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King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia's definitions

Blockbuster

A movie and video game rental company. They supposedly no longer charge late fees for their items - primarily because Netflix is kicking their ass in market share. However, this is misleading, because individual stores are not required to honor that commitment!
I have yet to see one single local Blockbuster that doesn't have a sign reading "we do not participate in the 'No Late Fees' policy as advertised on T.V."
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Bushminkey

Refers to the close resemblence of George W. Bush to a common monkey.
What's in that cage? A Bushminkey?
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monkeybutter

An inside joke among Bellsouth Dial-Up tech support agents (actually Calltech, who outsource for Bellsouth). Comes from a phony customer listing named "Monkey Butter" which was used much like a message board between the agents. It had a lot of funny posts and lots of HTML. It was eventually deleted when one of the supervisors caught wind of it.

On a related note, another agent created a listing called "Son of Monkey Butter" and was fired in short order for it.
"Dude, check out what somebody put on Monkeybutter!"
mugGet the monkeybuttermug.

misfire

What you call it when you have diarrhea and you cough or sneeze so hard that you crap your pants.
*cough cough* "Oh crap, I misfired! Better change clothes."
by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia September 2, 2005
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Penis-2

A derogatory nickname for the PS2 console.
Look at that little buttboy with his Penis-2. What's his name? Oh yeah, sony roolz.
by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia September 19, 2003
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ghetto

1) A run down area of any town or city, but most often used in terms of the inner city. Any area with low or non-existent property value. May or may not refer to a high-crime area, but often does.

2) Anything that is jury rigged, broken in some way, or otherwise of generally poor quality. Refers to the frequency at which poverty-stricken people must improvise to survive on low income.
1) Pine Manor is a ghetto so full of drug dealers and other criminals, that it is often nicknamed "Crime Manor."

2) The students called their portable classroom "ghetto" because one of the windows is broken, the walls are covered with mold and ancient spitwads, the desks are falling apart, and the whiteboard has a number of inexplicable dents in it.
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Thousand-Eyes Idol

The single most useless card in Yu-Gi-Oh. It seems as if its entire purpose for existing is just to fuse with Relinquished.
Thousand-Eyes Idol? Relinquished is enough on its own...
by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia September 19, 2003
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