Kempo's definitions

gash face

Someone who's face is very unattractive; refered to as "gash face"

Damn, that girl has a gash face.

Hi there gash face.

by Kempo May 16, 2006

three thumbs fresh

When something is really, really, really good.

Steve: Shiiit mayn, ya heard the new 2Pac album.
John: Yeah mayn, that shit's three thumbs fresh.

by Kempo May 17, 2006

cum brace

This is when you cum on a girls teeth and it completely covers their teeth without entering their mouth. best applied with a spoon.

1a) can i give you a cum brace girl?
1b) yea sure, just dont get it in my mouth!

by Kempo September 22, 2006

hollyoaks boy

A gay person. Named because of the majority of the male Hollyoaks cast looking gay as fuck.

you're such a hollyoaks boy

that dude over there is a definite hollyoaks boy

by Kempo August 23, 2007

Captain Redbeard

Someone who licks out a girl when they are on their period.

Ahahahaha Tom's a Captain Redbeard!

by Kempo May 25, 2006

hump procession

The procession of cars that gathers behind an incredibly slow car when driving over speed humps.

Sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind a hump procession.

by Kempo September 19, 2012

chaself

A different way of saying the phrase "yourself?". Used in a conversational manner, as a reply.

Person A: How ya doing?
Person B: I'm good thanks, chaself?

by Kempo August 15, 2006