Ken's definitions

low talker

someone talking extremly low, at the point to were you cant here them at all.

Your dating a low talker.

by ken November 16, 2004

Shav

an abreaviation - meaning a short stav

someone who is short but good looking

by Ken May 9, 2004

Seva

One Jacked russian!

As long as you never work out, and drink lotsa vodka...then u will become a Seva

by Ken October 14, 2003

hrl

hoodlums running loose. Hardcore thug gang from churchie.

if you fuck with hrl they will not bash you

by ken December 15, 2004

happy negro

a 4chan meme, the african american from bangbus.com, he is seen on 4chan in several picturesa and flashes.

"it happy negro, pedobear and cock mongler!"

by ken February 2, 2005

flerker

A male who exibits his erect penis
from the bushes.

Don,t go near those bushes, there,s a flerker in there.

by Ken March 26, 2004

direct lard injection

(n)

Acronym: DLI

A procedure for those who just cannot manage to gain weight. Often used by such famous stars as John Goodman to plump up for roles.

Side-effects: Massive weight gain, decreased sexual drive, increased awareness of mediocre coffee shops in the imediate vicinity.

I ate as many donuts and pies as possible, but I just can't put on the weight! I guess I'll have to go with a DLI or risk staying fit forever.

by Ken September 11, 2003