Kempo's definitions

three thumbs fresh

When something is really, really, really good.

Steve: Shiiit mayn, ya heard the new 2Pac album.
John: Yeah mayn, that shit's three thumbs fresh.

by Kempo May 17, 2006

toot hen

A mythical, magical hen.. or what happens when you mean to type "too then" but make a mistake.

A: You should spend $100 on her toot hen
B: TOOT HEN'S ARE PRICELESS!
A: too then*

by Kempo March 28, 2009

bedroomy

A way of describing a meeting between two people turning SEXUAL.

Person A: yea, me and Barbara are meeting, I hope it turns bedroomy.

Person A: So you meeting with Jane tonight?
Person B: Yep, should be cool.
Person A: Oh my god, it's not gonna turn bedroomy is it?!

by Kempo October 24, 2007

insta flop

The sensation of your erection instantly dropping when you see a particularly ugly female species. Can be used with the phrase boom.

I saw Helga earlier after getting with Amy, she wasn't wearing underwear. BOOM, insta flop!

by Kempo May 9, 2006

chaself

A different way of saying the phrase "yourself?". Used in a conversational manner, as a reply.

Person A: How ya doing?
Person B: I'm good thanks, chaself?

by Kempo August 15, 2006

bear stuffer

A guy who has anal sex with an unattractive, large, hairy female.

Matt: Mate, I fucked Helga last night
Kyle: Eww, she's hairy and fat, you're such a bear stuffer!

by Kempo May 6, 2006

chasm

The process of smoking cannabis. Also known as a joint, spliff, bifter, zute and doobie.

Joe: What you doing after lunch?
Kane: Nothing man.
Joe: Wanna come for a chasm?

by Kempo May 17, 2006