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spym

Speaking out loud in ways commonly used to converse in text on the internet.

Acronym for 'Speak Properly You Morons'

1. A chatspeak communication not posted on a computer network, text message or sent as e-mail, but verbal.

–verb (used with object)
2. To spym.
Bill: Yo, new skateboard is hectik, it pwns, dude ! W00t !
Ted: I just got spymmed.
by KeithMyArthe September 16, 2009
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PEBKAF

Problem Exists Between Keypad And Floor - Security Company Troubleshooting error description
It wasn't a false alarm - it was PEBKAF error. Dickhead forgot his alarm code. Tit!
by KeithMyArthe September 8, 2007
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Frotulate

Froh-tu-layt
–verb (used without object)
1. To mutually stimulate or massage ego, frequently used by self-important upper management types, esp. in meetings.
When in a frotulatory frenzy, massive ego stroking is performed to a degree that may almost lead to group orgasm; sexual self-gratification. Frequently exacerbated by over stimulated creativity of some of the participants, esp. Advertising, Media, Hollywood movie industry meetings.
2. to engage in frotulation
–verb (used with a colleague's ego)
3. to practice frotulation upon.
"Steve, how was your first sales meeting?"
"I'm a little spent, boy, that new Sales Manager can frotulate."
by KeithMyArthe March 8, 2008
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Nymphosomnia

Nim·foe·som·ni·a

noun

Inability to obtain sufficient sleep, esp. caused by sex; difficulty in falling or staying asleep; sleeplessness due to being easily distracted by members of the opposite sex.
Michelle used to lay awake at night: Her nymphosomnia was often causing her to be late for work.
by KeithMyArthe September 1, 2007
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STFUK

STFU when you are fortunate enough that the person you are targeting has a letter for a name. Acronym for "Shut The Fuck Up, Kay."

Fully flexible, also works for friends named Bea, Dee, Effie, Jay, Em, Ti, and W.
Maybe some others for names I haven't met yet !
I'm sick of your racist, homophobic rhetoric, Kay ! STFUK, k ?
by KeithMyArthe September 9, 2007
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Nymphosomniac

Nim·foe·som·ni·ac

adjective

* Experiencing or accompanied by sleeplessness due to excessive sexual appetite; "nymphosomniac nights"

noun

* Someone who cannot sleep for obvious reasons.
Jane was always tired at work: She was a Nymphosomniac . Her boyfriend always fell asleep straight afterwards, though.
by KeithMyArthe September 1, 2007
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Joggler

A bouncy person, usually of the female persuasion, who enjoys jogging 'unsupported'.
"I got distracted in traffic on the way home today, by a gorgeous Joggler.
She was giving the pedestrians whiplash"
by KeithMyArthe January 6, 2009
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