Kidswillbekids's definitions

LeBron James

A basketball player that everyone wants to be

Mr. Smith: Little Jimmy, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Little Jimmy: I wanna be LeBron James!!!
Mr. Smith: That can’t happen.
Little Jimmy: Why not?
Mr. Smith: He’s already him.
Little Jimmy: nooooooooooo you crushed my dream.
Mr. Smith: but you can still go to the nba.
Little Jimmy: Ok!

by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019

Chocolate

Slang for poop

Tony: it smells so bad in here
Jeremy: hi
Tony: oh hey Jeremy what are you eating?
Jeremy: uhhh... chocolate
Tony: oh cool! Can I have some?
Jeremy: uhhh no
Tony: Please I’ll give you $10
Jeremy: uhhhh ffffine hhhhere yyyou gggo!
Tony: EWW THIS ISN’T CHOCOLATE!!!

by Kidswillbekids June 13, 2019

Taylor Swift

A female singer who sings about boyfriends

Jimmy: yo is that song about a boyfriend?
Timmy: yeah do you know who sings it?
Jimmy: is it Taylor Swift?
Timmy: yup
Jimmy: no shit

by Kidswillbekids April 25, 2019

Disappointment island

An island where high schoolers go after finals exams are over

After finals me and my entire high school went to disappointment island

by Kidswillbekids May 17, 2019

Hanukkah

Jewish Christmas

Hanukkah is the Jewish version of Christmas but it last 8 days

by Kidswillbekids October 14, 2019

Chinese

Just because someone is Asian doesn’t mean they’re Chinese

Jimmy: hey look at that Chinese guy
Harold: bruh, he’s been a friend of mine since 1st grade, his name is Jerry and his dad is Japanese and his mom is Korean

by Kidswillbekids July 29, 2019

The 1950’s

Probably the most innocent decade ever

The 1950’s were innocent

by Kidswillbekids June 23, 2019