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Nymphosomnia

Nim·foe·som·ni·a

noun

Inability to obtain sufficient sleep, esp. caused by sex; difficulty in falling or staying asleep; sleeplessness due to being easily distracted by members of the opposite sex.
Michelle used to lay awake at night: Her nymphosomnia was often causing her to be late for work.
by KeithMyArthe September 1, 2007
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STFUK

STFU when you are fortunate enough that the person you are targeting has a letter for a name. Acronym for "Shut The Fuck Up, Kay."

Fully flexible, also works for friends named Bea, Dee, Effie, Jay, Em, Ti, and W.
Maybe some others for names I haven't met yet !
I'm sick of your racist, homophobic rhetoric, Kay ! STFUK, k ?
by KeithMyArthe September 9, 2007
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Nymphosomniac

Nim·foe·som·ni·ac

adjective

* Experiencing or accompanied by sleeplessness due to excessive sexual appetite; "nymphosomniac nights"

noun

* Someone who cannot sleep for obvious reasons.
Jane was always tired at work: She was a Nymphosomniac . Her boyfriend always fell asleep straight afterwards, though.
by KeithMyArthe September 1, 2007
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Joggler

A bouncy person, usually of the female persuasion, who enjoys jogging 'unsupported'.
"I got distracted in traffic on the way home today, by a gorgeous Joggler.
She was giving the pedestrians whiplash"
by KeithMyArthe January 6, 2009
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Book

A Book is like .. a non-volatile, stable database that does not lose data no matter how many times you drop it, spill your beer on it, or close it incorrectly. Books are more stable even than Optical Media. Storage is only limited by the amount of space and volume that the owner can physically carry. Some storage units seem to last for years, and whilst the background colour or 'fill' of the pages may degrade to a kind of #F5F5DC beige, the actual data is still readily retrievable.

Books were used for storage before computers. The only reason computers were invented was due to the poor fire retardant properties of the base materials used in the manufacture of books (especially those books used to upset the tribal elders of religious groups) and because books were easy to steal data from. Books have also been used to store ideas for Movies That No-one Has Made Yet.
Bill: 'What's that in your backpack next to your lappie?'
Ted: 'It's a book'
Bill: 'WoW, that's 2665 !'
by KeithMyArthe September 23, 2012
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Frotulate

Froh-tu-layt
–verb (used without object)
1. To mutually stimulate or massage ego, frequently used by self-important upper management types, esp. in meetings.
When in a frotulatory frenzy, massive ego stroking is performed to a degree that may almost lead to group orgasm; sexual self-gratification. Frequently exacerbated by over stimulated creativity of some of the participants, esp. Advertising, Media, Hollywood movie industry meetings.
2. to engage in frotulation
–verb (used with a colleague's ego)
3. to practice frotulation upon.
"Steve, how was your first sales meeting?"
"I'm a little spent, boy, that new Sales Manager can frotulate."
by KeithMyArthe March 8, 2008
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Audient

An audience of one. An attendee at the kind of concert or sporting event where the name of the crowd is published for the benefit of the other participants.

n
1. a spectator or listener, esp at a public event such as a concert or play
2. the person reached by a book, film, or radio or television programme
3. the devotee or follower of a public entertainer, lecturer, etc.
Our band's first concert went well - we were really kicking it. The Audient was overcome with emotion, and promised to bring a friend to the next gig. The bar staff also applauded. The drummer got the audient's phone number !
by KeithMyArthe November 6, 2011
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