Kenthar's definitions

magic missile

One of the first, and weakest spells in Dungeons&Dragons and many an RPG

I wanna cast...Magic missile!
Why do you want to cast magic missile, there's nothing to attack here.
I...I'm attacking the darkness!

by Kenthar March 19, 2003

snork

Verb: to drink something and have it come out your nose because you're laughing so hard.

I told her a funny joke while she was drinking a soda and she snorked. Then I killed her for wasting good soda, and licked it up off the ground.

by Kenthar October 30, 2003

horned

The state of having giant, usually bone, thingamajigers coming out of your head. Not to be confused with horny.

Did you see the horned goat? It had horns!

by Kenthar February 24, 2004

artistic license

See poetic license.

They really are the same thing.

by Kenthar April 1, 2004

wunderbra

Either a misspelling of wunderbar, a generic German cheer, or wonderbra, a bra of mystery and...more mystery.

ETPlayer: Wunderbar!
L337D00D: Wonderbra!
AznSk8rBoy: RTFM!

by Kenthar March 20, 2004

blowholes

The REAL definition for blowholes is those things on whales' and dolphins' heads

Whales and dolphins have blowholes.

by Kenthar March 20, 2003

stutter

How you can tell when someone is lying, that is, if they don't have a chronic stutter problem.

I can tell you're lying, cuz when you're replying, you stutter, stutter, ss ss stutter, sutter...

by Kenthar October 14, 2003