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mindfuck

A gimmicky, pretentious, and largely manipulative story-telling device.
Jacob's Ladder is a real mindfuck.
by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004
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Trust

An earned, unspoken, and continual agreement between two individuals that should never, under any circumstances, be initiated out of or confused for love.
Trust friends if they are dead, and lovers never.
by Killing Kittens March 30, 2005
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prostitute

A woman who realizes that she is only going through motions when she has sex, and might as well be getting paid.
I'm not a prostitute, I'm a pragmatist!
by Killing Kittens May 22, 2004
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religion

The marraige of philosophy, metaphysics, and literature. Really, for what more could you ask?
by Killing Kittens June 26, 2004
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black metal

An impressive but pretentious sub-genre of heavy metal, invariably revolving around hackneyed themes of satanism and/or Nordic mythology.
The lyrics are silly, the music is majestic!
by Killing Kittens June 23, 2004
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misogynist

Why on earth was this definition previously deleted? Must everyone be so literal as to take offence?
by Killing Kittens March 18, 2005
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Secular Humanist

An atheist at pains to show that, he too, can live a deep and moral life.
During his long and irrelevant political tangents, my professor called himself a Secular Humanist.
by Killing Kittens November 2, 2005
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