dissing

he was dissing on my mom when he called her fat
by kitty February 24, 2004
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cow punk

Cow punk is a music genre that developed in Dallas's arts district (known as Deep Ellum) in the mid nineties. Influences include punk, country and rock. Similar to psychobilly, but where psychobilly has death metal and goth influences, cow punk is all about fun times, pretty girls and good cars. Jeff Tweedy of Wilco is known as the genius behind the phenomenon. Ryan Adams (formerly of Whiskeytown), the Old 97's, and the Waco Brothers are some other notable cow punk rockers.
Put on your Buddy Holly glasses and big tacky belt buckle - we're going to a cow punk set at the Gypsy Tea Room tonight!
by Kitty January 17, 2005
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Esex

The online version of sexual contact. Where there is no real contact, all interactions occur via the internet. Can also describe "cybering."
Me and my Pal 00_sekseh participated in some hot Esex last night.
by kitty March 01, 2005
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Johnnyshit

Derives from the actor Johnny Depp
1.One who looks too young/too good/too hot for their age
2.one who doesn’t look their age
Sharon: how old is that guy?
Karen: he's 25
Sharon: that's Johnnyshit, man!
by Kitty June 28, 2004
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Julio

Justyn's undeniably emo penis.
Julio was feeling very down yesterday, when he looked at ugly German people.
by Kitty February 28, 2005
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sympathy pain

a big pain you have when your spouse is having the same pain at the same time.
OH SHIT!! I'm having a baby!!!

Boyfriend: SO AM I!!!
by Kitty December 26, 2003
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Ruler of Macidania

A well known authority figure:
Those of whom can not pronounce Macadamia nut are born into a kingdom under the rule of the great Juan Vito (named after don vito) and are forced into speaking Vitoish (a tonge in which you must make sure your sentences make no reason.)
I was once told i could become Ruler of Macidania because of my ability to speak perfect vitoish
by kitty February 07, 2005
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