Kieren and Grae's definitions

getting on my tits

To be really annoyed by someone or something and to express it in a funny exclamation

Usually used by men but I once heard a woman say it, much to my joy

Me: Fucking hell!!! Those gouranga idiots are really getting on my tits

by Kieren and Grae July 6, 2006

Christiano Ronaldo

A scapegoat for the fact that England were too shit in 2006 to win the World Cup. Nevermind the facts like Rooney stamping on someone's nuts, it was Ronaldo who ran over and spoke to the ref about it that cost England the game.

Oh and also forget the fact that Portugal defeated England in Euro 2004 in another penalty shoot out

Christiano Ronaldo came second in the young player of the 2006 World Cup

Defending for 45 minutes plus extra time with 10 men in football and holding on for penalties is a risky game- England got put out cause of it (oh and they're shit).

by Kieren and Grae July 7, 2006

emu

A large flightless bird

For all you Americans it's also produced e-mm-you and not e-moo, stupid Americans

It's EMU not emoo, you guys need to learn to speak

by Kieren and Grae July 8, 2006

Samuel L. Jackson

The most whored actor in film history, will appear in anything for the right amount of cash.

Will be in 90% of films being made by the time we get to 2010

"A film about Snakes... on a plane? You bet your mother fuckin' ass I'll be in that"

"A film about aliens who blow up the planet, fix it to blow it up again then fuck us all in the ass and I'll love it? I'm not sure...

You'll pay me 10 million dollars to be in it?! Sign me up nigga!"

All quotes I overheard Samuel L. Jackson say them

by Kieren and Grae July 22, 2006

Archbishop of Banterbury

Someone who has impressed with their Banter on a regular basis can be referred to as this term for the king ding of Banter, someone who is above all others when it comes to Bantering

You know what, it's about time that we ordained you as the Archbishop of Banterbury

by Kieren and Grae August 26, 2008