19 definitions by Kieren and Grae
A big tennis tournament that Tim Henman will never win and will always have to put up with the shit of being good but not good enough for the British people
"Aw fuck- I lost in the quarter final of wimbledon, now the English people will be on my fucking back again"
a made up quote from Tim Henman
a made up quote from Tim Henman
by Kieren and Grae July 2, 2006
A scapegoat for the fact that England were too shit in 2006 to win the World Cup. Nevermind the facts like Rooney stamping on someone's nuts, it was Ronaldo who ran over and spoke to the ref about it that cost England the game.
Oh and also forget the fact that Portugal defeated England in Euro 2004 in another penalty shoot out
Oh and also forget the fact that Portugal defeated England in Euro 2004 in another penalty shoot out
Christiano Ronaldo came second in the young player of the 2006 World Cup
Defending for 45 minutes plus extra time with 10 men in football and holding on for penalties is a risky game- England got put out cause of it (oh and they're shit).
Defending for 45 minutes plus extra time with 10 men in football and holding on for penalties is a risky game- England got put out cause of it (oh and they're shit).
by Kieren and Grae July 7, 2006
The most whored actor in film history, will appear in anything for the right amount of cash.
Will be in 90% of films being made by the time we get to 2010
Will be in 90% of films being made by the time we get to 2010
"A film about Snakes... on a plane? You bet your mother fuckin' ass I'll be in that"
"A film about aliens who blow up the planet, fix it to blow it up again then fuck us all in the ass and I'll love it? I'm not sure...
You'll pay me 10 million dollars to be in it?! Sign me up nigga!"
All quotes I overheard Samuel L. Jackson say them
"A film about aliens who blow up the planet, fix it to blow it up again then fuck us all in the ass and I'll love it? I'm not sure...
You'll pay me 10 million dollars to be in it?! Sign me up nigga!"
All quotes I overheard Samuel L. Jackson say them
by Kieren and Grae July 22, 2006
A large flightless bird
For all you Americans it's also produced e-mm-you and not e-moo, stupid Americans
For all you Americans it's also produced e-mm-you and not e-moo, stupid Americans
by Kieren and Grae July 8, 2006
Someone who has impressed with their Banter on a regular basis can be referred to as this term for the king ding of Banter, someone who is above all others when it comes to Bantering
by Kieren and Grae July 30, 2008
Easily the worst film ever produced, they managed to take something as cool as dragons taking over the world and completely shat ALL over it in the piss take that is this film.
I've put a few examples which may well be wrong but the film rotted my brain so much it's hard to express how crap it is
I've put a few examples which may well be wrong but the film rotted my brain so much it's hard to express how crap it is
1.Somehow American people in Reign of Fire manage to fly a few helicopters across the ocean not only without explaining how they manage to fly that distance but also without being owned by the dragons
2.They miss the point entirely by having the dragons only eating ASH instead of people
3.The allstar american dragonslayers who skydive are munched up pretty rapidly, surely these supermen would've been trained a bit better or realise how stupid it is to jump right out the sky at a dragon
2.They miss the point entirely by having the dragons only eating ASH instead of people
3.The allstar american dragonslayers who skydive are munched up pretty rapidly, surely these supermen would've been trained a bit better or realise how stupid it is to jump right out the sky at a dragon
by Kieren and Grae July 4, 2006
A sportsman who was always good and was top 10 in the world for a very long time. Despite the medias effort to will him on to win Wimbledon he never could quite manage it, this meant that the media would no doubt slate him when he was eliminated from any major tournament.
A testimony to the British spirit to keep on trying but despite being in the top 10 players of the world for a very long time, that simply isn't good enough for the majority of the British public who take great joy in seeing him fail.
A testimony to the British spirit to keep on trying but despite being in the top 10 players of the world for a very long time, that simply isn't good enough for the majority of the British public who take great joy in seeing him fail.
Tim Henman will NEVER win wimbledon and the British media will ALWAYS support him then laugh at him when he fails like the evil shits they are
by Kieren and Grae July 2, 2006