Definitions by Kiko

Choo 

1. The Question Queen.
2. An irritating asian girl, who rocks Ice Man's world!

Dr. Choo! Dr. Choo! Where would all the questions come from without YOU?!

Choo by Kiko February 3, 2004

varul 

1. One who lacks good judgement, or understanding.
2. One who has been duped.
3. An idiot.
4. One who acts unwisely.

"That varul couldn't pilot his way out of a wet paper bag."
"I was made to look as a true varul!"
"Don't expect anything out of THAT big varul!"
"What a varulish decision it was to leave my wife!"

varul by Kiko February 3, 2004

Koto

1. A Japanese musical instrument with silk strings.
2. Hoyo?

Koto: What you talking.
*radio static*
Kiko: Thiis is my worst definition, to date!
*radio static*
Koto: Ipié!

Koto by Kiko February 3, 2004

Luolian 

1. Some...lady.
2. MORE LIKE FOO-OLIAN!

Kiko: "More like 'Foo-olian!" *guffaws*
Foo-olian: Hey...what?
Foo-olian: Shouldn't my name read "Luolian," at least in this little script?
Kiko: Sorry, FOO-OLIAN, I make the rules around here!
Foo-olian: Oh, so that's how it is.
Foo-olian: *starts to tell some inside joke, is interrupted by Kiko's hand slapping her face HARD*

Luolian by Kiko February 3, 2004

ya'ar 

Yes; affirmative.

Choo: So, that means they did?
Kiko: Ya'ar!

ya'ar by Kiko February 3, 2004

rectite 

A rectal rash.

Kiko: Never had rectite, meself!
Emi: Uso!
Kiko: Punch-o!

rectite by Kiko February 3, 2004

Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome 

A condition in which the affected individual(s) is anywhere from mildly amusing to very exciting to be around in real life, but has no apparent redeeming values on the internet; i.e. typing "lol," using "smilies," and acting as a tardus extremus in the matters of abbreviation, humor, and spelling.

Tommy: Brian seemed somewhat cool at the party last night, but when I talked to him online...
*flashback ensues*
Tommy FArtanyan: Hey, I just added you to my buddy list.
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: who is dis
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: o tommy rite/
Tommy FArtanyan: Are you drinking?
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: wat
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: r u ther
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: th3ere**
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: thrtr*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: godamnit lol
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: THREE*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: LMAO! THERE!
Tommy FArtanyan: G-gotta go!
Tommy FArtanyan signed off 12:30:22
*flashback ends*
Tommy: I guess the screen name he gave me should have given it away!
Kiko: CLASSIC case of Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome!
Tommy: ?
Kiko: *chomp*

Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome by Kiko February 3, 2004