Ken's definitions

fried chicken sundae

Like any other sundae, this particular dish has all the fixins of the stereotypical run of the mill sundae. The exception here is that in place of ice cream, you have a platter of fried chicken, preferably with no bones. In the fried chicken sundae, "fixins" or toppings are added much more liberally.

Horatio F. Christ: My my this is a drab meal, I do truly hope that dessert is much more profitable.
Darius L. Rucker: Don't worry my good man. . . we have. . . Fried Chicken Sundaes!!!
H.F.C.: QUITE GOOD MY FRIEND! Quite good indeed, for this you will get a raise. I love fried chicken sundaes more than my wife and kids.

by Ken December 14, 2004

Seva

A jacked Russian

As long as you never work-out, and you drink a lot of vodka, then you will become a Seva

by Ken October 14, 2003

Number 7

Adding heroin to cocaine before cooking it in a spoon with baking soda so it binds together into one rock.

I got right fucked up smoking number 7's last night but now I'm dopesick today.

by Ken November 29, 2002

Sellout

1. A word used by elitists and posers who want to make them or their band sound better.


2. A band/ Artist that becomes successful at what they do.

1. Fans of Slayer, Iron Madien, and any "real"punk band.



2. Metallica, Blink 182, Dr. Dre, The Offspring, Weezer, and Geen Day.

by Ken December 28, 2003

daunzerly

adj. awesome
adv. awesomely

thats some daunzerly fried chicken
you fried that chicken daunzerly

by ken January 26, 2005

Noahitis

The condition of not taking a shower for several days, and in the process trying to disprove commonly known facts such as the laws of physics. (What goes up must come down)

"You fat bastard. It must be the Noahitis that is rotting your brain out."

by Ken March 23, 2005

smallville

a small town in the heart of kansas were extremly weird things happen from a metor that hit close by about 15 years ago

i wanna move out to smallville.

by ken November 17, 2004