KeVIInXI's definitions

crotch top

a portable computing devise that fits more comfortably on your crotch than on your lap.

Donna: "Hey Jimmy, new lap top?"
Jimmy: "No. Actually, it's a crotch top. Wanna see my power cord?"

by keVIInXI February 18, 2011

Bigger Than Oprah

a compliment or insult used to imply that a person is somehow bigger than Oprah, the self-important celebrity multi-media megalomaniac.

Compliment: "Janice! You are sooooo famous. You're bigger than Oprah!"

Insult: "Janice! You are sooooo fat. You're bigger than Oprah!

by keVIInXI December 4, 2010

E Harmony

an on-line dating service for people who get bad grades.

Flonasia-"That boy Tarkis got three E's and a D- posted on hiz E Harmony profile. I finna be hiz babymama!"

by keVIInXI September 22, 2010

name damage

A condition experienced by children at birth when their parents saddle them for life with names spelled like they were dumped out of an alphabet soup can.

1st-grade teacher: "Duh'Lousyannah, what an unusual name you have."

Student sitting next to Duh'Lousyannah: "What about me? I'm Chevy Cougar-Meloncamp Carr."

Student sitting next to Chevy C-M C: "These kids are name damaged!"

by keVIInXI August 17, 2010

disharmony.com

a dating option consisting of going to the bar, getting smashed, and finding a life partner who has little in common with you except a liking for booze and sex.

Sarah: "Mindy, how did you and Roger meet?"
Mindy: "Well, I used disharmony.com. I picked him up at TGI Fridays on a bender, got preggers, and life happened.

by keVIInXI July 24, 2012

cohabitation without fornication

a term used to describe moving in with your lover with the expressed agreement that no sexual activities will ensue before marriage. Similar to "taxation without representation" but with a sexual aspect.

George Washington: "Benny, I hear you have moved in with your 15th mistress."

Ben Franklin: "Yes indeed! But, we are practicing cohabitation without fornication."

Thomas Jefferson: "How patriotic. Sign here."

by keVIInXI July 8, 2011

bon appé tits

a French-like expression said to someone when you hear that they are dating a woman with very large breasts.

Brad: "Hey! I'm going out on a date with a Hooters waitress!"

Brad's Dad: "Well done, my son. Bon appé tits!"

by KeVIInXI July 16, 2011