6 definitions by King Festus
by King Festus September 12, 2005
by King Festus June 7, 2005
Slang term for blonde catfish usually caught in the Sacramento River Delta. These catfish are usually the size of a nice penis.
by King Festus December 4, 2005
When you are away from home and are overcome with the urge to blow mud. The feeling is so fierce, that you must A. Go home to pour dung or B. Head to an establishment with a nice, clean bathroom setting. Tie preferred, no jacket required.
"Man, I was at work and needed to broadcast feces, but there was a co-worker in the stall next to me. Rather than paint the bowel there, I headed home to have Formal Diarrhea ."
by King Festus August 9, 2006
by King Festus September 13, 2005