Kidswillbekids's definitions

Milk the cow

To suck titties

This morning I couldn’t get over my girl’s boobies so I had to milk the cow

by Kidswillbekids May 31, 2019

Drake

A Canadian rapper who started from the bottom and used to call you on your cell phone

Drake apparently used to call me on my cell phone, now he calls me on my iPhone 7

by Kidswillbekids May 28, 2019

Dominos

The greatest pizza place EVER!

Bill: hey baby where do you wanna eat tonight?
Baby: Uhhh... Dominos!
Bill: HELL YEAH!!!

by Kidswillbekids April 28, 2019

Joel

A guy who has a lot to be proud of. He’s tall, strong, handsome, pimpin and just about anyone (boys and girls) will be all over him! Joel is also great at dodgeball and won’t ever fail a fitness test! Maybe that’s why he’s so strong!

Maria: holy shit that guy is so damn hot!
Ashley: oh yeah that’s Joel! He’s great!

by Kidswillbekids December 22, 2019

Lois Griffin

The mom in family guy who is loved by everybody except Stewie

Lois Griffin: hi Stewie how are you?
Stewie Griffin: shut up woman!

by Kidswillbekids May 31, 2020

Roberto Nevilis

The Nigga who invented homework

Roberto Nevilis made this world so damn painful for inventing homework that stupid teachers should know that nobody is gonna do that shit! Damn sleeping on rusty spikes seems way less painful!

by Kidswillbekids April 21, 2020

Is the earth flat?

We KNOW the answer. No, the earth is not flat, it’s round like a ball, and anyone who asks that question is retarded as fuck.

Aaron: hey Matt, is the earth flat?
Matt: bruh
Aaron: ok, I’ll ask someone else.
Aaron: hey David, is the earth flat?
David: shut the fuck up!
Aaron: it’s either yes or no
Aaron: Mason, my man, is the earth flat?
Mason: no
Aaron: man they’re horrible liars

by Kidswillbekids October 29, 2019