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Frotulation

Froh-tu-lay-shuhn
–noun
1. Mutual stimulation or massage of ego, frequently used by self-important upper management types, esp. in meetings.
Done correctly, if frenzied ego stroking is performed, frotulation may almost lead to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.
Frequently exacerbated by over stimulated creativity of the participants, esp. Advertising, Media, Hollywood movie industry meetings.

—Related forms
Frotulate - Verb
Frotulational - adjective
Frotulatory
"Steve, what happened in your first Sales Meeting, how did it go?"
"Very tiring, thanks so much for asking! There were three or four of the managers indulging in massive frotulation - a lot of love in the room."
by KeithMyArthe March 8, 2008
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Nymphosomniac

Nim·foe·som·ni·ac

adjective

* Experiencing or accompanied by sleeplessness due to excessive sexual appetite; "nymphosomniac nights"

noun

* Someone who cannot sleep for obvious reasons.
Jane was always tired at work: She was a Nymphosomniac . Her boyfriend always fell asleep straight afterwards, though.
by KeithMyArthe September 1, 2007
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Joggler

A bouncy person, usually of the female persuasion, who enjoys jogging 'unsupported'.
"I got distracted in traffic on the way home today, by a gorgeous Joggler.
She was giving the pedestrians whiplash"
by KeithMyArthe January 6, 2009
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Nymphosomnia

Nim·foe·som·ni·a

noun

Inability to obtain sufficient sleep, esp. caused by sex; difficulty in falling or staying asleep; sleeplessness due to being easily distracted by members of the opposite sex.
Michelle used to lay awake at night: Her nymphosomnia was often causing her to be late for work.
by KeithMyArthe September 1, 2007
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STFUK

STFU when you are fortunate enough that the person you are targeting has a letter for a name. Acronym for "Shut The Fuck Up, Kay."

Fully flexible, also works for friends named Bea, Dee, Effie, Jay, Em, Ti, and W.
Maybe some others for names I haven't met yet !
I'm sick of your racist, homophobic rhetoric, Kay ! STFUK, k ?
by KeithMyArthe September 9, 2007
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Splinge

noun, verb, splinged, spling-ing.
–noun
1. Hinged spline: a jointed device or flexible long, narrow, thin strip of wood, metal, etc.; slat.on which a door, gate, shutter, lid, or other attached part turns, swings, or moves.
2. Splined hinge: a long, narrow, thin strip of wood, metal, etc.or jointed device on which a door, gate, shutter, lid, or other attached part turns, swings, or moves.
–verb (used with object)
3. to furnish with or attach by a splinge or splinges.
-splinge (used as expression of amazement)
4. to wibble, or splinge as an incredulous outburst when your flabber is ghasted.
Apprentice:'This splinge won't fit properly, the sprocket doesn't flange cleanly.'
Mechanic:'Ah, you need a splined hinge, not a hinged spline - easy mistake'

Ted: 'WoW, Obama did it !'
Bill: '....... :O .. splinge !'
by KeithMyArthe January 17, 2009
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Decaflon

de⋅caff⋅lon

Having to complete an extra ten hour shift, at short notice, and without caffeine.
Bill: You look tired.

Ted: Had to keep going last night, even tho the boss forgot to buy the coffee.... It was a bit of a decaflon, I ended up stealing a couple of Red Bulls from the fridge.
by KeithMyArthe December 22, 2009
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