Ken's definitions

eyesore

Ugly, hard on the eyes.

Since you painted your house electric pink it has become the eyesore of the neighbourhood.

by Ken November 29, 2002

Bag of Doughnuts

Wearing clothes that are messy, wrinkled or ripped/torn. Term given to someone who has a "Five O'clock shadow." Also, other name for a homeless person.

"God, I look like a Bag of Doughnuts, I have to shave and iron my clothes."

by Ken December 6, 2003

smallville

a small town in the heart of kansas were extremly weird things happen from a metor that hit close by about 15 years ago

i wanna move out to smallville.

by ken November 17, 2004

Noahitis

The condition of not taking a shower for several days, and in the process trying to disprove commonly known facts such as the laws of physics. (What goes up must come down)

"You fat bastard. It must be the Noahitis that is rotting your brain out."

by Ken March 23, 2005

jerby

To know more than there is to know...

I ain't gonna study, I'm feelin' all jerby.

by ken March 17, 2005

funny

1. haha
2. strange

1. person 1: ouch
person 2: haha!
2. that's funny, i could have sworn there was something in my pants

by ken May 7, 2003

Tricklude

1. Having an insatiable thirst for tech knowledge
2. Being able to learn anything.

Vinnie, being a born Tricklude, learned Ubuntu in 1/2 an hour and built his own server with only a piece of chalk, cereal, and some glue!

by ken March 30, 2006