23 definitions by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp

Jasper

A large and unusually aggressive flying insect, usually a wasp or bee.

Cripes! Look at the size of that Jasper

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp June 6, 2005

a-team ending

Where you end up with your back to the wall, and you somehow pull of a victory against something.

Mr T was cornered in a warehouse with the van. Using equipment there, he turned the van into a tank and smashed his enemies...

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 24, 2004

Community Support Officer

A British answer to the American Rent-a-cop.

However, CSO's have virtually no power. Apparently they can detain people for 30min until the real coppers arrive.

Also known as Chav Wranglers

Those chavlings got moved on by a CSO.

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005

1980's

Possibly the best time period there ever was to live in.

I get nostalgic for the 1980's

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005

Razor Blade Smile

1.) Method of torture where teeth are pulled out and razor blades put into the mouth in their place.

2.) Film with Eileen Daly in it.

3.) Another method of torture where you cut someone a new (ear to ear) smile with a razor blade.

Sometimes known as... The Tony Blair Smile or the Wal-Mart Smile

"I seen Razor Blade Smile Yesterday - cool film!"

"I heard that Carlos the drug baron got hold of Steve - gave him a Razor Blade Smile"

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 4, 2004

Pimp My Ride

A car show watched by Chavs and my little sister where a bunch of mechanics make a crappy car look like a tacky car. (Usually by adding something mad / useless like a water fountain.)

Chav 1: Did you watch Pimp My Ride?
Chav 2: Hell yeah, I was lovin' it

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005

Sweety the Chick

A really annoying ring-tone often used by chavs.

The advert for this is also on the TV every two seconds.

Oh hell, it's Sweety the Chick again.

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005