Killing Kittens's definitions

hopeless romantic

In any other time, this would be a valid term to describe a person dominated by a logical and chivalrous love ethic. Today, however, he is considered creepy and referred referred to as a stalker.

It's not easy being a knight, lads.

by Killing Kittens March 30, 2005

Hope

The delusion that your situation is not as objectively bad as it is.

Hope is the fruitless denial of the more realistic pessimism.

by Killing Kittens January 17, 2005

dinosaurs

I sincerely hope Phrigajiblenophip's definition was a joke.

See my definition of 'Dinosaur' and ByThorsBeard's definition of 'Scale of Dinosaurs'.

Alarmingly, a recent poll showed that 51% of Americans believe that dinosaurs and early man lived at the same time.

by Killing Kittens October 26, 2004

Weirdos never start

An alternative to Nice Guys Finish Last.

What then, makes you a weirdo or a nice guy?

by Killing Kittens November 15, 2004

nihilism

The most useless philosophy ever devised.

The purpose of questioning values is to determine which are useful and which aren't. Nihilism defeats itself. Saying everything is worthless is like saying everything is valuable. It is a cop-out philosophy for angry teenagers who want to sound cool and intellectual.

by Killing Kittens March 3, 2005

Mr./Ms. Right

A supernatural being that has inherited the powers of Proteus and uses them to don the guise of whatever love interest currently holds our attention. Once the victim's attention has been goaded and he or she is compelled to follow, Mr./Ms. Right then vanishes, but always reappears again, forcing his or her weary victims into endless pursuit of desperate futility.

"I thought he was Mr. Right, but boy was I mistaken."

by Killing Kittens March 17, 2005

pentacle

1. A symbol of importance to the science of witchcraft and the religion of paganism.

2. A fashion statement of teenagers who want attention.

Those who know the true power of the pentacle don't wear it casually.

by Killing Kittens May 20, 2004