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1. A gothic fantasy character sporting an outfit too fantastic and ridiculous to be worn in real life.
2. One who conjures the spirits of the dead for purposes of magically revealing the future or influencing the course of events.
2. One who conjures the spirits of the dead for purposes of magically revealing the future or influencing the course of events.
Here's a picture of my necromancer casting a spell. Do you think she looks goth enoough? Should I darken the shade of her lipstick and give her stiletto heels?
by Killing Kittens July 29, 2006
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*checks clock*
DAMN! I've been on the internet for five hours already?
*checks clock*
DAMN! I've been on the internet for five hours already?
by Killing Kittens May 15, 2006
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Anyone who remembers these years as a positive, idyllic time is someone I cannot for the life of me relate to." --David E. Mitchell
Anyone who remembers these years as a positive, idyllic time is someone I cannot for the life of me relate to." --David E. Mitchell
by Killing Kittens October 10, 2005
Get the Hell mug.The perverted Emperor of Rome masturbated madly in front of the mirror, gorging his already puissant narcissism. Many were the kittens that met death under his reign.
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Said the creationist to the uninformed, using his favorite straw man, "Since randomly jamming your television set rarely fixes any problem, the blind process of evolution is therefore a scientific improbability."
by Killing Kittens November 14, 2005
Get the straw man mug.1. Belief in the spirit, soul, often as it relates to religious, sacred, or otherwise noncorporeal matters. A little metaphysics and philosophy are peripherally related as well, as its purpose is to give us perspective on life and what to do with it.
2. The application of any sort of philosophy, however defined, regardless of whether the person in question has any spiritual beliefs or not. This use of the word is so vague that it can be redefined to mean anything, even something that is completely materialistic.
2. The application of any sort of philosophy, however defined, regardless of whether the person in question has any spiritual beliefs or not. This use of the word is so vague that it can be redefined to mean anything, even something that is completely materialistic.
I'm sorry, "belief in the laws of science" is not spirituality. "Realising your own inner divinity" is not spirituality. "Being nice to people" is not spirituality. If you have no spiritual beliefs, you are not spiritual, simple as that.
Of course, one shouldn't be afraid to call oneself and atheist or agnostic. It doesn't mean you are shallow, immoral, closed-minded, intellectually dishonest, or anything of that sort.
Of course, one shouldn't be afraid to call oneself and atheist or agnostic. It doesn't mean you are shallow, immoral, closed-minded, intellectually dishonest, or anything of that sort.
by Killing Kittens November 17, 2005
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