King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia's definitions
A movie and video game rental company. They supposedly no longer charge late fees for their items - primarily because Netflix is kicking their ass in market share. However, this is misleading, because individual stores are not required to honor that commitment!
I have yet to see one single local Blockbuster that doesn't have a sign reading "we do not participate in the 'No Late Fees' policy as advertised on T.V."
by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia March 10, 2007

An inside joke among Bellsouth Dial-Up tech support agents (actually Calltech, who outsource for Bellsouth). Comes from a phony customer listing named "Monkey Butter" which was used much like a message board between the agents. It had a lot of funny posts and lots of HTML. It was eventually deleted when one of the supervisors caught wind of it.
On a related note, another agent created a listing called "Son of Monkey Butter" and was fired in short order for it.
On a related note, another agent created a listing called "Son of Monkey Butter" and was fired in short order for it.
by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia April 17, 2005

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia July 20, 2005

A category for bands who can't sing or play their instruments very well, so they have to play them really loud and fast and scream into the mic, hoping no one will notice.
by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia April 19, 2005

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia September 2, 2005

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia September 19, 2003

When one takes their laptop into the bathroom and uses the Internet while they are sitting on the toilet.
by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia December 10, 2005
