Kidswillbekids's definitions

Mumble rap

The opposite of lyrical rap. Kids age 12 and under love mumble rap. Everyone else 13 or older hates it.

Mumble rap is for 10 year olds don’t listen to it.

by Kidswillbekids January 16, 2020

Bohemian Rhapsody

Ask someone if they’ve heard of this legendary song if they don’t know what it is slap them

George: Bohemian Rhapsody is the best song ever!
Aaron: what’s Bohemian Rhapsody?
George: are you serious bruh?
Aaron: what I don’t know wh...
George: *slap*
Aaron: ouch! What the fuck was that for?
George: not knowing what Bohemian Rhapsody is

by Kidswillbekids July 29, 2019

Russell Wilson

The quarterback for the Seattle Seahawks who fucked up in super bowl xlix by throwing an interception instead of handing it off to Marshawn Lynch.

Seattle native: Were about to win this game
New England Native: ok and if the Patriots win, then you owe me one hundred grand.
Seattle Native: ok not worried about it.
*Throws the interception*
Seattle native: Russell Wilson what the fuck bruh?
New England Native: wooooooooooo lets go!!!!!!

by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019

Right

A direction used to confuse people (you’ll understand when you read the sentence below)

Richard (driving a car): so do I turn left?
Frank: right
Richard: ok
Richard *turns right*
Frank: Richard, what are you doing? You were supposed to turn left!
Richard: no, you said right
Frank: no, I meant like you’re right
Richard: well why didn’t you say correct?

by Kidswillbekids October 17, 2019

LeBron James

A basketball player that everyone wants to be

Mr. Smith: Little Jimmy, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Little Jimmy: I wanna be LeBron James!!!
Mr. Smith: That can’t happen.
Little Jimmy: Why not?
Mr. Smith: He’s already him.
Little Jimmy: nooooooooooo you crushed my dream.
Mr. Smith: but you can still go to the nba.
Little Jimmy: Ok!

by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019

In laws

When a married man visits his wife’s family and it feels like prison during the visit

Marcus: so I went to see my in laws with my wife
Harold: oh how was it?
Marcus: I never wanna go back

by Kidswillbekids May 16, 2019

Joel

A guy who has a lot to be proud of. He’s tall, strong, handsome, pimpin and just about anyone (boys and girls) will be all over him! Joel is also great at dodgeball and won’t ever fail a fitness test! Maybe that’s why he’s so strong!

Maria: holy shit that guy is so damn hot!
Ashley: oh yeah that’s Joel! He’s great!

by Kidswillbekids December 22, 2019