10 definitions by KevinHughes21

an abandoned dildo or once pleasurable object that was replaced by a superior dildo or object.
I was looking for my old prom shoes deep in the attic when i opened a shoebox containing a dildorphan; my first and oh so magical.
by KevinHughes21 January 15, 2009
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A term for a person who hates others who are exeptionally good and successful at waiting until the last minute to accomplish tasks.
Carl studied two weeks before the final and got a B. Kevin, who is known to procrastinate, crammed the night before and got an A. Carl was so pissed off, and soon realized that he was being a Procrastihater (one who hates procrastinators).
by KevinHughes21 May 19, 2017
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When a person or group of people (usually those with lack of common sense, logic and reasoning) take obvious bait on social media and internet forums to express their unwanted and unwarranted opinions. A meaningless time consuming and time wasting thread (aka the trap) then ensues, which in turn produces entertainment for the rest of us!
After meticulously setting my trap line last night on Reddit, I woke up to find my troll trap had been triggered so I grabbed some popcorn and got comfortable 🍿.
by KevinHughes21 July 13, 2022
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An acronym used in the technology sector; usually humorous in nature, that hackers and computer savvy people generally use first, which eventually trickles down to the rest of us.
Consumer Device-Rendered Obsolete in Months (CD-ROM) is a pretty funny Hackronym!
by KevinHughes21 September 3, 2016
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I got back from the dispensery last night with some bud for my friends and received 420 Fives (High Fives) all around.
by KevinHughes21 May 19, 2017
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Tablet in one hand surfing Facebook while having your phone in the other on Instagram.
Look at Johnny Depp in the grips of a social media addiction, He is now to be called Edward Social Media Hands
by KevinHughes21 August 9, 2017
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When you 100% feel a poop coming on and you excuse yourself from an important task or meeting, only to be lied to by your asshole, turns out it was just some gas.
I missed a key issue when I got up from our national sales meeting only to be poop duped.
by KevinHughes21 September 3, 2016
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