Ken's definitions

Bag of Doughnuts

Wearing clothes that are messy, wrinkled or ripped/torn. Term given to someone who has a "Five O'clock shadow." Also, other name for a homeless person.

"God, I look like a Bag of Doughnuts, I have to shave and iron my clothes."

by Ken December 6, 2003

low talker

someone talking extremly low, at the point to were you cant here them at all.

Your dating a low talker.

by ken November 16, 2004

Schwing!

Said when a beautiful woman is seen. Onomatopoeia. Describing the sound of a sword being unsheathed. Phallic connotation.

Hoowie, look at her!! Schwing!

by Ken December 1, 2002

babatunde

Paul Macoolies uncle.

There's Babatunde. Let's tell Paul.

by Ken March 9, 2005

mizoogle

Verb. To mizoogle something, to ask someone something that you could easily find out yourself by using the Google search engine.

Derived from the common practice among Mizan's friends of asking him for information rather than just googling it; has since evolved to include anyone being badgered for information (and not just Mizan).

Sure, I *could* research which members of Congress are into bestiality myself; but why google something when you can mizoogle it?

by ken October 19, 2004

guggie

Synonym for "dog".

That is one cute guggie you have there.

by Ken December 25, 2003

Dance Dance Revolution

A popular Japanese dance game normaly known as DDR. It combines quick movement with extreme coreography and coordination. It is usually played to extremely good techno-songs and it has 5 different difficulties; begginer, light, standard, heavy, and challenge. People who are very good tend to draw crowds at arcades (like me)and usually go for the hards songs suc as; max300, maxx unlimited, legend of max, etc.... And NOT only Asians are good at this!

try the game...you only hate it cuz you can't do it. and you know that...so get up and try it. Unless you are fat...then it might be hard.
also there is this song that is illegal to be in the united states called MAX. (period) and it goes up to almost 700 BPM...! X0

by Ken January 23, 2005