Kev23's definitions

road runner

An Internet Service Provider that services most of the United States and even parts of Newfound Land. Like AOL and Earthlink, Road Runner is owned by the evil giant corporation Time Warner. Most of its customers are not bright enough to know how to use their own Internet service and end up calling Internet Technicians like myself.

Man I got this Road Runner thing cause my friend said it was the cool thing to do. I have no idea what it does though. Instead of learning myself, Im going to be a lazy fool and call Technical Support.
*Bong* Time Warner Jackson *Bong*

by Kev23 September 28, 2005

Desk Jockey

Someone who has a shitty job and is stuck behind a desk and a computer all day long.

Converygs is desk jockey central! Friends dont let friends work at Convergys!

by Kev23 September 11, 2005

Sunfire

Piece of crap car made by General Motors to attract college students with little or no money (or mom and dad's money) and also 20 year old moms and dads (also with little to no money) looking to start a family. They decide buy a cheap car that is made with cheap parts and breaks down on a regular basis thinking that they will be saving money, but after insurance and repair bills they will be spending more money than if they bought a solid, well manufactured, car. Any car that retails new for $12,000 CAN is obviously an example of poor quality manufacturing.

If you own a Sunfire you should sell it to your enemy.

by Kev23 October 10, 2005

Sperm Dumpster

A woman that is very easy to sleep with. A woman that has sex with anything that has a penis and a heart beat. Also see slut.

I needed some punani so I nailed that sperm dumpster Jessica.

by Kev23 September 20, 2005

Canadian

The best damn beer this country has to offer!

I had to wash that sick American beer down with a couple Molson Canadians.

by Kev23 October 10, 2005

road runner

One of the largest Internet Service Providers in the United States. Owned by Time Warner and affiliated with America Online and Earthlink. Technical support is outsourced to Convergys where agents like me have to talk to stupid people all day long who have no idea what their Internet connection is for.

Customer: I Broke my Road Runner!
Agent: What lights are on your modem
Customer: Standy Light!
Agent: Can you click on the 'Tools' Button, there should be a picture of you, because you are a tool!

by Kev23 September 24, 2005

RPS13

Nissan naming system used to identify a turbocharged 240sx/Silvia(S13) hatchback.
R = Hatchback
P = SR20DET
S13 = Chassis Code

I am preparing to swap an sr20det in my 240sx so I will have an RPS13!

by Kev23 October 1, 2005