Definitions by Kempo

three thumbs fresh 

When something is really, really, really good.

Steve: Shiiit mayn, ya heard the new 2Pac album.
John: Yeah mayn, that shit's three thumbs fresh.

three thumbs fresh by Kempo May 17, 2006

chasm

The process of smoking cannabis. Also known as a joint, spliff, bifter, zute and doobie.

Joe: What you doing after lunch?
Kane: Nothing man.
Joe: Wanna come for a chasm?

chasm by Kempo May 17, 2006

BO chimney

Where someone cuts an intentional hole in their t-shirt underneath their armpit to allow ventilation. Called so due to the steam from the armpit resembling a chimney with steam.

Matt: Damn it's hot!
Kyle: Why don't you make yourself a BO chimney?

BO chimney by Kempo May 17, 2006

serab 

When a spastic wants to say bare.

Nathan: It's well hot.
Richard: serab hot!

serab by Kempo May 17, 2006

smifed 

When a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.

Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!
George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.
Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!

Later that day...
Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..

smifed by Kempo May 17, 2006

flawlessed 

When you get beat severely in some sort of contest. Originated from Mortal Kombat, as when winning a match without receiving a single hit the message on the screen would say "Flawless".

Mike got flawlessed in that rap battle.

I flawlessed the dude who flawlessed you last week.

flawlessed by Kempo May 16, 2006

gash face 

Someone who's face is very unattractive; refered to as "gash face"

Damn, that girl has a gash face.

Hi there gash face.

gash face by Kempo May 16, 2006