Killing Kittens's definitions

Ku Klux Klan

People who think that think any day is good for Halloween, and don't leave you alone even if you give them candy.

That's the same stupid ghost costume you wore last year! Try something a little more original this time!

by Killing Kittens November 3, 2004

Atheism

The lack of a belief in the existence of a god or gods. This usually also means a lack in a belief in an afterlife, the soul, the supernatural, or any sort of ultimate reality outside of the physical one.

For the atheist, reality is limited to reductionist empiricism, morals are usually relative or determined by the rules of conduct that make civilization possible, life is it's own purpose, and the truth or falsity of religious beliefs is apparently subject to evidence (though there are no specifications as to what these are).

Athesim is not, despite many claims here, the default belief of all life or humanity at birth. To say that babies and animals are atheists is silly simply because we cannot ask them, and some indeed even argue that they are aware of the presence of "god" within them. Also, the fact that nearly every culture around the globe has, in some form or another, developed some mode of religious belief goes to show that religion is a much deeper part of the human experience than this particualr brand of atheism will admit.

by Killing Kittens December 2, 2004

selfishness

That which motivates the will.

"Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves." -- Gene Fowler

by Killing Kittens May 22, 2004

gay friend

A man that a woman tolerates, but is not attracted to.

No guy ever wants to be a gay friend, unless he actually is gay.

by Killing Kittens March 31, 2005

idealist

"An idealist is a cynic in the making." --HL Mencken

I couldn't have said it any better myself.

by Killing Kittens March 17, 2005

infatuation

A spell with neither verbal or somatic components that is consciously or unconsciously cast by various charismatic, funny, and sexually appealing people, and instantly reduces the victim's I.Q. by 20 to 80 points. Half if they make their saving throw. The penalty applied is 18 minus the victim's wisdom.

If you feel yourself becomming infatuated, quickly leave before you do something stupid.

by Killing Kittens March 29, 2005

agnostic

An atheist who admits that he could be wrong, and thinks that this makes him something else.

I call myself an agnostic to make myself sound more open-minded even though I have no spiritual beliefs whatsoever.

by Killing Kittens March 6, 2005