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K Road

K Road, a.k.a Karangahape Road: The place to go if you're in need of some desperate pleasure from a filthy whore.

Much like Great South Road at Hunters Corner. Where you need to keep your car doors locked if driving through the area around 2-3am... they'll try and jump in with you.
Sam: "Where's Richie tonight?"
Cameron: "I hear he's gone down to K Road. That's the only way that ugly mutha is ever gonna get laid"
by KeeWee January 14, 2005
mugGet the K Roadmug.

Dole

1. Common word for the Unemployment Benefit. Basically, money for nothing.

2. A kind of Banana.
1: "I used to be on the dole, but after those WINZ fucks started bothering me every week, I told them to stick it up their ass"

2. "Dang, I wanted Dole bananas, not Bonita bananas!"
by KeeWee January 12, 2005
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huhu

1. The way that small-minded idiots laugh. Always in writing, never in conversation.

2. A small edible grub, native to New Zealand. It's been said to taste like chicken, peanut butter, or pork crackling, depending on the person.
1. Cheb: "Lick Meh... huhuhuhu"
Me: "Eeeeewwwww... huhuhuhu"

2. "I was splitting logs and one was full of huhu grubs"
by KeeWee January 11, 2005
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Snake

1. It lives with the Badgers and the Mushroom
2. A slang term for Cock
3. To steal something
1. A Snake A Snake, Snaaaaaake A Snake, Ohhhhhh, it's a Snake...
2. That guy has a huge Snake!
3. "That bastard just snaked my jacket!"
by KeeWee January 11, 2005
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Pauanui

A NZ beach-side resort town on the Coromandel Peninsula, around 140km from Auckland. A very nice place to holiday, but with an abundance of supremely rich and snobby people - who walk around with their noses in the air, and own $3 million holiday homes which they only stay in for 2 weeks a year.
Person 1: "I'm going to Pauanui this weekend"
Person 2: "Sure dude, sure..."
by KeeWee January 11, 2005
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The Warehouse

A New Zealand chain store, somewhat of an icon. Also known as the 'Red Shed'

The catch-phrase is "Where everyone gets a bargain." Maybe not in every case... but you can find some pretty good cheap stuff.

The price of EVERYTHING instore ends in '99' for some straaange reason.
"Lets go to The Warehouse... they're having a $5.99 clothing clearance sale"
by KeeWee January 12, 2005
mugGet the The Warehousemug.

winmx

The coolest P2P file-sharing program around. It's the best way to steal music.

Some WinMX users are bastards though, and disconnect you for no good reason.
Person 1: "Fuck Kazaa, now my PC is full of spyware"
Person 2: "Dude, get WinMX"
by KeeWee January 10, 2005
mugGet the winmxmug.

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