Kazyan's definitions
"Thank goodness, those clowns almost got me--HOLY CRUD THEY'RE STILL HERE!"
--Billy, "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy"
--Billy, "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy"
by Kazyan September 30, 2006
Get the Holy crudmug. A misunderstood yellow rat-like creature that often shows up on the show pokemon. We can all agree that if he wasn't portrayed in a manner that looked like a 4-year old's imagination and if people could actually understand what he was saying, his cool points would total around that of Nickelback. His abilities include emitting powerful electric shocks. Recenlty he has attempeted to get his name changed to Brandon.
"Pika Pika!"
"Pikachu says that he hates the director of pokemon and would like to take a shotgun to his head."
"Pikachu says that he hates the director of pokemon and would like to take a shotgun to his head."
by Kazyan July 13, 2006
Get the pikachumug. The act of cuasing injury to a victim or otherwise cuasing harm. Normally done with blunt objects or with bare hands. Throttling is a common act among gangsters. See also Pwn and smash
by Kazyan July 13, 2006
Get the throttlemug. 1: A human of unusual size. You know what I'm talking about.
2: A pink tub of lard created by the twisted minds at Nintendo that has the ability to swallow stuff and gain strange and sometimes disturbing powers.
3: A person on a Roleplaying board who is addicted to pacifism and online cleanliness and therefore annoys the crud out of people whom they see are roleplaying something anywhere close to PG or higher. Commonly found on Neopets.
2: A pink tub of lard created by the twisted minds at Nintendo that has the ability to swallow stuff and gain strange and sometimes disturbing powers.
3: A person on a Roleplaying board who is addicted to pacifism and online cleanliness and therefore annoys the crud out of people whom they see are roleplaying something anywhere close to PG or higher. Commonly found on Neopets.
1. Uh oh, kirby at 3 o' clock! Run!
2. Kirby, you are one strange...thing.
3. That kirby just reported me becuase my RP character accidentally hit someone!
2. Kirby, you are one strange...thing.
3. That kirby just reported me becuase my RP character accidentally hit someone!
by Kazyan July 15, 2006
Get the kirbymug. The main character in the Japanese TV show Pokemon. Ash is not only a complete idiot but he is homosexual. Wherever he goes he spreads stupidity. His archrival Gary is pretty much the only thing to prevent Ash from spreading stupidity and suckage around the world besides Ash's Pikachu, whom Ash has basically ensalved and forces to be cute and happy. His enemies are mainly Team Rocket, who deserve a madel for their determination to stop the world from being consumed by gayness. In actuality, they don't need to: Ash sucks eggs at whatever he does.
by Kazyan July 14, 2006
Get the Ash Ketchummug. 1. (noun) Any over-the-top fan of anything, but normally used to describe tweens and 40+ year old women who obsess over American Idol contestants.
2. (verb) To act in a manner that would suggest being a fantard.
Derived from "fan" and "retard".
Often simply "tard", especially when used in a compound noun to specify the person whom the fans adore.
The term is mostly used on Vote For The Worst.
2. (verb) To act in a manner that would suggest being a fantard.
Derived from "fan" and "retard".
Often simply "tard", especially when used in a compound noun to specify the person whom the fans adore.
The term is mostly used on Vote For The Worst.
1. I found a small group of Cooktards on an online forum praying for David Cook's album to go quadruple platinum.
2. I caught my little sister fantarding over Barack Obama at the rally. She was waving signs, screaming, and generally making a fool of herself.
2. I caught my little sister fantarding over Barack Obama at the rally. She was waving signs, screaming, and generally making a fool of herself.
by Kazyan December 9, 2008
Get the fantardmug. A pair of scissors that has been made so that they are unable to cut anything besides human flesh, and therefore considered "childproofed". This supports the theory that humans are getting stupider (see airport and educational television).
by Kazyan July 13, 2006
Get the safety scissorsmug.