Killing Kittens's definitions

infanticide

The fate of many female newborns in China.

In the Us, one of the two forms of murder legal in the US, considering that a baby born prematurely would be fully protected by the law, while inside the womb it could be aborted.

You aren't a life unless I say you are! Infanticide? Nonsense, you can't murder a piece of tissue.

by Killing Kittens October 9, 2004

dicksterity

1. The possession of an extremely versatile penis.

2. The ability to give yourself a blowjob.

1. His dicksterity enabled him to please any woman.

2. His dicksterity enabled him to please himself.

by Killing Kittens August 3, 2005

mindfuck

A gimmicky, pretentious, and largely manipulative story-telling device.

Jacob's Ladder is a real mindfuck.

by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004

Fuck Off

A reply preferable to being ignored.

A simple "Fuck Off" would have been wonderful, but not replying to me was more cruel than anything she could have possibly said.

by Killing Kittens September 10, 2004

faith

Hope and confidence in a belief, person, or concept.

I don't have enough faith to be an atheist.

by Killing Kittens June 25, 2004

clothes

The most effective form of contraception.

Gavin dry-humped Roberta on the bus. Since they both wore clothes, copulation was avoided.

by Killing Kittens November 4, 2006

Correlation

A statistic that means a lot less than you think it does, but is useful in arguments if you want to sound right.

There is a correlation between ice cream sales and drowning. Therefore, the consumption of ice cream should be considered a public danger.

by Killing Kittens May 19, 2009