Kieren and Grae's definitions

emu

A large flightless bird

For all you Americans it's also produced e-mm-you and not e-moo, stupid Americans

It's EMU not emoo, you guys need to learn to speak

by Kieren and Grae July 8, 2006

rainbow drops

small drops of ricey sugary goodness

Mmm I love rainbow drops

by Kieren and Grae June 26, 2006

tim henman

A sportsman who was always good and was top 10 in the world for a very long time. Despite the medias effort to will him on to win Wimbledon he never could quite manage it, this meant that the media would no doubt slate him when he was eliminated from any major tournament.

A testimony to the British spirit to keep on trying but despite being in the top 10 players of the world for a very long time, that simply isn't good enough for the majority of the British public who take great joy in seeing him fail.

Tim Henman will NEVER win wimbledon and the British media will ALWAYS support him then laugh at him when he fails like the evil shits they are

by Kieren and Grae July 2, 2006

Wayne Rooney

A very talented football player that will never ever be able to control his temper or his love of shagging old grannies

Wayne Rooney stamped on Carvalho's nuts and essentially got England put out of the 2006 world cup, much to my delight

by Kieren and Grae July 2, 2006

wimbledon

A big tennis tournament that Tim Henman will never win and will always have to put up with the shit of being good but not good enough for the British people

"Aw fuck- I lost in the quarter final of wimbledon, now the English people will be on my fucking back again"

a made up quote from Tim Henman

by Kieren and Grae July 2, 2006