Killing Kittens's definitions

wife

A prostitute with a life-long contract to a single client.

Winnie was Adolph's wife.

by Killing Kittens March 6, 2005

satanism

An shallow atheistic "religion" that is a facade of pretentious moral subjectivism, mixing anti-christian and pagan imagery with a watered-down version of the philosophies of Nietzsche and the Marquis de Sade, that appeals largely to angry teenagers, Black Metal bands, and those who want to rebell against the percieved hypocrisy of religion and morality to justify their own selfishness.

Using Satanism to attack Christianity is like using Darth Vader to attack Star Wars. All you're disagreeing with is who wins in the end. It's stupid.

by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004

plagiarism

To pay homage without acknowledging the source.

All writers are in some way or another plagiarists. Some are just better at it than others.

by Killing Kittens June 9, 2004

truth

That which is based on fact.

Actually, now that I think about it, what is true is not necessarily factual.

by Killing Kittens June 11, 2004

Alien 3

A movie sequel that never happened and should be ignored.

"Alien" and "Aliens" are all you need to watch. Boycott "Alien 3"!

by Killing Kittens June 11, 2004

dicksterity

1. The possession of an extremely versatile penis.

2. The ability to give yourself a blowjob.

1. His dicksterity enabled him to please any woman.

2. His dicksterity enabled him to please himself.

by Killing Kittens August 3, 2005

Fuck Off

A reply preferable to being ignored.

A simple "Fuck Off" would have been wonderful, but not replying to me was more cruel than anything she could have possibly said.

by Killing Kittens September 10, 2004