Killossal's definitions

booty

Something a lot of women Think they have,
But really, they don't.

jessica (is twerking)
jacob: wow thats hot
john(his smart friend): Dude she has like 0% ass, No booty at all.

jacob: what
john(his smart friend): dude look closely if you grabbed that thing it'd just be skin & bones
jessica: am i hot jacob ~~~
jacob: . . .
janice (enters the room)
john(his smart friend): Now that fair maiden's got a real booty
janice (as she walks, her ass, as well as breasts, gently & subtly bounce up & down as she walks)
jacob: shit dude you're right
john(his smart friend): Yeah I'm like a sex guru even though I'm a virgin
jessica (still twerking her flat, non-existent ass... *trying to twerk)
jessica: JACOB AM I HOT OMFG LISTEN 2 ME
jacob (approaches janice)
jacob: Hey Janice, You look lovely today.
janice: Wow, thanks, I'm so glad a man actually respects me unlike those other assholes who just say bullshit like "hey fine thang" & "ur so sexy"
jacob (blesses john(his smart friend) for giving him advice on making friends & girlfriends with women)
jessica (trips & begins crying like a little bitch)
jacob (begins to ponder if john(his smart friend) is gay)

by Killossal September 9, 2016

suck and fuck

When you promise you will only perform oral, but end up going the whole way.

On our second date I promised myself I'd only suck, but ended up doing a suck and fuck.

by Killossal August 26, 2017

freemium

An offer; 'trial' to try out the 'premium' feature of an application temporarily.

Spotify: "Get a 30-day-trial of Spotify premium!"
Me: "Should I try the Spotify freemium?"
Friend: "nah."

by Killossal April 20, 2017

hit the rug

(to) hit the rug,
To pray.
Usually on a prayer rug, in a prostrated position. ( see (to) prostrate ).

The prayer style of the Muslims is to hit the rug five times a day.

by Killossal July 28, 2017

stabbing

When a person says something particularly harmful to someone they care about to either punish them, make them back off & weaken them, to see if they care through manipulation, or to simply just hurt them.

Bébé: well the game seems more real than you even tho it is something virtual
Moi: What's that supposed to mean? You're really stabbing me now?

by Killossal September 29, 2017

art-puberty

art-puberty mass noun
when an artist's technique or style gradually advances/improves without force/attempt.

jasmine had been working so hard, she finally got the art-puberty she was waiting for.

by Killossal August 2, 2016

tuning

Chatting up in a flirtatious manner to advance towards a sexual or romantic relationship

Me: He cheated on me.
My mate: With who?
Me: I don't know, he was tuning some random girls on Tinder...
My mate: Looks like a fuckboi, talks like a fuckboi, is a fuckboi.

by Killossal April 1, 2017