Kev23's definitions

Homo

Stands for 'Honda Motorsports'

That guy drives a riced out Honda. What a Homo!

by Kev23 October 10, 2005

Sunfire

Piece of crap car made by General Motors to attract college students with little or no money (or mom and dad's money) and also 20 year old moms and dads (also with little to no money) looking to start a family. They decide buy a cheap car that is made with cheap parts and breaks down on a regular basis thinking that they will be saving money, but after insurance and repair bills they will be spending more money than if they bought a solid, well manufactured, car. Any car that retails new for $12,000 CAN is obviously an example of poor quality manufacturing.

If you own a Sunfire you should sell it to your enemy.

by Kev23 October 10, 2005

HP

Horsepower - The measurement of power an engine can produce. 1 horsepower is equal to 33,000 foot-pounds of work per minute.

Hewlett Packard - A shitty computer company that sells horrible computers to college kids with little or no money or computer knowledge.

House of Parliament - A building in the United Kingdom and a tasty barbeque sauce!

Hit Points - In gaming, the amount of life a character has.

Horsepower - My sr20det produces more horsepower than your car!

Hewlett Packard - I feel sorry for anyone who owns an HP.

House of Parliament - The house that I wish I lived in!

Hit Points - Most RPG games have characters whose life is based on the amount of hit points he/she has.

by Kev23 October 10, 2005

Canadian

The best damn beer this country has to offer!

I had to wash that sick American beer down with a couple Molson Canadians.

by Kev23 October 10, 2005

LynxSis

A very screwed up way of spelling 'Linksys', a company that specializes in home networking devices.

Road Runner Customer: "Ya I have a Linkski router!"
Technician: "You mean a Linksys router"
Road Runner Customer: "ummm... ya!"
Technician: "Learn to read!"

LynxSis makes good routers!

by Kev23 October 1, 2005

RPS13

Nissan naming system used to identify a turbocharged 240sx/Silvia(S13) hatchback.
R = Hatchback
P = SR20DET
S13 = Chassis Code

I am preparing to swap an sr20det in my 240sx so I will have an RPS13!

by Kev23 October 1, 2005

road runner

An Internet Service Provider that services most of the United States and even parts of Newfound Land. Like AOL and Earthlink, Road Runner is owned by the evil giant corporation Time Warner. Most of its customers are not bright enough to know how to use their own Internet service and end up calling Internet Technicians like myself.

Man I got this Road Runner thing cause my friend said it was the cool thing to do. I have no idea what it does though. Instead of learning myself, Im going to be a lazy fool and call Technical Support.
*Bong* Time Warner Jackson *Bong*

by Kev23 September 28, 2005