Killing Kittens's definitions

plagiarism

To pay homage without acknowledging the source.

All writers are in some way or another plagiarists. Some are just better at it than others.

by Killing Kittens June 9, 2004

sell out

What envious underachievers call artists, writers, actors, or musicians when they no longer conform to their expectations.

Band X changed instead of staying exactly the same. They're sell outs!

by Killing Kittens June 4, 2004

Diablow

Alternate (and more appropriate) spelling of the Blizzard game Diablo.

As far as RPGs go, Diablow is about as close as you can come to having absolutely nothing and yet a viable commercial product. It's synthetic food with no calories, no fat, no sugar, and no vitamins, but it comes in an attractive package and is chewable.

by Killing Kittens July 18, 2006

gay friend

A man that a woman tolerates, but is not attracted to.

No guy ever wants to be a gay friend, unless he actually is gay.

by Killing Kittens March 31, 2005

selfishness

That which motivates the will.

"Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves." -- Gene Fowler

by Killing Kittens May 22, 2004

agnostic

An atheist who admits that he could be wrong, and thinks that this makes him something else.

I call myself an agnostic to make myself sound more open-minded even though I have no spiritual beliefs whatsoever.

by Killing Kittens March 6, 2005

prostitute

A woman who realizes that she is only going through motions when she has sex, and might as well be getting paid.

I'm not a prostitute, I'm a pragmatist!

by Killing Kittens May 22, 2004