KeithMyArthe's definitions

spym

Speaking out loud in ways commonly used to converse in text on the internet.

Acronym for 'Speak Properly You Morons'

1. A chatspeak communication not posted on a computer network, text message or sent as e-mail, but verbal.

–verb (used with object)
2. To spym.

Bill: Yo, new skateboard is hectik, it pwns, dude ! W00t !
Ted: I just got spymmed.

by KeithMyArthe September 16, 2009

Squirmish

A verbal stoush between two or more parties that is so petty, pointless, misinformed or ill-conceived that it makes witnesses wince with embarrassment, or so uncomfortable that they don't know where to look.

Did you hear those two going off at each other across the table? I just don't want to get involved in these squirmishes.

by KeithMyArthe September 26, 2009

Decaflon

de⋅caff⋅lon
 
Having to complete an extra ten hour shift, at short notice, and without caffeine.

Bill: You look tired.

Ted: Had to keep going last night, even tho the boss forgot to buy the coffee.... It was a bit of a decaflon, I ended up stealing a couple of Red Bulls from the fridge.

by KeithMyArthe December 22, 2009

diabetes

To pass away whilst flirting with small stinging insects

"Don't make eyes at that bee. You wouldn't want to diabetes."

by KeithMyArthe December 10, 2008

Misterogyny

hatred, dislike, or mistrust of men. Female equivalent of Misogyny.

Vicky doesn't like him, or his mates: Her misterogyny is affecting her relationships.

by KeithMyArthe September 1, 2007

Nymphosomniac

Nim·foe·som·ni·ac

adjective

* Experiencing or accompanied by sleeplessness due to excessive sexual appetite; "nymphosomniac nights"

noun

* Someone who cannot sleep for obvious reasons.

Jane was always tired at work: She was a Nymphosomniac . Her boyfriend always fell asleep straight afterwards, though.

by KeithMyArthe September 1, 2007

Nymphosomnia

Nim·foe·som·ni·a

noun

Inability to obtain sufficient sleep, esp. caused by sex; difficulty in falling or staying asleep; sleeplessness due to being easily distracted by members of the opposite sex.

Michelle used to lay awake at night: Her nymphosomnia was often causing her to be late for work.

by KeithMyArthe September 1, 2007