2 definitions by Klare
Attention whore.
A Klanana will attempt to gain as much attention as possible through any means necessary. A klanana is a special breed of attention whore that requires attention from an online group of people even when the klanana is not present in that group of people; such as when the klanana is at work, sleeping, or generally afk. The klanana will go afk for extended periods of time, instead of simply disconnecting from the relevant online group, so that it's online presence will continue to receive attention.
A Klanana will attempt to gain as much attention as possible through any means necessary. A klanana is a special breed of attention whore that requires attention from an online group of people even when the klanana is not present in that group of people; such as when the klanana is at work, sleeping, or generally afk. The klanana will go afk for extended periods of time, instead of simply disconnecting from the relevant online group, so that it's online presence will continue to receive attention.
by Klare May 31, 2007
When someone sneaks up behind and pulls your underwear up your crack, causing an intense amount of pain. Usually given to dorks wearing tighty-whities by cool guys wearing boxers because tighty-whities stretch farther, don't rip as easily, and dig deeper into your crack. If the person giving the wedgie is strong enough, they can lift you up by your underwear and hang you on something, this is called a hanging wedgie. It can keep the wedgie going, like the bondage wedgie, where the victim is tied up so they can't pick their wedgie.
I tattled on my brother and got him grounded. That night, I woke up to him lifting me up by my underwear. He gave me an atomic wedgie, then duct taped my hands together so I couldn't unpick it. The next morning, I was carried upstairs by my underwear and put me on the floor. Our parents were away, so he still wouldn't undo my wedgie or untape my hands. Later, my friend came over and did untape my hands and undo my wedgie. We planned to sneak out of the house, but my brother caught us just as we were leaving. He hauled us down to the basement and gave us hanging wedgies on a coatrack. This time, he left us up there until our parents came home. I never tattled on my brother again!
by Klare March 1, 2008