Kevin N' Kyle and Company's definitions
Defenition 1: This word can replace a noun, if done correctly.
Defenition 2: If one can't think of a cool come back. This is the phrase to use.
Defenition 2: If one can't think of a cool come back. This is the phrase to use.
Guy 1: "Whoa! U made cool sound effects with that paper bag..."
Guy 2: "UR MOM makes cool sound effect!"
Guy 2: "UR MOM makes cool sound effect!"
by Kevin N' Kyle and Company May 1, 2005
Get the UR MOMmug. A phrase used for the wealthy. Only for the wealthy... you have to be rich to afford a yacht.
Simile Phrase: What ever floats your boat.
Simile Phrase: What ever floats your boat.
Rich girl: "I really want to get this 280,000 car, but I really like this 280,001 car... Well, I'll get the 280,001 car. I like it better than the 280,000 car..."
Other: "What ever floats your yacht."
Rich girl: "Well it can't be my money, cause it's heavy... idk. I'll have to ask my daddy.."
Other: "What ever floats your yacht."
Rich girl: "Well it can't be my money, cause it's heavy... idk. I'll have to ask my daddy.."
by Kevin N' Kyle and Company May 1, 2005
Get the whatever floats your yachtmug. Paleghostian- suffering from Paleghostianism also known as caucasian, white, pale, ghost, ect.
A person who suffers from Paleghostianism lacks the normal coloring due to the genetic factors. These people have some pigment, but not enough to be considered tan or highly colored.
They go to extreme measures and "try" to tan... some side effects to this prosedure is redness from first degree burn (sun burn), intense sensitivity, pealing, UV and UVA sensitivity, skin cancer and may cause death. Do not attempt this if you are allergic to the sun. (1/24165417643168764 of Paleghostians are highly (very much so) allergic to the sun.)
There are a few that do capture color and become tan (about 1/546) DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THE PEOPLE THAT SAY THEY'RE TAN, BUT THEY ARE REALLY RED! A way you can tell if someone actually got some sun is if it stays for long period of time. Not just have it for 3 days... Infact those people that are lucky enough to have sun catching skin might be so good in sun catching they become tanner than people who are naturally tan! Their next goal in life might be to become black...
If you suffer from Paleghostianism you do not suffer from hyper pigmentation. Only the tan and black suffer from this.
A person who suffers from Paleghostianism lacks the normal coloring due to the genetic factors. These people have some pigment, but not enough to be considered tan or highly colored.
They go to extreme measures and "try" to tan... some side effects to this prosedure is redness from first degree burn (sun burn), intense sensitivity, pealing, UV and UVA sensitivity, skin cancer and may cause death. Do not attempt this if you are allergic to the sun. (1/24165417643168764 of Paleghostians are highly (very much so) allergic to the sun.)
There are a few that do capture color and become tan (about 1/546) DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THE PEOPLE THAT SAY THEY'RE TAN, BUT THEY ARE REALLY RED! A way you can tell if someone actually got some sun is if it stays for long period of time. Not just have it for 3 days... Infact those people that are lucky enough to have sun catching skin might be so good in sun catching they become tanner than people who are naturally tan! Their next goal in life might be to become black...
If you suffer from Paleghostianism you do not suffer from hyper pigmentation. Only the tan and black suffer from this.
boy- "sooo what are you?"
girl- "i'm eurasian..."
boy- "i personally thought you were black..."
girl- "o..."
boy- "i'm white as fuck so people know what i am... i'm paleghostian."
girl- "i can tell."
girl- "i'm eurasian..."
boy- "i personally thought you were black..."
girl- "o..."
boy- "i'm white as fuck so people know what i am... i'm paleghostian."
girl- "i can tell."
by Kevin N' Kyle and Company July 8, 2005
Get the Paleghostianmug. ..::when you are the 'it' you are the rapist.
..::Instead of saying 'you're it' you say 'RAPE!'
..::Now that person is the 'rapist'
Where should be played: This game should normally be played in a pool. This is because, you are able to touch the ground, and more skin is showing which means MORE FUN!
Number of players: There has to be at least one guy and one girl, the more the better! But you have to have the same amount of guyz and girls to play fair. If you dont like to play fair... then...
Tip: you go after the one you like, have a crush on, your boyfriend/girlfriend (duh), or the hottest one there.
rules: you can tag in the water, under the water, around the pool, on the diving board, on a water slide, just anywhere near the pool. The person that gets tagged A LOT or gets the most points wins.
Points: You get points for tagging ppl in different places. Heres how the points are scored...
Scores:
Butt ( Y )= 10pts
boobs ( . Y . )= 25pts each
vagina/penis (no pic)/ 8==D = 100pts
*anywhere else on the body = 0 points
..::Instead of saying 'you're it' you say 'RAPE!'
..::Now that person is the 'rapist'
Where should be played: This game should normally be played in a pool. This is because, you are able to touch the ground, and more skin is showing which means MORE FUN!
Number of players: There has to be at least one guy and one girl, the more the better! But you have to have the same amount of guyz and girls to play fair. If you dont like to play fair... then...
Tip: you go after the one you like, have a crush on, your boyfriend/girlfriend (duh), or the hottest one there.
rules: you can tag in the water, under the water, around the pool, on the diving board, on a water slide, just anywhere near the pool. The person that gets tagged A LOT or gets the most points wins.
Points: You get points for tagging ppl in different places. Heres how the points are scored...
Scores:
Butt ( Y )= 10pts
boobs ( . Y . )= 25pts each
vagina/penis (no pic)/ 8==D = 100pts
*anywhere else on the body = 0 points
Tiffany "Let's play some rape tag..."
Jenny "omg Tiffany is the RAPIST!!!"
