Ken's definitions

poopsocking

Defacating into a sock in order to avoid having to get up from your computer to use the toilet. Often utilized when playing online role playing games.

John was poopsocking all the way to level 60 this weekend.

by Ken March 14, 2005

dank

wet, damp, moist

I fiddled with her pussy till her panties were dank.

by ken March 24, 2003

hrl

hoodlums running loose. Hardcore thug gang from churchie.

if you fuck with hrl they will not bash you

by ken December 15, 2004

Seva

One Jacked russian!

As long as you never work out, and drink lotsa vodka...then u will become a Seva

by Ken October 14, 2003

direct lard injection

(n)

Acronym: DLI

A procedure for those who just cannot manage to gain weight. Often used by such famous stars as John Goodman to plump up for roles.

Side-effects: Massive weight gain, decreased sexual drive, increased awareness of mediocre coffee shops in the imediate vicinity.

I ate as many donuts and pies as possible, but I just can't put on the weight! I guess I'll have to go with a DLI or risk staying fit forever.

by Ken September 11, 2003

happy negro

a 4chan meme, the african american from bangbus.com, he is seen on 4chan in several picturesa and flashes.

"it happy negro, pedobear and cock mongler!"

by ken February 2, 2005

flerker

A male who exibits his erect penis
from the bushes.

Don,t go near those bushes, there,s a flerker in there.

by Ken March 26, 2004