Kerb's definitions

moonwalk

Verb, a disco dance where one walks sliding backwards, but appear to be going forwards.

Michael is a good moonwalker.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

world wide web

Part of the Internet that is accessible to the general public by subscribing to Internet Service Providers (ISP).

Abbreviated to www.

My mother use AOL to access the World Wide Web.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

anorak

1. A fur coat garment, with hood, worn by Eskimos or Inuits.

2. A Western imitation of such garment, full of cheap insulating material, and lined with fake fur.

3. Garments worn by trainspotters, etc.

4. Train spotters, plane spotters, pylon spotters, bus spotters, mail van spotters, hearse spotters, Formula 1 spotters, 666 spotters, etc.

My name is John and I am an anorak. I am physically and psychologically addicted to spotting.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

somerfield

A convenience store, especially in twee Home County villages, such as Lindfield, that thinks its a haute cuisine delicatessen.

One can buy duck pate at Somerfield.

by Kerb November 27, 2004

abstemious

A word that contains all 5 vowels of a, e, i, o, & u, in order.

If y is used as a vowel, then it can be appended, abstemiously.

Man doing crossword, was puzzled by a 10 letter word a---e-iou-. He paused, and then his face lit up.
"Ah yes! Abstemious."

by Kerb December 8, 2004

doughnut

A circle of rubber left by cars and motorbikes as they smoke their tyres in a circle.

John made a doughnut with his car at the supermarket car park.

by Kerb November 27, 2004