Kempo's definitions

no ego

When you say an egotistical comment, you null it by saying the term no ego. Used in a similar way to gay comments and no homo.

So yea, I've got a great dress sense, no ego.

by Kempo May 18, 2007

navvin

A shortened slang term for navigation.

Yo, who's navvin on this trip then?

by Kempo August 15, 2006

flawlessed

When you get beat severely in some sort of contest. Originated from Mortal Kombat, as when winning a match without receiving a single hit the message on the screen would say "Flawless".

Mike got flawlessed in that rap battle.

I flawlessed the dude who flawlessed you last week.

by Kempo May 16, 2006

websoft

Software for websites.

Have you installed your own piece of websoft for your website?

What websoft are you using?

by Kempo August 4, 2006

insta flop

The sensation of your erection instantly dropping when you see a particularly ugly female species. Can be used with the phrase boom.

I saw Helga earlier after getting with Amy, she wasn't wearing underwear. BOOM, insta flop!

by Kempo May 9, 2006

Beatwalking

To walk to the beat while listening to music via your earphones. Usually done to Rap beats, with your feet landing on the snare drum.

"Ah man, I was going to school and I was beatwalking to 2Pac"

by Kempo March 14, 2006

hump procession

The procession of cars that gathers behind an incredibly slow car when driving over speed humps.

Sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind a hump procession.

by Kempo September 19, 2012