Killing Kittens's definitions

Trust

An earned, unspoken, and continual agreement between two individuals that should never, under any circumstances, be initiated out of or confused for love.

Trust friends if they are dead, and lovers never.

by Killing Kittens March 30, 2005

mindfuck

A gimmicky, pretentious, and largely manipulative story-telling device.

Jacob's Ladder is a real mindfuck.

by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004

religion

The marraige of philosophy, metaphysics, and literature. Really, for what more could you ask?

What's your religion?

by Killing Kittens June 26, 2004

prostitute

A woman who realizes that she is only going through motions when she has sex, and might as well be getting paid.

I'm not a prostitute, I'm a pragmatist!

by Killing Kittens May 22, 2004

Constipation

A condition, usually mental, that prevents life's natural flow.

The constipated computer I was working on was so slow it prevented me from sending the email.

by Killing Kittens November 7, 2004

black metal

An impressive but pretentious sub-genre of heavy metal, invariably revolving around hackneyed themes of satanism and/or Nordic mythology.

The lyrics are silly, the music is majestic!

by Killing Kittens June 23, 2004

Friendship

A method of castrating men without using sharp objects.

From David DeAngelo's article:

She looked at him with compassion in her eyes
and said "Thank you... I really mean that... but
I don't want to mess up our friendship... you're
too important to me...".

by Killing Kittens March 31, 2005