Coronavirus

The longest lasting thing that was made in China

When will the Coronavirus end???

by Kidswillbekids May 24, 2020

Sorry!

A board game that teaches you how to be a dick

John: ok I got a three! (While moving the pawn) One, two, (knocks over the other pawn) Sorry!
Harry: damn it!!!

by Kidswillbekids December 20, 2019

Chocolate

Slang for poop

Tony: it smells so bad in here
Jeremy: hi
Tony: oh hey Jeremy what are you eating?
Jeremy: uhhh... chocolate
Tony: oh cool! Can I have some?
Jeremy: uhhh no
Tony: Please I’ll give you $10
Jeremy: uhhhh ffffine hhhhere yyyou gggo!
Tony: EWW THIS ISN’T CHOCOLATE!!!

by Kidswillbekids June 14, 2019

School

A concentration camp

Fuck school

by Kidswillbekids December 12, 2019

Chuck E. Cheese

The kid version of Las Vegas

Johnny is 7 and he gambled at Chuck E. Cheese

by Kidswillbekids April 20, 2019

Chuck E Cheese

A place where a kid can be a kid

Alex: daddy can I go to Chuck E Cheese
Daddy: nah man we’re going to the club
Alex: but daddy I’m only 7 years old I’m not old enough to go to the club. I wanna go to a place where a kid can be a kid.
Daddy: fine
Alex: YAAAAAAAAAY!

by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019

Shawty

The key word to asking out a girl

Boy: hey yo shawty, do you wanna go to the movies with me?
Girl: YES!!!

by Kidswillbekids March 26, 2019