Kerb's definitions

buddy

An experienced employee, paired up to a new recruit in large companies, such as supermarkets, such that the trainee can ask stupid questions and not bother the personnel officer with.

An uncool corporate word for "mentor".

Hey Buddy, where is the toilet? what does this notice mean? where is the duck pate? How do I use this stocktaking gizmo?

by Kerb November 28, 2004

urbandictionary

An online dictionary, editable by users, esp. youths, Americans, and people who have a sense of humour.

Unfortunately frequented by posers, mis-spellers, graffitti artists, wannabe trolls, thereby attracting quality controllers to clean the sh*t off the dictionary.

Quality controllers are legally entitled to remove racist, obscene, libellious material off Urbandictionary, as well as material that might be in breach of copyright.

by Kerb November 1, 2006

dalek

To.speak.in.a.ro.bot.ic.vo.i.ice.
Like.a.cy.bo.org.
They.do.not.like.oorg.gaan.ic.be.eings.

Dalek: Ex.te.er.mi.naa.ate!!!
Doc.toor.Who.is.a.waa.ank.ke.er!!!
(Emit beam of x-ray lazer)
Nearest human becomes toast.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

cuntstubble

Noun: A police woman who shaves her pubes.

There is a rumour going around in the police station canteen, that Inspector Jones is a cunstubble.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

doughnut

A circle of rubber left by cars and motorbikes as they smoke their tyres in a circle.

John made a doughnut with his car at the supermarket car park.

by Kerb November 27, 2004

easy rider

1. A male who shags every woman. The complementary opposite of a bike.

2. A lesbian with a strap-on, riding a woman.

Cant find love? Go see Roland, the factory's easy rider!

by Kerb November 29, 2004