Killing Kittens's definitions

straw man

A favorite opponent of philosophers, politicians, pseudo-intellectuals, real intellectuals, atheists, creationists, political activists, and conspiracy theorists, and a perennially useful one at that.

Said the creationist to the uninformed, using his favorite straw man, "Since randomly jamming your television set rarely fixes any problem, the blind process of evolution is therefore a scientific improbability."

by Killing Kittens November 14, 2005

hate crime

Setting fire to a synagouge. See also arson.

Hate crimes still, unfortunately, occur.

by Killing Kittens July 1, 2005

inspiration

See instead plagiarism.

Perhaps a hundred years ago or more, it was called inspiration. Now it's called plagiarism.

by Killing Kittens January 22, 2005

MurderCoil

A melodic hardcore metal band recently formed in 2002 by the precocious vocalist Tory Lawrence and guitarist Corey Colwell, that generally sings of themes involving death, misanthropy, and corruption. Also recently joining the band (prior to guest musicians) are George Allen playing the bass and Bryan DeMarco on drums.

They don't even have a demo released yet, but look for it when it comes out!

MurderCoil will be playing at BSC soon with Asteroid, Metallivore, and Immaculate Deception. Be there!

by Killing Kittens November 2, 2004

Sensitive

The last thing a woman wants a man to be, yet, because she does not know herself, hypocritically claims to be looking for.

Women have never, ever liked sensitive guys, unless they are also assholes.

by Killing Kittens March 30, 2005

wife

A prostitute with a life-long contract to a single client.

Winnie was Adolph's wife.

by Killing Kittens March 6, 2005

gender

A societal construct that is, in actuality, about as useless and restrictive as race.

There may be unfathomable, uncrossable chasm that exist between certain types of people, but gender should not be considered one of them.

by Killing Kittens March 30, 2005