Kerb's definitions

spike

To hammer nails into a tree trunk, as an ecological activist would, to protect the tree from being felled by loggers.

The eco warrior spiked 150 trees today.

by Kerb November 27, 2004

dalek

To.speak.in.a.ro.bot.ic.vo.i.ice.
Like.a.cy.bo.org.
They.do.not.like.oorg.gaan.ic.be.eings.

Dalek: Ex.te.er.mi.naa.ate!!!
Doc.toor.Who.is.a.waa.ank.ke.er!!!
(Emit beam of x-ray lazer)
Nearest human becomes toast.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

faux pas

A major breach of etiquette. In other words a social blunder.

Girl: Can I play the guitar next to Keith in church?
Boy (loudly so that every churchgoer in the congregattion can hear): So you fancy him them?
Now, my boy, that is a faux pas.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

cuntstubble

Noun: A police woman who shaves her pubes.

There is a rumour going around in the police station canteen, that Inspector Jones is a cunstubble.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

doughnut

A circle of rubber left by cars and motorbikes as they smoke their tyres in a circle.

John made a doughnut with his car at the supermarket car park.

by Kerb November 27, 2004

bird cage

A shelf, or part of a shelf, in a supermarket, where reduced goods are displayed.

So called because they are going "cheep cheep"!

Customer Service Assistant: "Madam, you'll find baked beans going cheep for 5c a can, the bird cage"

Customer: "Bird cage?"

CSA: "Because its going cheep cheap!"

by Kerb November 27, 2004