19 definitions by Keegster

oyvind

a person that smells like a diaper.

A: "Wow, that guy smells like a used diper"
B: "He's probably a oyvind"

by Keegster December 14, 2005

pepsi

The worst excuse for a soda on the face of the earth. Coca-cola, commonly known as coke, is much better.

Drink Coke, it's better than Pepsi.

by Keegster April 28, 2003

BOB

1)A name used to personify an imaginary person, usually made up on the spur of the moment.

2)A builder who can fix it.

3)Short for Robert

1)Better watch out... I'll call Bob on you!

2)Bob the Builder - Can we fix it? Bob the Builder - YES WE CAN!

3)Hey, have you met my friend Bob?

by Keegster April 29, 2003

Soul

A place that exists for the single purpose of hosting a birdhouse for the blue canary in the outlet by the light switch to live in. Also, the part of your body that lives on after you die.

Make a little birdhouse in your soul...

by Keegster April 25, 2003

oxymoron

Two words or phrases with extreme opposite meanings.

Examples:

McDonald's Big N' Tasty
Microsoft Works
Rap Music
Jumbo Shrimp
Plastic Glasses
Peace Force
Good Grief
Personal Computer
Random Order
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More Oxymorons at www.oxymoronlist.com

by Keegster June 12, 2003