5 definitions by Keithberns5

hot air balloon

The act of farting in ones mouth

I gave your mom a hot air balloon after she yelled at me for jacking off with her thong.

by Keithberns5 August 16, 2015

fucked by a train

To be ass rammed to the fullest extent.

After big bubba was finished ass ramming me, I felt like I was fucked by a train.

by Keithberns5 April 19, 2018

wannabe scientist

Someone who gets on YouTube, watches space videos, then goes to the comment section to repeat what they just heard, so they can sound smarter than what they actually are. Usually skinny young adults that wear glasses and have an environment friendly bumper stick on the back of their vehicles.

Those wannabe scientists are on a roll tonight...

by Keithberns5 July 29, 2017

Joe Biden

Next to Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, he is the main politician liberals will gladly spread their ass for.

Damn!! Look at that lib about to take it deep via Joe Biden!!

by Keithberns5 December 7, 2020

what did i just watch?

An overly used phrase popular on YouTubes comment section. Often used after someone watched a weird YouTube video.

“What did I just watch?” ... the comment usually gets thousands of likes.

by Keithberns5 February 10, 2018