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censorship

Legal vandalization of art.
"The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion." --Henry Steele
by Killing Kittens June 23, 2004
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Wussy

David DeAngelo says that every guy who is not a shallow, egotistical, misogynistic asshole is a wussy.
by Killing Kittens February 24, 2005
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Zoophilia

A word used in place of "bestiality", often with the intention of making the practice sound more dignified.
"Firstly, introductions all round. My name is removed to protect dolphinlovers, musician, pre-vet student and Delphinic Zoophile. People are often wondering just what the hell zoophilia is. Zoophilia is best described as a love of animals so intimate that the person (and the animal) involved have no objections to expressing their affection for each other in the sexual fashion. This is not to be confused with bestiality, where a person forcefully mates an animal, without their consent, and with no mutual feelings whatsoever. This is something that I would never do to a dolphin, since I love them dearly, and treat them with the same respect that an honest husband would have for his wife and children." from www.dolphinsex.org
by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004
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creepy

By far the most common adjective predicated to quiet people who don't smile.
Is that a creepy thing to be?
by Killing Kittens September 10, 2004
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bad aim

It is a probable fact that anal sex started out as bad aim.
by Killing Kittens December 17, 2005
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Too Drunk

When the hamster begins to look good.
When the French guy said, "You're mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" he was probably implying that Arthur's father was too drunk one critical night.
by Killing Kittens January 12, 2006
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desire

Under no circumstances should one fuse desire and expectation, as that leads to hope, which prolongs suffering.
by Killing Kittens March 27, 2005
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