Killing Kittens's definitions

idealist

"An idealist is a cynic in the making." --HL Mencken

I couldn't have said it any better myself.

by Killing Kittens March 17, 2005

writer

A plagiarist of life.

Every writer is a frustrated actor who recites his lines in the hidden auditorium of his skull.
--Rod Serling

by Killing Kittens October 23, 2004

clothes

The most effective form of contraception.

Gavin dry-humped Roberta on the bus. Since they both wore clothes, copulation was avoided.

by Killing Kittens November 4, 2006

death penalty

The most barbaric anachronism in the western world, most likely to be bestowed to minorities.

We kill people for killing to prove that killing is wrong.

by Killing Kittens October 9, 2004

Correlation

A statistic that means a lot less than you think it does, but is useful in arguments if you want to sound right.

There is a correlation between ice cream sales and drowning. Therefore, the consumption of ice cream should be considered a public danger.

by Killing Kittens May 19, 2009

tattoo

Dermatological graffiti.

Facial tattoos always work out REALLY well.

by Killing Kittens November 29, 2006

selfishness

That which motivates the will.

"Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves." -- Gene Fowler

by Killing Kittens May 22, 2004