Kev23's definitions

Sunfire

Piece of crap car made by General Motors to attract college students with little or no money (or mom and dad's money) and also 20 year old moms and dads (also with little to no money) looking to start a family. They decide buy a cheap car that is made with cheap parts and breaks down on a regular basis thinking that they will be saving money, but after insurance and repair bills they will be spending more money than if they bought a solid, well manufactured, car. Any car that retails new for $12,000 CAN is obviously an example of poor quality manufacturing.

If you own a Sunfire you should sell it to your enemy.

by Kev23 October 10, 2005

Canadian

The best damn beer this country has to offer!

I had to wash that sick American beer down with a couple Molson Canadians.

by Kev23 October 10, 2005

Sperm Dumpster

A woman that is very easy to sleep with. A woman that has sex with anything that has a penis and a heart beat. Also see slut.

I needed some punani so I nailed that sperm dumpster Jessica.

by Kev23 September 20, 2005

Homo

Stands for 'Honda Motorsports'

That guy drives a riced out Honda. What a Homo!

by Kev23 October 10, 2005

Desk Jockey

Someone who has a shitty job and is stuck behind a desk and a computer all day long.

Converygs is desk jockey central! Friends dont let friends work at Convergys!

by Kev23 September 11, 2005

LynxSis

A very screwed up way of spelling 'Linksys', a company that specializes in home networking devices.

Road Runner Customer: "Ya I have a Linkski router!"
Technician: "You mean a Linksys router"
Road Runner Customer: "ummm... ya!"
Technician: "Learn to read!"

LynxSis makes good routers!

by Kev23 October 1, 2005

road runner

One of the largest Internet Service Providers in the United States. Owned by Time Warner and affiliated with America Online and Earthlink. Technical support is outsourced to Convergys where agents like me have to talk to stupid people all day long who have no idea what their Internet connection is for.

Customer: I Broke my Road Runner!
Agent: What lights are on your modem
Customer: Standy Light!
Agent: Can you click on the 'Tools' Button, there should be a picture of you, because you are a tool!

by Kev23 September 24, 2005