Kiko's definitions

faggin

1. A commoner, especially one that is easily influenced.

Tomás: Man, there are too many people in here!
Kiko: Faggin-slicer, ACTIVATE!
Constable: Stop there, evil-doer!
Kiko: SMOKE YOU, flatfoot! *throws smoke-bomb, disappears*
Tomás: *sigh* How much is this going to cost me?
Constable: Let's you just drop them pants..
Tomás: !
Tomás: Ki-KOOOOOO! *camera pans out*

by Kiko October 3, 2004

asshole rating

A determinate rating of the level of contemptibility of a person, as decided by his/her peers; measured from 0.0 to 100.0, where 100.0 is the highest/most.

Joseph's asshole rating has been decided: 34.4

by Kiko February 1, 2004

Fodador

Slang: A fucker.

Blamed Fodadores!

by Kiko December 16, 2003

varul

1. One who lacks good judgement, or understanding.
2. One who has been duped.
3. An idiot.
4. One who acts unwisely.

"That varul couldn't pilot his way out of a wet paper bag."
"I was made to look as a true varul!"
"Don't expect anything out of THAT big varul!"
"What a varulish decision it was to leave my wife!"

by Kiko February 3, 2004

Coko

A man who flirts insincerely.

Kiko: Look at that coko over there, scamming all those girls!
J.C.: Uh hur hur hur! We need to get you a nice redhead; you know, th-
Kiko: Silence!

by Kiko April 25, 2004

Luolian

1. Some...lady.
2. MORE LIKE FOO-OLIAN!

Kiko: "More like 'Foo-olian!" *guffaws*
Foo-olian: Hey...what?
Foo-olian: Shouldn't my name read "Luolian," at least in this little script?
Kiko: Sorry, FOO-OLIAN, I make the rules around here!
Foo-olian: Oh, so that's how it is.
Foo-olian: *starts to tell some inside joke, is interrupted by Kiko's hand slapping her face HARD*

by Kiko February 3, 2004

vaginus-maximus

1. The "private area" of a female; specifically the area starting with the VULVA and ending with the uterus.

2. A wimpy individual.

Kiko: Imus in the morning? More like Vaginus-MaxIMUS in the morning! Ha ha ha!
Dani: ...

by Kiko February 8, 2004