87 definitions by Kidswillbekids

Dick Pic

When a guy knows a girl is having a bad day so he sends her a picture of his own penis

Yo I know your grandma is having a bad day so I sent her a dick pic and now she feels way better

Bruh, what the fuck is wrong you?

by Kidswillbekids May 22, 2019

Mask off

How Future says Jack off

In future’s 2017 hit mask off, every time he says mask off he means jack off

by Kidswillbekids April 14, 2020

Beyoncé

A singer that everyone has heard of

Doug: did you see Beyoncé at the grammy’s last night?
Clay: who is Beyoncé?
Doug: how do you not know who the fuck Beyoncé is???

by Kidswillbekids April 20, 2019

Beyoncé

She’s damn sexy, has a fat ass, and asks you to move to the left

Beyoncé is a beaut

by Kidswillbekids October 5, 2019

Urban dictionary

Are you fucking serious???

Urban Dictionary ur on it

by Kidswillbekids May 18, 2019

LeBron James

A basketball player that everyone wants to be

Mr. Smith: Little Jimmy, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Little Jimmy: I wanna be LeBron James!!!
Mr. Smith: That can’t happen.
Little Jimmy: Why not?
Mr. Smith: He’s already him.
Little Jimmy: nooooooooooo you crushed my dream.
Mr. Smith: but you can still go to the nba.
Little Jimmy: Ok!

by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019

Broke

Me

I’m broke

by Kidswillbekids October 14, 2019