Kempo's definitions

cum brace

This is when you cum on a girls teeth and it completely covers their teeth without entering their mouth. best applied with a spoon.

1a) can i give you a cum brace girl?
1b) yea sure, just dont get it in my mouth!

by Kempo September 22, 2006

butt plugged

when someone interupts you mid sentance.

i got butt plugged by Sheady the other day, what a knob.

by Kempo September 27, 2006

true to the word

a phrase used when you agree with a point or opinion made.

skippy: yea i think we should go to town tonight,
pappy: true to the word.

by Kempo December 16, 2006

praisefest

Where you praise someone excessively to the point of disgust.

Example A:

Kyle: Ohhh I love her so much!
Matt: Oh for fuck sake. Don't turn this into a praisefest.

Example B:

Kyle: Ohhh I love her so much, she's so great, I'd love to kiss her until night falls, and carress her until the morning comes. Love awashes over my body like a river running through a forest, where water is scarce. Oh how much I love her!

Matt: SHUT THE FUCK UP...WITH YOUR PRAISEFEST.

by Kempo November 9, 2006

hollyoaks boy

A gay person. Named because of the majority of the male Hollyoaks cast looking gay as fuck.

you're such a hollyoaks boy

that dude over there is a definite hollyoaks boy

by Kempo August 23, 2007

no ego

When you say an egotistical comment, you null it by saying the term no ego. Used in a similar way to gay comments and no homo.

So yea, I've got a great dress sense, no ego.

by Kempo May 18, 2007

EOTF

EOTF is an acronym for eat off the floor.

Stfu and eotf bitch!

by Kempo January 28, 2008