Kieren and Grae's definitions

Reign of fire

Easily the worst film ever produced, they managed to take something as cool as dragons taking over the world and completely shat ALL over it in the piss take that is this film.

I've put a few examples which may well be wrong but the film rotted my brain so much it's hard to express how crap it is

1.Somehow American people in Reign of Fire manage to fly a few helicopters across the ocean not only without explaining how they manage to fly that distance but also without being owned by the dragons

2.They miss the point entirely by having the dragons only eating ASH instead of people

3.The allstar american dragonslayers who skydive are munched up pretty rapidly, surely these supermen would've been trained a bit better or realise how stupid it is to jump right out the sky at a dragon

by Kieren and Grae July 3, 2006

gassed

Yet another Scottish word for drunk, we have loads

"fuck me I am pure gassed like"

by Kieren and Grae July 1, 2006

Celtic

Made the Uefa cup final in 2003 and somehow managed to take 50,000,000 fans along. Awarded the fair play award for no arrests and also won the nobel prize for turning 30,000 people into 50,000,000 using a device now known as the Seville Calculator.

I challenge you to find a Celtic fan who wasn't in Seville

Typical Celtic fan

"I was in Seville"

by Kieren and Grae July 1, 2006

rainbow drops

small drops of ricey sugary goodness

Mmm I love rainbow drops

by Kieren and Grae June 26, 2006

emu

A large flightless bird

For all you Americans it's also produced e-mm-you and not e-moo, stupid Americans

It's EMU not emoo, you guys need to learn to speak

by Kieren and Grae July 8, 2006