Tiffany "UR MOM's the rapist!"
Jenny ::swims::
Tiffany ::tags dude:: "RAPE!!!"
Dude "FUCK!"
Tiffany "That's what UR MOM said!" ::laughs::
Dude "I'm the rapist..."
Tiffany "That's what SHE said!"
Jenny "who said RAPE!?!"
Tiffany "UR MOM!"
Jenny "omg Tiffany is the RAPIST!!!"
Tiffany "UR MOM's the rapist!"
Jenny ::swims::
Tiffany ::tags dude:: "RAPE!!!"
Dude "FUCK!"
Tiffany "That's what UR MOM said!" ::laughs::
Dude "I'm the rapist..."
Tiffany "That's what SHE said!"
Jenny "who said RAPE!?!"
Tiffany "UR MOM!"
by Kevin N' Kyle and Company October 23, 2005
Get the Rape Tagmug. The container in which iPods are held. Resembles a brief case meets duffle bag... Nanos, minis, shuffles are now the new hip iPods therefore the traditional ancient iPods are in comparison, larger... much larger. Phat paqs are here to save the day, phat paqs keeps your ancient iPods in good safety. It assures the beholder that it will be okay, you will get your Nanos, minis or shuffles... someday...
Tiffany "hey do have a tampon?"
Nelly *girl* "no, I'm sorry I think Kelly has one though..." ::asking Kelly::
Kelly "yeah, one sec" ::gets duffle bag::
Tiffany "WHOA! is that a phat paq!?' *I need one for my iPod*
Kelly ::hand Tiff the tampon:: "what?"
Nelly ::roflmao::
Nelly *girl* "no, I'm sorry I think Kelly has one though..." ::asking Kelly::
Kelly "yeah, one sec" ::gets duffle bag::
Tiffany "WHOA! is that a phat paq!?' *I need one for my iPod*
Kelly ::hand Tiff the tampon:: "what?"
Nelly ::roflmao::
by Kevin N' Kyle and Company October 23, 2005
Get the Phat Paqmug. Thanks to Tom Anderson established in 2003 this widely used online profile have now become a person's life. A popular feature is the ability to assemble galleries of friends, with their photographs linking to their own pages. (As at many networking sites, MySpace members must receive permission from other members before adding them as friends, and sometimes "friendship" is no deeper than a brief e-mail exchange.)
Myspace has become the place for geeks/emos/scenesters/bands/preps and others alike to prove how they 'truly' are by informing others in the about me section. You add everyone from the guy you were too scared to talk to, to comment and say the unforgettable how are u? or watz up? question or the 'good' girl in school whose photos consist of the partially nude her. It is the ultimate ego booster, when people you don't know tell you “hey you got aim? Ur hot”
You over load the music section, naming every band you've heard of, as in... just heard of, not listened to. It is a competition of how many bands you can name and how many friends you can get in a given time. A way to test your popularity and flaunt it by saying to your friends the next day in school "So I got 27 friend requests yesterday" - "Well I got 87..." - "...oh....". Groups are also made to have similar people in one place where again they post bulletins, message each other, post pictures and add friends.
The term "whore" is for whoring, the way to advertise one's self or other's in bulletins. The repeating of ADD ME until it is noticed and praising one's self with 'I'm hot and I comment back' is just all game. Friendship is as deep as a rain puddle. Spamming or 'raping' comment boxes with ADD MEs are just as game as whoring.
Myspace was originally for bands to spread or share music, Tom was in a band, he came up with an idea and it was myspace.
Myspace has become the place for geeks/emos/scenesters/bands/preps and others alike to prove how they 'truly' are by informing others in the about me section. You add everyone from the guy you were too scared to talk to, to comment and say the unforgettable how are u? or watz up? question or the 'good' girl in school whose photos consist of the partially nude her. It is the ultimate ego booster, when people you don't know tell you “hey you got aim? Ur hot”
You over load the music section, naming every band you've heard of, as in... just heard of, not listened to. It is a competition of how many bands you can name and how many friends you can get in a given time. A way to test your popularity and flaunt it by saying to your friends the next day in school "So I got 27 friend requests yesterday" - "Well I got 87..." - "...oh....". Groups are also made to have similar people in one place where again they post bulletins, message each other, post pictures and add friends.
The term "whore" is for whoring, the way to advertise one's self or other's in bulletins. The repeating of ADD ME until it is noticed and praising one's self with 'I'm hot and I comment back' is just all game. Friendship is as deep as a rain puddle. Spamming or 'raping' comment boxes with ADD MEs are just as game as whoring.
Myspace was originally for bands to spread or share music, Tom was in a band, he came up with an idea and it was myspace.
::wakes up:: "I think I'll check my myspace"
"post this bulletin or you will die in 7 days!"
"omgeez, I hate you, ur hella gone off of my friends list..."
"what!? you don't know what a myspace is? what's wrong with you... EVERYONE knows what a myspace is..."
"post this bulletin or you will die in 7 days!"
"omgeez, I hate you, ur hella gone off of my friends list..."
"what!? you don't know what a myspace is? what's wrong with you... EVERYONE knows what a myspace is..."
by Kevin N' Kyle and Company December 28, 2005
Get the myspacemug. 1. A word which means dissent.(idk if i spelt that right, but anyways...)it's not too bad but it's not great, wonderful, amazing, out of this world either...
2. Second place.
3. This.
4. emo music.
5. A "B+" on your report card.(J to the K, that really pisses me off!)
2. Second place.
3. This.
4. emo music.
5. A "B+" on your report card.(J to the K, that really pisses me off!)
by Kevin N' Kyle and Company May 7, 2005
Get the dismug.