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cuntswallop

British / Australian slang. Originally codswallop: Senseless talk or writing; nonsense; rubbish. quotations
I edited the enormous load of old cuntswallop because apparently nobody else would.
by Kingdragonfly November 1, 2020
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Hoochie Coochie

A really old term, going back to 1890, about a sexualized dance performed by carnival side-shows.

A hoochie coocher was a hoocie coochie dancer. She is also called a shimmy dancer. A hoochoe coochie man either runs a show or is a drag queen performer.
The phrase has made famous by various blues, jazz and rock performers. These include Elvis Presley's "Saved", Cab Calloway "Minnie the Moocher", Muddy Waters' "Hoochie Coochie Man".

Believe it or note, there's a 1929 Mickie Mouse cartoon called "the Karnival Kid" where Mickey, a carnival worker, is attracted to Minnie, a hoochie coochie dancer.

Hoochie can be spelled hootchy, hootchey, hootchie, hoochy or hoochey.

Coochie can be spelled kootchy, kootchey, kootchie, koochy, koochey, cootchy, cootchey, cootchie, coochy, coochey.
"Let me tell you about Minnie the moocher, she was a red hot hoochie coocher." "He's gonna make pretty women's
Jump and shout

Then the world gonna know
What this all about

Don't you know I'm here

Everybody knows I'm here

Well, you know I'm the hoochie coochie man "
by Kingdragonfly October 27, 2017
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zandpa

Combination of the drug Zanax/Xanax and Grandpa. It's an old guy who looks good. Simalar to "a silver fox", but more street cool.

Coined by late night host Stephen Colbert, when talking about "Faceapp", a dodgy Russian phone app which creates an aged version from any photo.
20 Jul 2019, Stephen Colbert monologue

The biggest trend buzz this week is the social media craze "FaceApp." You upload a photo of yourself and it shows you what you'd look like way older. Everyone is doing it, including me. Got to say "Not bad. Hello Zandpa."

Now this is the only fun thing to happen this week, so of course there's a nefarious dark side...

Summary: Russians own all your personal information on your phone legally forever.
by Kingdragonfly July 20, 2019
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cough break

It's a cliche that defense lawyers signal their testifying clients they are giving a bad answer by coughing.

When a client starts giving bad but usually truthful answers, their lawyer may start coughing harder and harder to create a cough break.

It's so common that judges will warn defense lawyers about a cough break.
Donald Trump's chief of staff Mick Mulvaney used a cough break to signal Trump "hey, shut up about possibly releasing your tax returns."
by Kingdragonfly June 21, 2019
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lamb licker

A "lamb licker" tends sheep or goats. A sheepherder or lamber.
Why is that guy have "406" on his tshirt?

Probably a lamb licker from Montana
by Kingdragonfly August 9, 2018
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redhat

There's lot of definitions for red hat, and is often used without explanation. It's all about context.

Most recently and most frequently it's a reference to Donald Trump's infamous "Make America Great Again" MAGA red hat.

Ironically on the left wing, red is the traditional color of communism. The same red beret worn US airborne troopers were also worn by militant socialists or union organizers. Hugo Chávez, president of Venezuela from 1999 until his death in 2013, was called a red hat.

Pre-World War II, pacifists and union organizers were called red hats. The "Red Hat Acoustic Music Club" celebrates this usage.

Red hat can be used as a reference to the Bloods criminal gang, such as Jay-Z "What's Free" song.

Red-hats / red caps are malevolent spirits found in the lowlands of Scotland. Their red hats would frequently re-dyed in human blood. It's associated with violence and vampirism. It the meaning of AFI's song "Red Hat"

The Linux computer software is called "RedHat" because its creator Marc Ewing wore a red hat.
Jay-Z "What's Free"

“No redhat, don’t Michael and Prince me and Ye
They separate you when you got Michael and Prince’s DNA"

AFI's song "RedHat"

"Can’t remember days, the days we posses, only the day she left.

I see her in the crucifix, my mind begins to slip. My love had fallen right to a T.

Then I close my eyes and the tears begin to run, the nightmare has just begun.
by Kingdragonfly July 8, 2019
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mutton jugs

Uncommon British slang. Slightly insulting way of saying "using your head" or "use your brains"

Mutton Jeff is Cockney rhyming slang for deaf, or someone who refuses to listen,

Jugs refers to jug handles, meaning your ears.

What's between your ears? Your head.
"Spot on. That's using the old loaf, mutton jugs."

Or in American English: "You're right. Way to use the old gray matter, meat head."
by Kingdragonfly September 26, 2019
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