've meant "full success"
- Ahh,))))sorryy))))

by KlausBorski October 21, 2020