Kidswillbekids's definitions

365

The amount of long days in a long year

Johnny: There are soooo many days in a month
Smart Ass: oh really? How many?
Johnny: 365
Smart Ass: no ass hole! That’s the amount of days in a year.

by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019

Mumble rap

The opposite of lyrical rap. Kids age 12 and under love mumble rap. Everyone else 13 or older hates it.

Mumble rap is for 10 year olds don’t listen to it.

by Kidswillbekids January 16, 2020

Trump

An orange president

If you eat too many carrots, you'll turn orange just like Donald Trump

by Kidswillbekids March 30, 2019

Italian sausage

A giant boner long and stiff enough that one can see it poking their pants

Jake: Harry, you have an Italian sausage
Henry: What?
Jake: yeah what’s that I see in your pants?
Henry: oh shit!!!

by Kidswillbekids July 12, 2019

Math

The worst subject ever

Without math, this world would be a lot more peaceful

by Kidswillbekids May 16, 2019

Ishaan

Someone hot steamy and sexy

Shawty: Who’s that he’s got me sweating
Shorty: aww that’s Ishaan he’s soooooo dreamy!

by Kidswillbekids April 1, 2019

Illuminati

Illuminati is a triangle with an eye. It’s also some sort of conspiracy theory. Oh, and it can be found on the back of the $1 bill

Illuminati confirmed

by Kidswillbekids October 14, 2019