Kempo's definitions

cum brace

This is when you cum on a girls teeth and it completely covers their teeth without entering their mouth. best applied with a spoon.

1a) can i give you a cum brace girl?
1b) yea sure, just dont get it in my mouth!

by Kempo September 22, 2006

chaself

A different way of saying the phrase "yourself?". Used in a conversational manner, as a reply.

Person A: How ya doing?
Person B: I'm good thanks, chaself?

by Kempo August 15, 2006

toot hen

A mythical, magical hen.. or what happens when you mean to type "too then" but make a mistake.

A: You should spend $100 on her toot hen
B: TOOT HEN'S ARE PRICELESS!
A: too then*

by Kempo March 28, 2009

bedroomy

A way of describing a meeting between two people turning SEXUAL.

Person A: yea, me and Barbara are meeting, I hope it turns bedroomy.

Person A: So you meeting with Jane tonight?
Person B: Yep, should be cool.
Person A: Oh my god, it's not gonna turn bedroomy is it?!

by Kempo October 24, 2007

insta flop

The sensation of your erection instantly dropping when you see a particularly ugly female species. Can be used with the phrase boom.

I saw Helga earlier after getting with Amy, she wasn't wearing underwear. BOOM, insta flop!

by Kempo May 9, 2006

arf arf

A response to something that is really unfunny.

Alan: I fucked your mum last night hahahaha.
James: ...arf arf.

by Kempo August 26, 2006

EOTF

EOTF is an acronym for eat off the floor.

Stfu and eotf bitch!

by Kempo January 28, 2008