13 definitions by Kil Lerown
When one get's mauled by the cougar animal in Red Dead Redemption, whether they saw it coming or not.
Alternatively, when a young person gets hit on by an older, attractive woman.
Alternatively, when a young person gets hit on by an older, attractive woman.
I was minding my own business, going down the trail, when I got cougar'd. I barely made it back it one piece!
by Kil Lerown May 25, 2010
In Left 4 Dead 2, he is the buddy of the survivor, Ellis. He grew up in Savanah with Ellis together, having all sorts of adventures, They were separated when the infection began, but Ellis still brags about his buddy Keith whenever he gets the chance.
Keith has supposedly survived these, as well as several other incidents, as explained by Ellis:
Burned on 90% of his body on multiple occasions.
Thrown through a car windshield breaking both of his legs.
Ran over by his own mower. 90% of his body cut up.
Teargassed.
Bombed with chemical, frag, and incinerary bombs.
Stabbed in the back by a ghost, or possibly a hobo.
There is some speculation whether Keith is a real person or not.
Keith has supposedly survived these, as well as several other incidents, as explained by Ellis:
Burned on 90% of his body on multiple occasions.
Thrown through a car windshield breaking both of his legs.
Ran over by his own mower. 90% of his body cut up.
Teargassed.
Bombed with chemical, frag, and incinerary bombs.
Stabbed in the back by a ghost, or possibly a hobo.
There is some speculation whether Keith is a real person or not.
by Kil Lerown January 7, 2010
Another way of saying "environment". Popular among video game players, especially frequent MineCraft players.
by Kil Lerown April 6, 2012
A non-threatening threat. Basically, it's how one will show their anger to another, quickly look around for a sharp object, fail in finding one, and say the threat anyways, not being able to back it up. Usually used in a friendly manner, where the speaker (probably) won't stab the other guy, anyway.
Jack: Hey man, you know what a pelican looks like!?
John: Well, you've got the saggy chins, the beady eyes, and you are annoying as Hell, so... I'm gonna have to say, like you.
Jack: I will stab you...
John: Well, you've got the saggy chins, the beady eyes, and you are annoying as Hell, so... I'm gonna have to say, like you.
Jack: I will stab you...
by Kil Lerown April 17, 2010
The legendary fire beast, the molten iron monster, and the creamator of the sky. He is the sole reason why there is a music genre known as, "Heavy Metal". He is comprised of steel flesh, burning blood, and an earth shattering roar. He ruled the early ages like an awe inspiring comet. It was because of his burning light, however, that the First Ones plotted to murder him, for they despised to view their own repulsive looks. They had drew him with the innocent melodies of the maiden, Etulia, so that they may drown his ultimate fire. It would only be in his explosive death, though, that he would give off the elements that would make rise to a new era: blood, fire, noise, and metal. He is also heavily featured in the video game "Brutal Legend".
"...and as his blood fell into the belt buckle, up arised an enormous beast. This was Ormagoden, here to demonstrate to the pitiful hordes of men, women, and children what true Heavy Metal looked and sounded."
by Kil Lerown January 24, 2010
A flash program created by Dr. Noob and Skipper Lee. Often abbreviated as "PMG". It basically has a ton of preset weapons and parts, and allows users to fully customize a weapon, create some sort of hybrid, or make a new gun entirely. It comes with many popular guns, such as the M4, AK47, M200, and many more, and has various weapon parts, ranging from simple barrels and flash hiders, to complex iron sights and fore grips.
There are two versions to the program, simply dubbed as the "Old" and "New" versions. The Old version has many more options, including shotguns, pistols, and various sub-machine guns, but the New version, while very complex and hard to master, offers more abilities to customize or create new weapons, especially the ability to change colors and modify the appearance of guns with shapes. An interesting note is that the user's imagination is the limit; some have created cars, tanks, ships, helicopters, and even people and characters, with only the program itself.
Because it's the same idea as playing with LEGOs, some look down on the program and it's users, for not having the skill to draw their own gun. This does not stop them, however, from faithfully creating new weapons, and recreating old ones, and showing them off in various internet groups, such as on Facebook or Deviant Art.
There are two versions to the program, simply dubbed as the "Old" and "New" versions. The Old version has many more options, including shotguns, pistols, and various sub-machine guns, but the New version, while very complex and hard to master, offers more abilities to customize or create new weapons, especially the ability to change colors and modify the appearance of guns with shapes. An interesting note is that the user's imagination is the limit; some have created cars, tanks, ships, helicopters, and even people and characters, with only the program itself.
Because it's the same idea as playing with LEGOs, some look down on the program and it's users, for not having the skill to draw their own gun. This does not stop them, however, from faithfully creating new weapons, and recreating old ones, and showing them off in various internet groups, such as on Facebook or Deviant Art.
by Kil Lerown July 8, 2010
Fancy Way: Usually, a ridiculously simple disagreement between two or more people under the intoxicating effects of alchohol, that is quicky changed into a brawl. The reasons may vary, but anything can be offensive to an alchohl impaired mind. These fights will more often than not take place in a bar, pub, club, or any public facility that offers alcholic beverages. In any case, anyone involved in the brawl may be immediatly thrown out of the premises by bouncers, and will 1) continue the fight, or 2) forget what happened and attempt to limp home.
Sucka' Way: When two drunk dudes get pissed at each other for some bull shit over sports, get up, or a chicken wing. They'll try to knock each other out, but will probably get the shit kicked out of them by some guy who's bigger and more sober than they are. They can be entertaining to watch, depending on who's fighting, which bar it is, and whether the Raiders or the Steelers won the game.
Sucka' Way: When two drunk dudes get pissed at each other for some bull shit over sports, get up, or a chicken wing. They'll try to knock each other out, but will probably get the shit kicked out of them by some guy who's bigger and more sober than they are. They can be entertaining to watch, depending on who's fighting, which bar it is, and whether the Raiders or the Steelers won the game.
Jack: *moan* What the hell happened last night? Ow...
Mac: Shit, you don't remember? You got in a bar fight with some fucker who's a mixed martial artist or some shit. Man, you were so fucking drunk, your head was spinning BEFORE he hook'd ya'!
Mac: Shit, you don't remember? You got in a bar fight with some fucker who's a mixed martial artist or some shit. Man, you were so fucking drunk, your head was spinning BEFORE he hook'd ya'!
by Kil Lerown January 20, 2010