Killing Kittens's definitions

pro-choice

The position you inevitably support when you realize that, no matter how strongly you are against abortion, it is a necessary evil.

Nothing more needs to be said.

by Killing Kittens June 2, 2004

erotica

Pornography with bad lighting.

"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting." -- Gloria Leonard.

by Killing Kittens October 24, 2006

atheist

A worshipper of the self or the god of science, often unknowingly religious.

An atheist can speak of moral relativism, but not live it.

by Killing Kittens September 14, 2004

fiction

Disguised autobiography.

All fiction is at least partially autobiographical, and all autobiography is at least partially fiction.

by Killing Kittens June 29, 2007

orc

1. A caricature of the Incredible Hulk with an over-large head, giant-sized tusks and muscled limbs so disproportionately thick he can't move them. He usually carries an obscenely large axe, and sometimes wears a silly horned Brunhilda helmet for good measure. His jaws are always agape in a permanent moronic grimace so we can see his yellowed tusks, but how he manages to close his mouth remains a mystery.

2. In the 1st and 2nd edition D&D game, a race of warlike humanoids with porcine snouts who are closely related to humans and can interbreed with them.

3. In J. R. R. Tolkien's Middle-Earth, a race of creatures that were once elves, but have been corrupted by the dark powers of Morgoth and serve Sauron and Sauroman during the war of the ring. They were, in a sense, Tolkien's critique of industrial warfare. Also known as "goblins".

I play as an orc so I can take advantage of starting off with a 20 Strength as a 1st level barbarian with my Hackmaster +12.

by Killing Kittens July 18, 2006

misogynist

A man in a state of sexual frustration.

Why on earth was this definition previously deleted? Must everyone be so literal as to take offence?

by Killing Kittens March 18, 2005

nihilism

The most useless philosophy ever devised.

The purpose of questioning values is to determine which are useful and which aren't. Nihilism defeats itself. Saying everything is worthless is like saying everything is valuable. It is a cop-out philosophy for angry teenagers who want to sound cool and intellectual.

by Killing Kittens March 3, 2005