Kenthar's definitions

magic missile

One of the first, and weakest spells in Dungeons&Dragons and many an RPG

I wanna cast...Magic missile!
Why do you want to cast magic missile, there's nothing to attack here.
I...I'm attacking the darkness!

by Kenthar March 19, 2003

snork

Verb: to drink something and have it come out your nose because you're laughing so hard.

I told her a funny joke while she was drinking a soda and she snorked. Then I killed her for wasting good soda, and licked it up off the ground.

by Kenthar October 30, 2003

horned

The state of having giant, usually bone, thingamajigers coming out of your head. Not to be confused with horny.

Did you see the horned goat? It had horns!

by Kenthar February 24, 2004

AFHV

America's Funniest Home Videos, the show where you get to see a studio full of people laugh at other people being castrated on video. Fun stuff.

Dude! Did you see that guy get run over by a truck, then got his nuts hit by a 100mph baseball?! ROOFLES!

by Kenthar October 1, 2003

impossible

1. Something that physically cannot be done in a specific situation.

2. An extremely difficult skateboarding trick, hence the name.

1. It's impossible to make a banana milkshake when you have no bananas.

2. Aznsk8rboi777: Hey dude, have you ever done an impossible?
Expert skater: What are you talking about? That's impossible.

by Kenthar April 13, 2004

catchall

1. Someone's last name
2. Where a baseball player, or team (though rarely), catches every ball hit to him.

1. John Catchall
2. The baseball game ended last night 26-0 with a catchall.

by Kenthar October 12, 2003

cannibal corpse

A really weird name for a zombie.

Human zombies eat human brains = cannibal

Zombies are animated corpses = corpse

Cannibal corpse

by Kenthar October 12, 2003