Definitions by Kieren and Grae

pished 

Yet another word from Scottish people for drunk, we have millions

"ach man, I'm well pished"

pished by Kieren and Grae July 1, 2006

gassed 

Yet another Scottish word for drunk, we have loads

"fuck me I am pure gassed like"

gassed by Kieren and Grae July 1, 2006

dunfermline 

Dunfermline, aka dumpfermline in fifer scum land, home of the biggest majority of scumbags in the whole of Scotland, yet to discover washing and soap. They will never go anywhere and their shitty wee pish fitbaw team will soon go bust

1. I spent my £10 a week keep money on a ticket to see Dunfermline get pumped - again

2. Soap? Nah I use mud

dunfermline by Kieren and Grae June 30, 2006

minge monster 

Small creature that lives in the minge and can often lead to STDs or bite your boaby off when entering the minge

1.Oh my god that girl I had last night had a huge minge monster in her cunt, I better go get checked out

2. I lost my boaby last night to a minge monster

minge monster by Kieren and Grae June 26, 2006

rainbow drops 

small drops of ricey sugary goodness

Mmm I love rainbow drops

rainbow drops by Kieren and Grae June 26, 2006