Kitty's definitions

sympathy pains

When someone you love is in pain and you are in pain because you love them so much. In other words, When the person you love..(your sould mate)..Is in pain..and you are in the same type of pain because you have sympathy for them.

My boyfriend and I are sick and having the same symptoms as each other..I think I am having sympathy pains for him.

by Kitty December 26, 2003

Porker

Noun: A word for someone who is accused of sexually mollesting animals. For example, someone who raped a dog (got milkboned) would be a porker. Someone who raped a pig (got porked by a pig) would also be a porker. Used most popularly as an insult.

I heard she was so desparate that she got milkboned by her dog! What a porker!

by Kitty January 25, 2005

medomalacuphobia

the fear of losing an erection.

Carl had to go to a clinic becasue of his medomalocuphobia.

by Kitty January 28, 2005

dildo

dil·do also dil·doe (dld)
n. pl. dil·dos, also dil·does

1. An object having the shape and often the appearance of an erect penis, used in sexual stimulation.

2. Can also be used to describe an awesome relationship with someone, or anything thats positive in nature.

1. My boyfriend is away on vacation so I'll be sure to get some good use out of my dildo.

2. Amie is my dildo, muic is my dildo.

by Kitty April 19, 2004

Muffin

The most godly kind of baked good in the entire universe. Comes in many different flavors: lemon, blueberry, chocolate chip, apricot, banana, bran, fetus, raisin, cinnamon, oatmeal, and many more!

innocent bystander: "Dag, yo, I needs me a muffin."
muffin man: "Gee, I gotz da best muffinz eva. Gimme money."

by Kitty October 5, 2005

cheese'n

to smile so large to apoint that it is unhealthy .... most often seen in school pictures

that bitch was cheese'n in that picture

by kitty February 17, 2003

Caw-Caw

The sound of the f'n birds when you and you are trying to sleep with a hot kitty and you can't stop laughing becuase everytime you put your finger on her button the damn bird goes caw-caw.

Kitty would have gotten some play, but the bird would not stop going caw-caw.

by kitty April 8, 2003