UTFM

Understand The Fucking Manual. Used in response to 1337 h4xx0r d00dz telling one to RTFM after they politely asked for help.

I'd RTFM, but I can't UTFM.

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia June 11, 2006

misfire

What you call it when you have diarrhea and you cough or sneeze so hard that you crap your pants.

*cough cough* "Oh crap, I misfired! Better change clothes."

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia September 02, 2005

yugi

A cute little d00d that plays card games. He also has a darker side, the soul of an ancient pharoah inside the Sennen Puzzle who would probably force half the people who posted in this word into one of his infamous Punishment Games.

Yugi: I'm not a cardfucker...;-;
Yami: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY AIBOU?! DUEL WITH ME NOW!

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia September 19, 2003

Penis-2

A derogatory nickname for the PS2 console.

Look at that little buttboy with his Penis-2. What's his name? Oh yeah, sony roolz.

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia September 19, 2003

Bushminkey

Refers to the close resemblence of George W. Bush to a common monkey.

What's in that cage? A Bushminkey?

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia August 08, 2006

ghetto

1) A run down area of any town or city, but most often used in terms of the inner city. Any area with low or non-existent property value. May or may not refer to a high-crime area, but often does.

2) Anything that is jury rigged, broken in some way, or otherwise of generally poor quality. Refers to the frequency at which poverty-stricken people must improvise to survive on low income.

1) Pine Manor is a ghetto so full of drug dealers and other criminals, that it is often nicknamed "Crime Manor."

2) The students called their portable classroom "ghetto" because one of the windows is broken, the walls are covered with mold and ancient spitwads, the desks are falling apart, and the whiteboard has a number of inexplicable dents in it.

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia July 20, 2008

death metal

A category for bands who can't sing or play their instruments very well, so they have to play them really loud and fast and scream into the mic, hoping no one will notice.

Death metal sucks large quantities of ass.

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia April 19, 2005