King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia's definitions

Bushminkey

Refers to the close resemblence of George W. Bush to a common monkey.

What's in that cage? A Bushminkey?

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia August 8, 2006

UTFM

Understand The Fucking Manual. Used in response to 1337 h4xx0r d00dz telling one to RTFM after they politely asked for help.

I'd RTFM, but I can't UTFM.

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia June 11, 2006

cansurfing

When one takes their laptop into the bathroom and uses the Internet while they are sitting on the toilet.

Oh damn, I have to crap, but my friend just got on...time to start cansurfing.

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia December 10, 2005

misfire

What you call it when you have diarrhea and you cough or sneeze so hard that you crap your pants.

*cough cough* "Oh crap, I misfired! Better change clothes."

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia September 2, 2005

ghetto

1) A run down area of any town or city, but most often used in terms of the inner city. Any area with low or non-existent property value. May or may not refer to a high-crime area, but often does.

2) Anything that is jury rigged, broken in some way, or otherwise of generally poor quality. Refers to the frequency at which poverty-stricken people must improvise to survive on low income.

1) Pine Manor is a ghetto so full of drug dealers and other criminals, that it is often nicknamed "Crime Manor."

2) The students called their portable classroom "ghetto" because one of the windows is broken, the walls are covered with mold and ancient spitwads, the desks are falling apart, and the whiteboard has a number of inexplicable dents in it.

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia July 20, 2008

whackbag

1) An idiot, a stupid person.

2) A scrotum sack that has seen too much masturbation.

1) STFU, whackbag.

2) Dude, lay off the pr0n. Your whackbag is about to fall off.

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia July 20, 2005

monkeybutter

An inside joke among Bellsouth Dial-Up tech support agents (actually Calltech, who outsource for Bellsouth). Comes from a phony customer listing named "Monkey Butter" which was used much like a message board between the agents. It had a lot of funny posts and lots of HTML. It was eventually deleted when one of the supervisors caught wind of it.

On a related note, another agent created a listing called "Son of Monkey Butter" and was fired in short order for it.

"Dude, check out what somebody put on Monkeybutter!"

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia April 17, 2005