Kidswillbekids's definitions

Keegan

Even though he jacks off he’s still the funniest guy in the world

Keegan is very funny
Even though he beats his meat

by Kidswillbekids September 25, 2019

Church

Another word for prison

The other day I got sentenced to every Sunday at church until I move out of my parents house

by Kidswillbekids May 8, 2019

Trump

An orange president

If you eat too many carrots, you'll turn orange just like Donald Trump

by Kidswillbekids March 30, 2019

Mask off

How Future says Jack off

In future’s 2017 hit mask off, every time he says mask off he means jack off

by Kidswillbekids April 14, 2020

Italian sausage

A giant boner long and stiff enough that one can see it poking their pants

Jake: Harry, you have an Italian sausage
Henry: What?
Jake: yeah what’s that I see in your pants?
Henry: oh shit!!!

by Kidswillbekids July 12, 2019

Mumble rap

The opposite of lyrical rap. Kids age 12 and under love mumble rap. Everyone else 13 or older hates it.

Mumble rap is for 10 year olds don’t listen to it.

by Kidswillbekids January 16, 2020

Shawty

The key word to asking out a girl

Boy: hey yo shawty, do you wanna go to the movies with me?
Girl: YES!!!

by Kidswillbekids March 26, 2019