Ken's definitions

pipper

Happy, in a good mood. Combination of "Perky" and "Chipper"

I'm feeling pipper now that you're here

by Ken May 21, 2003

ROBL

Rolling Over Bed Laughing

01:11:12 <Spastic> So like Autism sounds shit
01:11:23 <chopz> man why are you lookin at that
01:11:31 <Spastic> Cause there was some ad on the tv
01:11:33 <Spastic> Teh
01:11:39 <Spastic> And I felt bad for teh kid with autism
01:11:44 <Spastic> Cause he was like 18 years old
01:11:47 <Spastic> And playing magic cards
01:11:51 <Spastic> So he was kinda like Jon
01:11:56 <chopz> ROFL
01:12:09 <chopz> rolling around my bed laughing
01:12:13 <Spastic> ROBL

by Ken October 20, 2004

psp

Playstation Portable

A mediocre portable hand-held system. It hasn't been out yet, so I can't really judge this very accurately.

So far, there has been a couple of bugs on the PSP. There's one where the UMD disk flies out while you're playing and one where the disk reads error, but it should be fixed when it comes out. It plays graphics equal to the PS1. Also the battery life is EXTREMELY low.

You can play PSP games, music, and videos using Sony Mini-Disks that hold approximately 1.5 GB of space.

If you're going for games, go for DS, and Cloud, you cannot judge portable devices to consoles you fucking idiot.

by Ken January 13, 2005

fack

When abusing someone in the heat of the moment, you can't decide whether to call them a fag or a fuck. So you call them a fack.

Chopz: i hope hot chicks are provided as well as relivant materials. ie gloves
Ken: Gloves
Ken: WTF
Ken: YOU WEAK FACK

by Ken June 13, 2004

Schwing!

Said when a beautiful woman is seen. Onomatopoeia. Describing the sound of a sword being unsheathed. Phallic connotation.

Hoowie, look at her!! Schwing!

by Ken December 1, 2002

yada yada yada

skipping a part of a story that you dont want to tell.

I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner (i had the lopster bisk) we went up to his place, yada yada yada i never heard from him again.

by ken November 16, 2004

Turbo-Jerbo

1.Doing something very quickly. High Speed.
2.Extremely fast masturbation. Mostly done for fear of being caught.

Little Clarke drove Turbo-Jerbo because he was late for his therapy.

by ken March 29, 2006