Keasterbunny's definitions

Dirt Roads Scholar

A low class, poorly educated “know it all” type. Someone who thinks they are right because it “makes sense” to them.

The new guy is a real idiot. I bet his resume proves he’s a dirt roads scholar.

by Keasterbunny October 5, 2023

Fr-HIGHday the 13th

A tradition of calling out of work, avoiding responsibilities, and not being where you should be. The belief is that if you are out of place and high misfortune won’t find you.

Hey, we’re calling out tomorrow, roasting some bones, and heading downtown for Fr-HIGHday the 13th. You in?

by Keasterbunny October 13, 2023

Manning the Air

The action of leaving a smell associated with a dank locker room, teen bedroom, or any place else that smells like some people just fucked there.

I say Elanor your new house is beautiful but your son's room is manning the air too much. Please do have him bathe and properly dispose of things before the next brunch Ciao!

I hope that chicks husband don't come early cause I manned the air in her bedroom know what i mean?

by Keasterbunny July 8, 2019

Open Chairy

The right to openly brandish a folding chair and using it for self defense.

Have all the tiki torches you want. I Open Chairy, fool.

by Keasterbunny August 13, 2023

Sci-hi

Science fiction tv shows and movies that are better enjoyed when you are high.

I don’t think Quique is going to the gym tonight. He’s on the couch to watch some sci-hi.

by Keasterbunny May 12, 2023

Mickey High Club

Having sexual contact intercourse on a Disney ride.

We had a great time at Disney.. She wanted to join the Mickey High Club so we banged it out on Splash Mountain like 6 times.

by Keasterbunny July 16, 2023

Saudi Fist Bump

When you are using a gas pump to refill your vehicle.

People complain about gas prices but they don’t stop doing the Saudi Fist Bump.

by Keasterbunny July 18, 2022