Kempo's definitions

erist

erist is just a suffix, it can be added onto words to create the best.

greaterist (greater than greater)
besterist (better than the best)

by Kempo August 4, 2006

gash face

Someone who's face is very unattractive; refered to as "gash face"

Damn, that girl has a gash face.

Hi there gash face.

by Kempo May 16, 2006

hollyoaks boy

A gay person. Named because of the majority of the male Hollyoaks cast looking gay as fuck.

you're such a hollyoaks boy

that dude over there is a definite hollyoaks boy

by Kempo August 23, 2007

penny bashing

When two people are at opposite ends of a table, width wise, and they take turns (3 each in alternating turns) to knock a penny (Either a 1p or 2p) to the end of the table over the side. When the penny is over the edge of the table the person flicks it up, catches it, spins it on the table, catches it between their fingers, the other person makes a goal, then the person with the penny between their fingers flicks it into the goal. This can go on for however long as you like, or to a certain amount of goals. Usually done during school.

Yo, let's play some penny bashing!

by Kempo May 18, 2006

lezer

Slang for a girl that is a lezbian.

i swear that girl over there is a lezer!

by Kempo September 17, 2006

arf arf

A response to something that is really unfunny.

Alan: I fucked your mum last night hahahaha.
James: ...arf arf.

by Kempo August 26, 2006

toot hen

A mythical, magical hen.. or what happens when you mean to type "too then" but make a mistake.

A: You should spend $100 on her toot hen
B: TOOT HEN'S ARE PRICELESS!
A: too then*

by Kempo March 28, 2009