Kitty's definitions

lindsay lohan

A redhead who, like Hilary Duff, is a teen actress who thinks she's cool but really isn't. She also has a large chest and it's rumored that she had plastic surgery to get them. Hilary started a spat with her to get media attention, but it turns out that Aaron Carter was cheating on both of them, so they really should have been mad at him, but they weren't because they're both idiots.

I think Lindsay and Hilary Duff should stop singing and acting and save us all some trouble.

by Kitty April 24, 2005

yung

sumbody who is a bit skater, a bit g, n a bit skoolboi. he is also an alcoholic. but most important he is kitty's best buddy.

yung is kitty's best buddy!

by kitty September 19, 2004

Julio

Justyn's undeniably emo penis.

Julio was feeling very down yesterday, when he looked at ugly German people.

by Kitty February 28, 2005

mansonite

Someone who thinks they are goth, but in fact are just as mainstream as preps. They only listen to Marilyn Manson, Korn, etc and no real hardcore bands.

Mansonites are only a step above posers

by Kitty August 21, 2003

boy-wunder

A man with incredible sexual prowess and/or extreme skill at all forms of love-making.

That guy I hooked up with last night is a real boy-wunder; I'm exhausted but happy.

by Kitty November 20, 2003

Porker

Noun: A word for someone who is accused of sexually mollesting animals. For example, someone who raped a dog (got milkboned) would be a porker. Someone who raped a pig (got porked by a pig) would also be a porker. Used most popularly as an insult.

I heard she was so desparate that she got milkboned by her dog! What a porker!

by Kitty January 25, 2005

Klonopin

make you feel very relaxed. Best when mixed with alcohol.

Let's buy some Klonopins & drink this wine & get tore up.

by Kitty January 26, 2005