Killing Kittens's definitions

Constipation

A condition, usually mental, that prevents life's natural flow.

The constipated computer I was working on was so slow it prevented me from sending the email.

by Killing Kittens November 7, 2004

black metal

An impressive but pretentious sub-genre of heavy metal, invariably revolving around hackneyed themes of satanism and/or Nordic mythology.

The lyrics are silly, the music is majestic!

by Killing Kittens June 23, 2004

fiction

Disguised autobiography.

All fiction is at least partially autobiographical, and all autobiography is at least partially fiction.

by Killing Kittens June 29, 2007

atheist

A worshipper of the self or the god of science, often unknowingly religious.

An atheist can speak of moral relativism, but not live it.

by Killing Kittens September 14, 2004

erotica

Pornography with bad lighting.

"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting." -- Gloria Leonard.

by Killing Kittens October 24, 2006

pro-choice

The position you inevitably support when you realize that, no matter how strongly you are against abortion, it is a necessary evil.

Nothing more needs to be said.

by Killing Kittens June 2, 2004

Hell

See instead High School.

"Middle School and High School are Hell. This hell is different for each person, of course, the length of time spent within is variable. Some emerge victorious, blossoming in college and beyond. Others emerge after a struggle, but are noticeably scarred. Others don't emerge at all, and carry their private hell with them to eternity.

Anyone who remembers these years as a positive, idyllic time is someone I cannot for the life of me relate to." --David E. Mitchell

by Killing Kittens October 10, 2005