King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia's definitions

girlfriend aggro

When you play videogames for so long that you piss off your girlfriend. Comes from the MM0G term aggro.

Oops, I played EverCrack for too long. Now I have girlfriend aggro.

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia April 29, 2005

monkeybutter

An inside joke among Bellsouth Dial-Up tech support agents (actually Calltech, who outsource for Bellsouth). Comes from a phony customer listing named "Monkey Butter" which was used much like a message board between the agents. It had a lot of funny posts and lots of HTML. It was eventually deleted when one of the supervisors caught wind of it.

On a related note, another agent created a listing called "Son of Monkey Butter" and was fired in short order for it.

"Dude, check out what somebody put on Monkeybutter!"

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia April 17, 2005

poopy

A filler comic when the guy who draws GU Comics can't put in a real one. Usually has a stick figure saying Poopy.

"I'm too busy playing Splinter Cell to make a real comic. Better put up a Poopy."

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia April 18, 2005

UTFM

Understand The Fucking Manual. Used in response to 1337 h4xx0r d00dz telling one to RTFM after they politely asked for help.

I'd RTFM, but I can't UTFM.

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia June 11, 2006

twink

In an MMORPG, a veteran player who makes a new character and gives a bunch of top-shelf equipment from their older, maxed-out characters to the new character.

Hey, someone is hunting fire beetles in full rubicite armor. He must be a twink.

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia May 5, 2005

whackbag

1) An idiot, a stupid person.

2) A scrotum sack that has seen too much masturbation.

1) STFU, whackbag.

2) Dude, lay off the pr0n. Your whackbag is about to fall off.

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia July 20, 2005

death metal

A category for bands who can't sing or play their instruments very well, so they have to play them really loud and fast and scream into the mic, hoping no one will notice.

Death metal sucks large quantities of ass.

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia April 19, 2005