Procrastination

Looking up definitions on urban dictionary

What you’re doing right now is procrastination

by Kidswillbekids May 05, 2019

Is the earth flat?

We KNOW the answer. No, the earth is not flat, it’s round like a ball, and anyone who asks that question is retarded as fuck.

Aaron: hey Matt, is the earth flat?
Matt: bruh
Aaron: ok, I’ll ask someone else.
Aaron: hey David, is the earth flat?
David: shut the fuck up!
Aaron: it’s either yes or no
Aaron: Mason, my man, is the earth flat?
Mason: no
Aaron: man they’re horrible liars

by Kidswillbekids October 29, 2019

Roberto Nevilis

The Nigga who invented homework

Roberto Nevilis made this world so damn painful for inventing homework that stupid teachers should know that nobody is gonna do that shit! Damn sleeping on rusty spikes seems way less painful!

by Kidswillbekids April 21, 2020

Katy Perry

A singer that thinks ur so gay. But she’s the one that kissed a girl and liked it

Katy Perry: I kisses a girl I liked it
Katy Perry: ur so gay
Jan: but you’re the one that kissed a girl and liked it
Katy Perry: oh yeah

by Kidswillbekids April 20, 2019

Drake

A Canadian rapper who started from the bottom and used to call you on your cell phone

Drake apparently used to call me on my cell phone, now he calls me on my iPhone 7

by Kidswillbekids May 28, 2019

Ishaan

Someone hot steamy and sexy

Shawty: Who’s that he’s got me sweating
Shorty: aww that’s Ishaan he’s soooooo dreamy!

by Kidswillbekids April 01, 2019

Illuminati

Illuminati is a triangle with an eye. It’s also some sort of conspiracy theory. Oh, and it can be found on the back of the $1 bill

Illuminati confirmed

by Kidswillbekids October 14, 2019