2 definitions by Kirkpatrick77

Last year's hanging basket

Unkempt lady's bush, sprouting spiders' legs, possibly sporting a stale, musty odour.

She doesn't look like she takes care of herself; I bet her bush is like last year's hanging basket.

by Kirkpatrick77 July 31, 2013

Nova Scotia Icepop

Jam rag dunked in Vodka, frozen and sucked dry. Can also be defrosted via a front bottom for a Nova Scotia cold water fountain. True deviant connoisseurs may prefer to wait until a lady-friend has the painters in in order to savour the Nova Scotia Bloody Mary.

Max: Wow, it's hot, eh? Anyone for a Nova Scotia Icepop?
Paul: Ooh, nice one that's just the job.
Rob: The way your Mrs is acting I presume she has the painters in. I'll go for a Nova Scotia Bloody Mary. Cheers!

by Kirkpatrick77 October 3, 2011