Kitty's definitions
A person who seems to have had a seizure and fallen on their keyboard, as every fucking word they type is grossly misspelled. Usually a fan of Hilary Duff, JoJo, and otherwise. Sometimes an Evanescence fan, so as to suggest their 't0tal raWknezz'.
Actual quote taken from the US.IMDB.com Hilary Duff boards:
Man she's too popular and too good! Amazing how many votes she gets for Mtv's TRL.
She's amazing, she can sing. It's a great song really GET IT. Her hits keep coming Why not, so yesterday, come clean, our lips our sealed and now FLY. She's the best, screw the rest! Out of those hits, 4 out 5 were number one's and So Yesterday was retired from the chart 'cause it was so good! F**k all you haters SHE'S NUMBER ONE, get use to it, she's the best! SO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT :)
Translation: I like Hilary Duff. She is an attractive young woman. I don't enjoy the music of other artists (because I'm a tree-hugging teenybopper pussy)
Man she's too popular and too good! Amazing how many votes she gets for Mtv's TRL.
She's amazing, she can sing. It's a great song really GET IT. Her hits keep coming Why not, so yesterday, come clean, our lips our sealed and now FLY. She's the best, screw the rest! Out of those hits, 4 out 5 were number one's and So Yesterday was retired from the chart 'cause it was so good! F**k all you haters SHE'S NUMBER ONE, get use to it, she's the best! SO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT :)
Translation: I like Hilary Duff. She is an attractive young woman. I don't enjoy the music of other artists (because I'm a tree-hugging teenybopper pussy)
by Kitty September 12, 2004
Get the n00bmug. the act of sucking ejaculatory fluids out of the anal cavity that you just went off in: usually with a straw, more precisely the bendy kind
by kitty April 24, 2005
Get the fletcheringmug. by Kitty March 1, 2004
Get the avahmug. A). An idiot former starsiege player and egotistical no-talent wussy boy.
B). Your basic all around loser that has no friends because he's a jackass.
B). Your basic all around loser that has no friends because he's a jackass.
Velax is a jackass!
by Kitty December 4, 2003
Get the velaxmug. Stevie is such a slutbag! she has had sex with 12 guys, and 9 of them being over 20, when she is just 15.
Look at that slut bag!Her twat hanging out, cuz shes sooo loose!!!
Look at that slut bag!Her twat hanging out, cuz shes sooo loose!!!
by Kitty April 24, 2004
Get the slutbagmug. 
Get the schwippinatormug.