Kempo's definitions

insta flop

The sensation of your erection instantly dropping when you see a particularly ugly female species. Can be used with the phrase boom.

I saw Helga earlier after getting with Amy, she wasn't wearing underwear. BOOM, insta flop!

by Kempo May 9, 2006

chasm

The process of smoking cannabis. Also known as a joint, spliff, bifter, zute and doobie.

Joe: What you doing after lunch?
Kane: Nothing man.
Joe: Wanna come for a chasm?

by Kempo May 17, 2006

Squeamy

Can be used to describe the vaginal area as juicy/wet. Is best used in conjunction with the word gash.

"Damn! I was tapping some squeamy gash earlier!"

by Kempo May 5, 2006

EOTF

EOTF is an acronym for eat off the floor.

Stfu and eotf bitch!

by Kempo January 28, 2008

serab

When a spastic wants to say bare.

Nathan: It's well hot.
Richard: serab hot!

by Kempo May 17, 2006

NIGGA SAY WHAT

The impolite way of asking a black person to be repeat themselves. May also be taken as a friendly gesture.

Harry: I fucked Helga last night after beatwalking then I gave her a bubble beard she had mad squeamy gash.
Tom: You're a bear stuffer. That'd give me mad insta flop.
Harry: NIGGA SAY WHAT

by Kempo May 17, 2006

butt plugged

when someone interupts you mid sentance.

i got butt plugged by Sheady the other day, what a knob.

by Kempo September 27, 2006