Ken's definitions

ashwini style

to skip first base, and go back afterwards, all within 20 minutes of alone time.

girl: LETs DO IT ASHWINI STYLE!

by ken April 23, 2005

Noahitis

The condition of not taking a shower for several days, and in the process trying to disprove commonly known facts such as the laws of physics. (What goes up must come down)

"You fat bastard. It must be the Noahitis that is rotting your brain out."

by Ken March 23, 2005

poopsocking

Defacating into a sock in order to avoid having to get up from your computer to use the toilet. Often utilized when playing online role playing games.

John was poopsocking all the way to level 60 this weekend.

by Ken March 14, 2005

dank

wet, damp, moist

I fiddled with her pussy till her panties were dank.

by ken March 24, 2003

all over it

" Have it covered " or Have the situation totally under control

"Man that was a great game of b-ball" " yeah, you were all over it"

by KEN July 27, 2003

eyesore

Ugly, hard on the eyes.

Since you painted your house electric pink it has become the eyesore of the neighbourhood.

by Ken November 29, 2002

Bag of Doughnuts

Wearing clothes that are messy, wrinkled or ripped/torn. Term given to someone who has a "Five O'clock shadow." Also, other name for a homeless person.

"God, I look like a Bag of Doughnuts, I have to shave and iron my clothes."

by Ken December 6, 2003