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z0r

A suffix used mainly in the language of chatspeak. Closely related to x0r, z0r is usually a suffix to verbs, pwn in many cases. "Formal" chatspeak only allows z0r to be used as a suffix to pwn, any other word is considered 'unz0rable'. z0r creates an emphasis on the verb it is attached to. z0r is NEVER capitalized. Sometimes z0rz or z0rzez.
z0r can be usez0red after a verb.
by Kazyan July 13, 2006
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pikachu

A misunderstood yellow rat-like creature that often shows up on the show pokemon. We can all agree that if he wasn't portrayed in a manner that looked like a 4-year old's imagination and if people could actually understand what he was saying, his cool points would total around that of Nickelback. His abilities include emitting powerful electric shocks. Recenlty he has attempeted to get his name changed to Brandon.
"Pika Pika!"

"Pikachu says that he hates the director of pokemon and would like to take a shotgun to his head."
by Kazyan July 13, 2006
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safety scissors

A pair of scissors that has been made so that they are unable to cut anything besides human flesh, and therefore considered "childproofed". This supports the theory that humans are getting stupider (see airport and educational television).
"Safety scissors are comletely useless."
by Kazyan July 13, 2006
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1

A: The first natural number.

B: Binary code for "On" or, in images, a black pixel.

C: Number used in replacement for an exclamation mark in chatpeak/1337speak circumstances where one or more users is saying something exiting. See example.
A: 1, 2, 3, 4...

B: 0010110101101001010

C: Lyk ZOMG that is t3h pwnsomest!!!11!1!11one
by Kazyan October 2, 2006
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Holy crud

An exclamation used in a suprising situation, usually with negative circumstances for the speaker.
"Thank goodness, those clowns almost got me--HOLY CRUD THEY'RE STILL HERE!"
--Billy, "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy"
by Kazyan September 30, 2006
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Ash Ketchum

The main character in the Japanese TV show Pokemon. Ash is not only a complete idiot but he is homosexual. Wherever he goes he spreads stupidity. His archrival Gary is pretty much the only thing to prevent Ash from spreading stupidity and suckage around the world besides Ash's Pikachu, whom Ash has basically ensalved and forces to be cute and happy. His enemies are mainly Team Rocket, who deserve a madel for their determination to stop the world from being consumed by gayness. In actuality, they don't need to: Ash sucks eggs at whatever he does.
"Ash Ketchum, is it? Good, I've been looking for you." *pulls out shotgun*
by Kazyan July 14, 2006
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fantard

1. (noun) Any over-the-top fan of anything, but normally used to describe tweens and 40+ year old women who obsess over American Idol contestants.

2. (verb) To act in a manner that would suggest being a fantard.

Derived from "fan" and "retard".

Often simply "tard", especially when used in a compound noun to specify the person whom the fans adore.

The term is mostly used on Vote For The Worst.
1. I found a small group of Cooktards on an online forum praying for David Cook's album to go quadruple platinum.

2. I caught my little sister fantarding over Barack Obama at the rally. She was waving signs, screaming, and generally making a fool of herself.
by Kazyan December 9, 2008
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