Killing Kittens's definitions

erotica

Pornography with bad lighting.

"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting." -- Gloria Leonard.

by Killing Kittens October 24, 2006

virginity

What women are proud to have and men are ashamed of.

"I'd feel guilty taking your virginity away from you," she said, "You're so . . . nice."

"It's not like I value it," said he.

by Killing Kittens November 1, 2004

pro-choice

The position you inevitably support when you realize that, no matter how strongly you are against abortion, it is a necessary evil.

Nothing more needs to be said.

by Killing Kittens June 2, 2004

Constipation

A condition, usually mental, that prevents life's natural flow.

The constipated computer I was working on was so slow it prevented me from sending the email.

by Killing Kittens November 7, 2004

urbandictionary.com

A web site where you can create your own definitions to common words so as to comment on society, which are then deleted by those people who are offended by the truth.

I wish urbandictionary.com would tell you when enough people dislike your definition and want it dead.

by Killing Kittens October 14, 2004

Secular Humanist

An atheist at pains to show that, he too, can live a deep and moral life.

During his long and irrelevant political tangents, my professor called himself a Secular Humanist.

by Killing Kittens November 2, 2005

misogynist

A man in a state of sexual frustration.

Why on earth was this definition previously deleted? Must everyone be so literal as to take offence?

by Killing Kittens March 18, 2005