Kelsey's definitions

blatts

diarrhea or shitting because of something you ate.

ohh man, those fries gave me the blatts...

by kelsey June 7, 2004

poppycock

british term for bullshit

Take a step outside the city
And turn around
Take a look at what you are
It is revolting
You're really nowhere
So wasteful
So foolish
Poppycock
-Nirvana, "Turnaround"

by kelsey March 28, 2004

uppity

rich usually snobby and proud of it

"ever since tina got her new coach bag shes been so uppity"

by kelsey April 5, 2005

fo shizzle my wizzle

the white version of fo shizzle my nizzle

do you wanna fuck in the backseat?
fo shizzle my wizzle!!

by Kelsey November 17, 2004

warped tour

eight hours of pure awesomeness radiating from on one of the 5 stages occupied by incredible bands.

kid 1: dude where'd ya get that awesome teeshirt, meet taking back sunday, hookup with some hott girl, mosh, crowd surf, eat shitty food & sweat!?

kid 2: warped tour man. c'mon.

by kelsey March 5, 2005

lala

sex (duhh) or anything close to that... like horny, ect.

u make me wanna lala
in the kitchen on the floor
i'll be ur french maid
when i meet u at the door
im like an alley cat
drink the milk up
i want more
u make me wanna scream!

by kelsey April 5, 2005

omnipresent

always around, always present

Panties are an omnipresent issue.

by Kelsey June 19, 2003