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A dance, usu. in a disco where one turns his or her body round at high speed. Harder than it looks, but possible with practice and wearing smooth soled shoes on a wooden dance floor.
If you stumble or go off balance you tumble off at an angle bumping into other dancers = uber + uncool
If you can rotate smoothly three times, and come to a graceful stop at the same spot = cool + sometimes pull
If you stumble or go off balance you tumble off at an angle bumping into other dancers = uber + uncool
If you can rotate smoothly three times, and come to a graceful stop at the same spot = cool + sometimes pull
John could not spin and can only freak at the disco, whereas Jerry could spin and pull lots of chicks.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
Get the spin mug.A word that contains all 5 vowels of a, e, i, o, & u, in order.
If y is used as a vowel, then it can be appended, abstemiously.
If y is used as a vowel, then it can be appended, abstemiously.
Man doing crossword, was puzzled by a 10 letter word a---e-iou-. He paused, and then his face lit up.
"Ah yes! Abstemious."
"Ah yes! Abstemious."
by Kerb December 8, 2004
Get the abstemious mug.A convenience store, especially in twee Home County villages, such as Lindfield, that thinks its a haute cuisine delicatessen.
by Kerb November 27, 2004
Get the somerfield mug.Dalek: Ex.te.er.mi.naa.ate!!!
Doc.toor.Who.is.a.waa.ank.ke.er!!!
(Emit beam of x-ray lazer)
Nearest human becomes toast.
Doc.toor.Who.is.a.waa.ank.ke.er!!!
(Emit beam of x-ray lazer)
Nearest human becomes toast.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
Get the dalek mug.A so-called hostess bar, with names like "Pink Pussy House", where a ugly skanky whore stands in the doorway attempting to attract the attention of a mark.
The mark, should he be seduced by "porno film showing" or "live sex right now", is charged £5 entry fee, and is led into the bar.
The bar is a badly decorated room, usually empty, with cheap tables, and reggae music playing in the background. The front girl returns to the front door.
An equally trashy ho waitress brings the mark a menu advertising a pint of beer for £4, glass of champagne for £10, basically drinks at double the local pub prices.
Mark buys pint of beer for £4, but get served a glass of watered down piss.
A large male then presents him with a bill for anything between £100-£500, depending on how rich Mark look.
If the mark haven't the cash on him, a second large male suddenly appear out of nowhere, and the two large men escorts the mark to the nearest cash machine, so that the mark can withdraw the cash.
They may not explicitly threaten violence, but look hard enough so as too discourage Mark not to mess about with them.
There are several in London. After ripped off tourists complain to Westminster Office of Fair Trading, an official accompanied by a vanload of police officers close down the place.
Magically, a few days later, another so-called hostess bar reopens under a new name, run by the same outfit.
The mark, should he be seduced by "porno film showing" or "live sex right now", is charged £5 entry fee, and is led into the bar.
The bar is a badly decorated room, usually empty, with cheap tables, and reggae music playing in the background. The front girl returns to the front door.
An equally trashy ho waitress brings the mark a menu advertising a pint of beer for £4, glass of champagne for £10, basically drinks at double the local pub prices.
Mark buys pint of beer for £4, but get served a glass of watered down piss.
A large male then presents him with a bill for anything between £100-£500, depending on how rich Mark look.
If the mark haven't the cash on him, a second large male suddenly appear out of nowhere, and the two large men escorts the mark to the nearest cash machine, so that the mark can withdraw the cash.
They may not explicitly threaten violence, but look hard enough so as too discourage Mark not to mess about with them.
There are several in London. After ripped off tourists complain to Westminster Office of Fair Trading, an official accompanied by a vanload of police officers close down the place.
Magically, a few days later, another so-called hostess bar reopens under a new name, run by the same outfit.
Mark entered a clip joint and left with £375 lighter, and with an intense desire to kill one of those filthy hos.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
Get the clip joint mug.1. A plant whose leaves are dried, fermented, mixed with hundreds of addictives incvluding freebase nicotine, than rolled (usu. by machine), packed, and retailed in licensed outlet.
2. Plant containing nicotine, a carcinogen. In other words, smoking tobacco can cause cancer and a slow and painful death.
3. A legal drug.
2. Plant containing nicotine, a carcinogen. In other words, smoking tobacco can cause cancer and a slow and painful death.
3. A legal drug.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
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