Kidswillbekids's definitions

Drake

A Canadian rapper who started from the bottom and used to call you on your cell phone

Drake apparently used to call me on my cell phone, now he calls me on my iPhone 7

by Kidswillbekids May 28, 2019

365

The amount of long days in a long year

Johnny: There are soooo many days in a month
Smart Ass: oh really? How many?
Johnny: 365
Smart Ass: no ass hole! That’s the amount of days in a year.

by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019

Math

The worst subject ever

Without math, this world would be a lot more peaceful

by Kidswillbekids May 16, 2019

Beyoncé

A singer that everyone has heard of

Doug: did you see Beyoncé at the grammy’s last night?
Clay: who is Beyoncé?
Doug: how do you not know who the fuck Beyoncé is???

by Kidswillbekids April 20, 2019

Dominos

The greatest pizza place EVER!

Bill: hey baby where do you wanna eat tonight?
Baby: Uhhh... Dominos!
Bill: HELL YEAH!!!

by Kidswillbekids April 28, 2019

Roberto Nevilis

The Nigga who invented homework

Roberto Nevilis made this world so damn painful for inventing homework that stupid teachers should know that nobody is gonna do that shit! Damn sleeping on rusty spikes seems way less painful!

by Kidswillbekids April 21, 2020

Is the earth flat?

We KNOW the answer. No, the earth is not flat, it’s round like a ball, and anyone who asks that question is retarded as fuck.

Aaron: hey Matt, is the earth flat?
Matt: bruh
Aaron: ok, I’ll ask someone else.
Aaron: hey David, is the earth flat?
David: shut the fuck up!
Aaron: it’s either yes or no
Aaron: Mason, my man, is the earth flat?
Mason: no
Aaron: man they’re horrible liars

by Kidswillbekids October 29, 2019