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Thanks to Tom Anderson established in 2003 this widely used online profile have now become a person's life. A popular feature is the ability to assemble galleries of friends, with their photographs linking to their own pages. (As at many networking sites, MySpace members must receive permission from other members before adding them as friends, and sometimes "friendship" is no deeper than a brief e-mail exchange.)
Myspace has become the place for geeks/emos/scenesters/bands/preps and others alike to prove how they 'truly' are by informing others in the about me section. You add everyone from the guy you were too scared to talk to, to comment and say the unforgettable how are u? or watz up? question or the 'good' girl in school whose photos consist of the partially nude her. It is the ultimate ego booster, when people you don't know tell you “hey you got aim? Ur hot”
You over load the music section, naming every band you've heard of, as in... just heard of, not listened to. It is a competition of how many bands you can name and how many friends you can get in a given time. A way to test your popularity and flaunt it by saying to your friends the next day in school "So I got 27 friend requests yesterday" - "Well I got 87..." - "...oh....". Groups are also made to have similar people in one place where again they post bulletins, message each other, post pictures and add friends.
The term "whore" is for whoring, the way to advertise one's self or other's in bulletins. The repeating of ADD ME until it is noticed and praising one's self with 'I'm hot and I comment back' is just all game. Friendship is as deep as a rain puddle. Spamming or 'raping' comment boxes with ADD MEs are just as game as whoring.
Myspace was originally for bands to spread or share music, Tom was in a band, he came up with an idea and it was myspace.
Myspace has become the place for geeks/emos/scenesters/bands/preps and others alike to prove how they 'truly' are by informing others in the about me section. You add everyone from the guy you were too scared to talk to, to comment and say the unforgettable how are u? or watz up? question or the 'good' girl in school whose photos consist of the partially nude her. It is the ultimate ego booster, when people you don't know tell you “hey you got aim? Ur hot”
You over load the music section, naming every band you've heard of, as in... just heard of, not listened to. It is a competition of how many bands you can name and how many friends you can get in a given time. A way to test your popularity and flaunt it by saying to your friends the next day in school "So I got 27 friend requests yesterday" - "Well I got 87..." - "...oh....". Groups are also made to have similar people in one place where again they post bulletins, message each other, post pictures and add friends.
The term "whore" is for whoring, the way to advertise one's self or other's in bulletins. The repeating of ADD ME until it is noticed and praising one's self with 'I'm hot and I comment back' is just all game. Friendship is as deep as a rain puddle. Spamming or 'raping' comment boxes with ADD MEs are just as game as whoring.
Myspace was originally for bands to spread or share music, Tom was in a band, he came up with an idea and it was myspace.
::wakes up:: "I think I'll check my myspace"
"post this bulletin or you will die in 7 days!"
"omgeez, I hate you, ur hella gone off of my friends list..."
"what!? you don't know what a myspace is? what's wrong with you... EVERYONE knows what a myspace is..."
"post this bulletin or you will die in 7 days!"
"omgeez, I hate you, ur hella gone off of my friends list..."
"what!? you don't know what a myspace is? what's wrong with you... EVERYONE knows what a myspace is..."
by Kevin N' Kyle and Company December 28, 2005
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...to be continued
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*runs away*
...to be continued
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Where should be played: This game should normally be played in a pool. This is because, you are able to touch the ground, and more skin is showing which means MORE FUN!
Number of players: There has to be at least one guy and one girl, the more the better! But you have to have the same amount of guyz and girls to play fair. If you dont like to play fair... then...
Tip: you go after the one you like, have a crush on, your boyfriend/girlfriend (duh), or the hottest one there.
rules: you can tag in the water, under the water, around the pool, on the diving board, on a water slide, just anywhere near the pool. The person that gets tagged A LOT or gets the most points wins.
Points: You get points for tagging ppl in different places. Heres how the points are scored...
Scores:
Butt ( Y )= 10pts
boobs ( . Y . )= 25pts each
vagina/penis (no pic)/ 8==D = 100pts
*anywhere else on the body = 0 points
..::Instead of saying 'you're it' you say 'RAPE!'
..::Now that person is the 'rapist'
Where should be played: This game should normally be played in a pool. This is because, you are able to touch the ground, and more skin is showing which means MORE FUN!
Number of players: There has to be at least one guy and one girl, the more the better! But you have to have the same amount of guyz and girls to play fair. If you dont like to play fair... then...
Tip: you go after the one you like, have a crush on, your boyfriend/girlfriend (duh), or the hottest one there.
rules: you can tag in the water, under the water, around the pool, on the diving board, on a water slide, just anywhere near the pool. The person that gets tagged A LOT or gets the most points wins.
Points: You get points for tagging ppl in different places. Heres how the points are scored...
Scores:
Butt ( Y )= 10pts
boobs ( . Y . )= 25pts each
vagina/penis (no pic)/ 8==D = 100pts
*anywhere else on the body = 0 points
Tiffany "Let's play some rape tag..."
Jenny "omg Tiffany is the RAPIST!!!"
Tiffany "UR MOM's the rapist!"
Jenny ::swims::
Tiffany ::tags dude:: "RAPE!!!"
Dude "FUCK!"
Tiffany "That's what UR MOM said!" ::laughs::
Dude "I'm the rapist..."
Tiffany "That's what SHE said!"
Jenny "who said RAPE!?!"
Tiffany "UR MOM!"
Jenny "omg Tiffany is the RAPIST!!!"
Tiffany "UR MOM's the rapist!"
Jenny ::swims::
Tiffany ::tags dude:: "RAPE!!!"
Dude "FUCK!"
Tiffany "That's what UR MOM said!" ::laughs::
Dude "I'm the rapist..."
Tiffany "That's what SHE said!"
Jenny "who said RAPE!?!"
Tiffany "UR MOM!"
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