Killing Kittens's definitions

erotica

Pornography with bad lighting.

"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting." -- Gloria Leonard.

by Killing Kittens October 24, 2006

pro-choice

The position you inevitably support when you realize that, no matter how strongly you are against abortion, it is a necessary evil.

Nothing more needs to be said.

by Killing Kittens June 2, 2004

virginity

What women are proud to have and men are ashamed of.

"I'd feel guilty taking your virginity away from you," she said, "You're so . . . nice."

"It's not like I value it," said he.

by Killing Kittens November 1, 2004

Constipation

A condition, usually mental, that prevents life's natural flow.

The constipated computer I was working on was so slow it prevented me from sending the email.

by Killing Kittens November 7, 2004

Bully

An individual whom evolution and society both favor because he exhibits selfish, cruel, extroverted genes which will enable to him to successfully negotiate the adult world. Society pretends to dislike him, while hypocritically acting as if we approve of his behavior. Contrary to popular belief, bullies often ARE successful later in life, while their victims are not. After all, it is strength humans value and strength that rules us.

See also jerk and nice guy.

Bullies may be beneath contempt, but I also hate to admit that I may envy them.

by Killing Kittens March 6, 2005

wife

A prostitute with a life-long contract to a single client.

Winnie was Adolph's wife.

by Killing Kittens March 6, 2005

Sensitive

The last thing a woman wants a man to be, yet, because she does not know herself, hypocritically claims to be looking for.

Women have never, ever liked sensitive guys, unless they are also assholes.

by Killing Kittens March 30, 2005