Blockbuster

A movie and video game rental company. They supposedly no longer charge late fees for their items - primarily because Netflix is kicking their ass in market share. However, this is misleading, because individual stores are not required to honor that commitment!
I have yet to see one single local Blockbuster that doesn't have a sign reading "we do not participate in the 'No Late Fees' policy as advertised on T.V."
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Penis-2

A derogatory nickname for the PS2 console.
Look at that little buttboy with his Penis-2. What's his name? Oh yeah, sony roolz.
by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia September 20, 2003
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UTFM

Understand The Fucking Manual. Used in response to 1337 h4xx0r d00dz telling one to RTFM after they politely asked for help.
I'd RTFM, but I can't UTFM.
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monkeybutter

An inside joke among Bellsouth Dial-Up tech support agents (actually Calltech, who outsource for Bellsouth). Comes from a phony customer listing named "Monkey Butter" which was used much like a message board between the agents. It had a lot of funny posts and lots of HTML. It was eventually deleted when one of the supervisors caught wind of it.

On a related note, another agent created a listing called "Son of Monkey Butter" and was fired in short order for it.
"Dude, check out what somebody put on Monkeybutter!"
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Bushminkey

Refers to the close resemblence of George W. Bush to a common monkey.
What's in that cage? A Bushminkey?
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poopy

A filler comic when the guy who draws GU Comics can't put in a real one. Usually has a stick figure saying Poopy.
"I'm too busy playing Splinter Cell to make a real comic. Better put up a Poopy."
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cansurfing

When one takes their laptop into the bathroom and uses the Internet while they are sitting on the toilet.
Oh damn, I have to crap, but my friend just got on...time to start cansurfing.
by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia December 09, 2005
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