Kitty's definitions

velax

A). An idiot former starsiege player and egotistical no-talent wussy boy.
B). Your basic all around loser that has no friends because he's a jackass.

Velax is a jackass!

by Kitty December 4, 2003

schwippinator

Of or relating to schwip, another way to insult someone by saying they are a schwippinator

"You're such a schwipinator!"

by Kitty February 16, 2003

n00b

A person who seems to have had a seizure and fallen on their keyboard, as every fucking word they type is grossly misspelled. Usually a fan of Hilary Duff, JoJo, and otherwise. Sometimes an Evanescence fan, so as to suggest their 't0tal raWknezz'.

Actual quote taken from the US.IMDB.com Hilary Duff boards:
Man she's too popular and too good! Amazing how many votes she gets for Mtv's TRL.
She's amazing, she can sing. It's a great song really GET IT. Her hits keep coming Why not, so yesterday, come clean, our lips our sealed and now FLY. She's the best, screw the rest! Out of those hits, 4 out 5 were number one's and So Yesterday was retired from the chart 'cause it was so good! F**k all you haters SHE'S NUMBER ONE, get use to it, she's the best! SO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT :)
Translation: I like Hilary Duff. She is an attractive young woman. I don't enjoy the music of other artists (because I'm a tree-hugging teenybopper pussy)

by Kitty September 12, 2004

Fritz

to be broken down

My computer was on the fritz last night.

by Kitty October 15, 2003

fletchering

the act of sucking ejaculatory fluids out of the anal cavity that you just went off in: usually with a straw, more precisely the bendy kind

The other night when i jizzed in Justins butt, I fletchered that right back out of their

by kitty April 24, 2005

mansonite

Someone who thinks they are goth, but in fact are just as mainstream as preps. They only listen to Marilyn Manson, Korn, etc and no real hardcore bands.

Mansonites are only a step above posers

by Kitty August 21, 2003

boy-wunder

A man with incredible sexual prowess and/or extreme skill at all forms of love-making.

That guy I hooked up with last night is a real boy-wunder; I'm exhausted but happy.

by Kitty November 20, 2003