Killing Kittens's definitions

suicide

The most sincere and socially responsible reaction to self-awareness.

You could endd it all, but you just don't have the guts.

by Killing Kittens January 17, 2005

kittens

The casualties of masturbation.

"Oh my god," Brandon said as he saw my bed, "This is a major site of kitten death!"

by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004

evil

A deterministic philosophy used to justify selfish extremes and deny responsibility for personal actions, even if they bring harm to others. Those who are evil almost always rationalize their actions and often despise the terms "good" and "evil" because it is much easier to deny moral absolutes than it is to acknowledge them.

Theologically speaking, evil is said to be the absence of good, or more specifically mans isolation from God, brought about not through Gods will but mankinds own doing.

Human beings are not black and white, but good and evil are.

by Killing Kittens June 23, 2004

evolutionist

Supposedly a word for someone who believes (in actuality, has knowledge of) evolution. This is a funny word because you don't find it anywhere outside creationist websites.

That would make me an evolutionist, if I can use that word outside of the pointless evolution/creation debate.

by Killing Kittens November 16, 2004

truth

That which is based on fact.

Actually, now that I think about it, what is true is not necessarily factual.

by Killing Kittens June 11, 2004

agnostic

An atheist who admits that he could be wrong, and thinks that this makes him something else.

I call myself an agnostic to make myself sound more open-minded even though I have no spiritual beliefs whatsoever.

by Killing Kittens March 6, 2005

Unitarian Universalism

A religion afraid to have beliefs, rituals, or tenets.

Unitarian Universalism is a religion to the same extent that eating fish and chicken is a vegetarian practice.

by Killing Kittens September 9, 2006