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STFUK

STFU when you are fortunate enough that the person you are targeting has a letter for a name. Acronym for "Shut The Fuck Up, Kay."

Fully flexible, also works for friends named Bea, Dee, Effie, Jay, Em, Ti, and W.
Maybe some others for names I haven't met yet !
I'm sick of your racist, homophobic rhetoric, Kay ! STFUK, k ?
by KeithMyArthe September 9, 2007
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Nymphosomnia

Nim·foe·som·ni·a

noun

Inability to obtain sufficient sleep, esp. caused by sex; difficulty in falling or staying asleep; sleeplessness due to being easily distracted by members of the opposite sex.
Michelle used to lay awake at night: Her nymphosomnia was often causing her to be late for work.
by KeithMyArthe September 1, 2007
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Nymphosomniac

Nim·foe·som·ni·ac

adjective

* Experiencing or accompanied by sleeplessness due to excessive sexual appetite; "nymphosomniac nights"

noun

* Someone who cannot sleep for obvious reasons.
Jane was always tired at work: She was a Nymphosomniac . Her boyfriend always fell asleep straight afterwards, though.
by KeithMyArthe September 1, 2007
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Joggler

A bouncy person, usually of the female persuasion, who enjoys jogging 'unsupported'.
"I got distracted in traffic on the way home today, by a gorgeous Joggler.
She was giving the pedestrians whiplash"
by KeithMyArthe January 6, 2009
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Infosomnia

* In·foe·som·ni·a

noun

Inability to obtain sufficient sleep, esp. caused by the overabundance of thought processes: difficulty in falling or staying asleep; sleeplessness due to memory banks being overloaded with data or distracted by the quest for more input.

The question as to whether it is a syndrome caused by too much stored data or the quest for more is very valid, and has been the subject of many and varied studies over the years.
Hilary used to lay awake at night: After getting over several years of mild Nymphosomnia, Her more recent and well-documented Infosomnia was often causing her to be overly tired and hard to start in the morning.
by KeithMyArthe February 10, 2014
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Modwashed

Adj.
When an internet forum member is subjected to intensive forced indoctrination resulting in the rejection of old beliefs and acceptance of new ones;
When happy members of online forums become jaded and cynical enough to be 'promoted' as moderators.
The membership, not the inductee, then appear different, no longer deserving of mutual respect and admiration, but become merely a source of annoyance to the staff. Mods become distant and unattainable.

Ant: Demoted
WoW, He used to be a laugh until he was modded, now he's just angry all the time, and has no time for us little people, or even to post in teh fora.
It's a shame to see a good person so modwashed.
by KeithMyArthe January 8, 2009
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Greerism

noun

An outrageous statement made by a formerly important or respected member of the community whose celebrity has faded to such an extent that they make outrageous comments in public forums, with the intended effect of gaining publicity even though no-one has cared what they have said for years:
See; Sour Grapes: Pretended disdain for something one does not or cannot have:
See: Tall Poppy, Australian. someone of preeminence or with a large income; important and powerful person.
Recent Greerism s
'Steve Urwin's death was the best thing that could happen for our wildlife.'
'Princess Daphne was a devious moron'
by KeithMyArthe September 1, 2007
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