Kitty's definitions

Fritz

to be broken down

My computer was on the fritz last night.

by Kitty October 15, 2003

n00b

A person who seems to have had a seizure and fallen on their keyboard, as every fucking word they type is grossly misspelled. Usually a fan of Hilary Duff, JoJo, and otherwise. Sometimes an Evanescence fan, so as to suggest their 't0tal raWknezz'.

Actual quote taken from the US.IMDB.com Hilary Duff boards:
Man she's too popular and too good! Amazing how many votes she gets for Mtv's TRL.
She's amazing, she can sing. It's a great song really GET IT. Her hits keep coming Why not, so yesterday, come clean, our lips our sealed and now FLY. She's the best, screw the rest! Out of those hits, 4 out 5 were number one's and So Yesterday was retired from the chart 'cause it was so good! F**k all you haters SHE'S NUMBER ONE, get use to it, she's the best! SO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT :)
Translation: I like Hilary Duff. She is an attractive young woman. I don't enjoy the music of other artists (because I'm a tree-hugging teenybopper pussy)

by Kitty September 12, 2004

tossbag

fucker, fuckwit, twat

Nav is such a tossbag for not calling her!

by Kitty January 2, 2005

laid

the short and short of it is to go out and screw peeps.

chick 1:yea, i just got back from screwin that one guy.
chick 2: coolio.

by kitty December 1, 2003

Kittyism

A female who messes men around by flirting and 'teasing' them to such an extent that the man in question has given up all hope and soon leaves the club. Common actions include: 1. The-smile-and-nab-drink-from-hand 2. Light stomach punching 3. Being ignorant

She was sooo 'doing a kitty' last night..

by Kitty November 26, 2004

jerk alert

Something you can say whenever someone you disapprove of walks in the room. So basically it will be said often and repeatedly. Can also be used for someone that you see on T.V., or in a magazine etc...

Whenever George 'dubaya' Bush is on T.V. I say Jerk Alert and everyone laughs.

by kitty April 8, 2005

Coo de la

I don't know how to spell this or exactly what it mean. Help!

I really like you. You are "coo de la"

by Kitty February 10, 2004