King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia's definitions

twink

In an MMORPG, a veteran player who makes a new character and gives a bunch of top-shelf equipment from their older, maxed-out characters to the new character.

Hey, someone is hunting fire beetles in full rubicite armor. He must be a twink.

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia May 5, 2005

UTFM

Understand The Fucking Manual. Used in response to 1337 h4xx0r d00dz telling one to RTFM after they politely asked for help.

I'd RTFM, but I can't UTFM.

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia June 11, 2006

Thousand-Eyes Idol

The single most useless card in Yu-Gi-Oh. It seems as if its entire purpose for existing is just to fuse with Relinquished.

Thousand-Eyes Idol? Relinquished is enough on its own...

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia September 19, 2003

Bushminkey

Refers to the close resemblence of George W. Bush to a common monkey.

What's in that cage? A Bushminkey?

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia August 8, 2006

death metal

A category for bands who can't sing or play their instruments very well, so they have to play them really loud and fast and scream into the mic, hoping no one will notice.

Death metal sucks large quantities of ass.

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia April 19, 2005

Penis-2

A derogatory nickname for the PS2 console.

Look at that little buttboy with his Penis-2. What's his name? Oh yeah, sony roolz.

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia September 19, 2003

misfire

What you call it when you have diarrhea and you cough or sneeze so hard that you crap your pants.

*cough cough* "Oh crap, I misfired! Better change clothes."

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia September 2, 2005