uncool

To try to be cool, and fail and be an embarrassment to people nearby, or end up looking like a right pillock.

I saw this Secretary of State, whazzizname, try to entertain some foreign generals by rapping, it was on telly, and he was uncool.

by Kerb November 27, 2004

Bodypopping

A dance orginating in the 1980's where the joints of the body move in a sequence along the arms, torso, legs, so a wave appears to travel along the body.

Trevor won the international Bodypopping Contest this year.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

bird legs

Noun: Legs, usu. female, that are so thin that they resemble legs on birds.

My girlfriend is skinny and has bird legs.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

pink elephant

What one sees when going cold turkey from alcohol addiction.

The wino dried up and saw some pink elephants today.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

buddy

An experienced employee, paired up to a new recruit in large companies, such as supermarkets, such that the trainee can ask stupid questions and not bother the personnel officer with.

An uncool corporate word for "mentor".

Hey Buddy, where is the toilet? what does this notice mean? where is the duck pate? How do I use this stocktaking gizmo?

by Kerb November 28, 2004

Intelligence

The ability to get high score on IQ tests.

Albert got an IQ of 150 and is therefore very intelligent.

by Kerb November 28, 2004