Ken's definitions

guggie

Synonym for "dog".

That is one cute guggie you have there.

by Ken December 25, 2003

mizoogle

Verb. To mizoogle something, to ask someone something that you could easily find out yourself by using the Google search engine.

Derived from the common practice among Mizan's friends of asking him for information rather than just googling it; has since evolved to include anyone being badgered for information (and not just Mizan).

Sure, I *could* research which members of Congress are into bestiality myself; but why google something when you can mizoogle it?

by ken October 19, 2004

uber

German word meaning 'super.'

Nietche wrote of the evolution of the uber man.

by Ken December 1, 2002

Noahitis

The condition of not taking a shower for several days, and in the process trying to disprove commonly known facts such as the laws of physics. (What goes up must come down)

"You fat bastard. It must be the Noahitis that is rotting your brain out."

by Ken March 23, 2005

pencil fucked

The act of writing information about a subject that one has absolutly no knowledge of.

Since I was totally clueless about the topic of my history final, I pencil fucked my way through the essay portion.

by ken May 5, 2005

fauxmo

It's another definition of metrosexual.

Is he gay or a fauxmo?

by Ken December 15, 2003

all over it

" Have it covered " or Have the situation totally under control

"Man that was a great game of b-ball" " yeah, you were all over it"

by KEN July 27, 2003