dead

A song written by the not-so-popular and not-so-well-known band They Might Be Giants.

I returned a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the expiration date.

I came back as a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the date stamped on myself.

Did a large procession wave their tortches as my head fell in the basket?
And was everybody dancing on the casket?

Now it's over, I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want OR I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do.

by Keegster April 24, 2003

McDonalds

Bad food.

McDonalds is terrible.

by Keegster April 24, 2003

BOB

1)A name used to personify an imaginary person, usually made up on the spur of the moment.

2)A builder who can fix it.

3)Short for Robert

1)Better watch out... I'll call Bob on you!

2)Bob the Builder - Can we fix it? Bob the Builder - YES WE CAN!

3)Hey, have you met my friend Bob?

by Keegster April 28, 2003

Monty Python

A very funny Brittish comedy team consisting of Michael Palin, Terry Jones, Eric Idle, John Cleese, Terry gilliam, and Graham Chapman.

Monty Python is the World's Finest Comedy Team.*

*(Highly Questionable)

by Keegster April 24, 2003

coca-cola

Better than Pepsi.

Drink Coke, it's better than Pepsi.

by Keegster April 28, 2003