Definitions by Killing Kittens

Friendship

A method of castrating men without using sharp objects.

From David DeAngelo's article:

She looked at him with compassion in her eyes
and said "Thank you... I really mean that... but
I don't want to mess up our friendship... you're
too important to me...".

Friendship by Killing Kittens March 31, 2005

gay friend 

A man that a woman tolerates, but is not attracted to.

No guy ever wants to be a gay friend, unless he actually is gay.

gay friend by Killing Kittens March 31, 2005

hopeless romantic

In any other time, this would be a valid term to describe a person dominated by a logical and chivalrous love ethic. Today, however, he is considered creepy and referred referred to as a stalker.

It's not easy being a knight, lads.

hopeless romantic by Killing Kittens March 30, 2005

Stalker 

Anyone who has an intense interest in another person. Could encompass a wide variety of people; ranging from the innocent and idealistic to the homocidal, but in our cynical society such people are generally thought of as dangerous, especially if they are socially inept.

See instead hopeless romantic.

The stalker did not think of himself as such until she told him to fuck off.

Stalker by Killing Kittens March 30, 2005

Sensitive 

The last thing a woman wants a man to be, yet, because she does not know herself, hypocritically claims to be looking for.

Women have never, ever liked sensitive guys, unless they are also assholes.

Sensitive by Killing Kittens March 30, 2005

gender 

A societal construct that is, in actuality, about as useless and restrictive as race.

There may be unfathomable, uncrossable chasm that exist between certain types of people, but gender should not be considered one of them.

gender by Killing Kittens March 30, 2005

Trust 

An earned, unspoken, and continual agreement between two individuals that should never, under any circumstances, be initiated out of or confused for love.

Trust friends if they are dead, and lovers never.

Trust by Killing Kittens March 30, 2005